I have no idea why this doesn't have its own thread yet but here it is.
I'll get this motherfarger started.
This is how it will start:
Army reports virus samples missing from MD facility. (http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/04/22/missing.virus.sample/index.html)
This should be required reading:
World War Z home page with some mildly entertaining gadgets to play with. (http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/worldwarz/index2.php)
And this should be a warning for you all:
First contact? (http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/04/metairie_man_says_stranger_che.html)
While I don't actually know if the zombies will ever descend upon us, I'd like to think that some sort of man-created apocalypse that one could survive by simply eschewing modern day-to-day bullshtein mincy behavior is on its way to thin this herd.
Bring it on, you undead sacks of shtein.
Damn, only a 35% survival chance.
Weakling.
Survivalists are the funniest motherfargers on Earth. Why would anyone ever want to survive a holocaust? If I see missiles flying and I'm anywhere near a bottle of Jack Daniels and a loaded 9 millimeter, I'm out before the first one breaks orbit.
So, in closing, go Zombies and shtein.
Can I have your stuff when you die?
Yeah, did you ever buy that Aprilia? I get dibs on that.
whoever hasnt read it yet needs to read the hot zone....incredibly scary book
Ha! Zombies just made an appearance on The Unusuals.
First time I've seen this show.
I'm buying myself one of these then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhstuvzMiB0
Quote from: hbionic on April 23, 2009, 01:39:33 AM
I'm buying myself one of these then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhstuvzMiB0
nice, but not as sexy as my shotty
Quote from: Diomedes on April 22, 2009, 09:45:08 PM
Yeah, did you ever buy that Aprilia? I get dibs on that.
I did not. I got this instead:
(http://www.hermys.com/downloads/09t100lrg.jpg)
Quote from: Rome on April 22, 2009, 09:35:08 PM
Survivalists are the funniest motherfargers on Earth. Why would anyone ever want to survive a holocaust? If I see missiles flying and I'm anywhere near a bottle of Jack Daniels and a loaded 9 millimeter, I'm out before the first one breaks orbit.
So, in closing, go Zombies and shtein.
Are you telling me that you don't experience the urge/instinct to live and survive in a world without Wal Mart and Hummers? No yuppies or congestion or cubicles or Ikea catalogs or Hannah Montana. I think about that shtein 12 hours a day. Minimum.
33%
32%
41%b bitches
I am all for the zombies to come and tear down society. if not zombies than natural disasters will be fine. i am slowly building my survival kit, which mainly consists of duct tape at this point but its getting there.
If I could pick 5 weapons to take they would be:
Ak-47
Crowbar - killing and opening shtein
Shotgun
Katana sword
Barrett 50 cal sniper rifle - for rooftop zombie head exploding action!
Just picked up Max Brook's zombie survival guide, well downloaded a pdf. Hence the crowbar as a weapon
Anything that can crack skulls and doesn't have to be reloaded is good shtein.
Crowbar, pickax, baseball bat, all good. Any well sighted hunting rile is good for sniping, 50 caliber would be hilarious but total overkill. Shotgun is a must.
crowbar is superior than most melee weapons cause you can use it to shatter skulls, stab brains, open doors and or get leverage in many situations. its usually pretty light and strong so your not using that much power to use it and to recoil for another blow. a well time swing from a bat might work, but leaves you exposed after. pickaxe is heavy and would be tougher than you think to land a brain blow and also leaves you vulnerable after swing.
flame thrower would be another good weapon or electro defenses both would boil their brains
Quote from: hbionic on April 23, 2009, 01:39:33 AM
I'm buying myself one of these then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhstuvzMiB0
farg that thing is awesome. would have to fashion some sort of ammo belt and you'd be unstoppable!
You all should read this (http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-This-Book-Will-Save/dp/0060898771/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1240498007&sr=8-1) book. Survivalism, and a very easy read. And the dude is pretty funny.
45% i thought i'd be higher. My plans include travel to a local island fort in delaware as an early base of operations, then travel to either the canadian border where my inlaws have a cabin on a lake with drinkable water, or stealing an airplane to california, then highjacking an ocean liner, to head to Hawaii if the outbreak has not occurred there.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 10:30:38 AM
Anything that can crack skulls and doesn't have to be reloaded is good shtein.
Crowbar. I'm gonna go Gordon Freeman on their asses. At the very least, Gordon Frohman.
Adamantium claws would make slicing zombie heads a walk in the park.
I would def. try for a building/castle with large walls. Plenty of space on the inside for gardening, and a few domesticated mammals to breed and eat. Zombies couldn't scale the walls or break through the thick windowless stone walls. High watch tower positions to snipe and mow down the hordes with mini guns and 50 cals. Outside would be trapped with mines daily. The dead, undead would be gathered and taken down into the depths of the castle where pigs would eat whats left of the dead zombie bodies, rest would be burned. and chicks hot chicks to make babies with. lawyers, salesman, politicians, & other white collared types need not apply. your days are over. find a way to contribute or die.
33%.
Adamantium? Really?
Zombie attacks are serious business. You need to deal in reality, sir.
Not to mention the fact that Zombie flesh is poison and if the pigs ate it they would either die for become undead themselves. Jesus man, where is your head?
51%
come with me. if you want to live.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 11:57:19 AM
Not to mention the fact that Zombie flesh is poison and if the pigs ate it they would either die for become undead themselves. Jesus man, where is your head?
He'll make sure they get fresh slop every day as it flies off the bed of his truck.
listen...i can dead with zombie people. but when we start having zombie pigs, farg that shtein. i'll have some me some zombie bacon and say farg it all.
Quote from: SunMo on April 23, 2009, 12:20:38 PM
listen...i can deal with zombie people. but when we start having zombie pigs, farg that shtein. i'll have some me some zombie bacon and say farg it all.
You'll have to go to Soviet Russia if you want to do that.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 11:57:19 AM
Not to mention the fact that Zombie flesh is poison and if the pigs ate it they would either die for become undead themselves. Jesus man, where is your head?
Since when can animals become infected? What kind of jibberish is that. A pig would farg a zombie up anyday! Eat everything including bones, gone!
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 23, 2009, 11:05:49 AM
45% i thought i'd be higher. My plans include travel to a local island fort in delaware as an early base of operations, then travel to either the canadian border where my inlaws have a cabin on a lake with drinkable water, or stealing an airplane to california, then highjacking an ocean liner, to head to Hawaii if the outbreak has not occurred there.
I'm surprised to be at 41%
Ocean liners are big man - zombies will be hiding out until you set sail then feast on your brain when you're underway
Mussa, you clearly didn't read WWZ very closely. Animals avoid eating zombie flesh, but when they do, they die.
Quote from: mussa on April 23, 2009, 12:24:43 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 11:57:19 AM
Not to mention the fact that Zombie flesh is poison and if the pigs ate it they would either die for become undead themselves. Jesus man, where is your head?
Since when can animals become infected? What kind of jibberish is that. A pig would farg a zombie up anyday! Eat everything including bones, gone!
Man, you need to watch out for all living things. Mosquitos, animals, creepy children, even plants (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_of_the_Triffids).
Quote from: Tomahawk on April 23, 2009, 12:26:07 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 23, 2009, 11:05:49 AM
45% i thought i'd be higher. My plans include travel to a local island fort in delaware as an early base of operations, then travel to either the canadian border where my inlaws have a cabin on a lake with drinkable water, or stealing an airplane to california, then highjacking an ocean liner, to head to Hawaii if the outbreak has not occurred there.
I'm surprised to be at 41%
Ocean liners are big man - zombies will be hiding out until you set sail then feast on your brain when you're underway
either that, or the snipers will get him.
Quote from: General_Failure on April 23, 2009, 12:22:27 PM
You'll have to go to Soviet Russia if you want to do that.
Chernobyl farms?
Damn I thought the pig thing was clever.
I actually downloaded World War Z recently via audio book. Ive been listening when i go to bed giving me sweet zombie dreams. and by dreams i mean wet dreams
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 23, 2009, 12:33:56 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on April 23, 2009, 12:26:07 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 23, 2009, 11:05:49 AM
45% i thought i'd be higher. My plans include travel to a local island fort in delaware as an early base of operations, then travel to either the canadian border where my inlaws have a cabin on a lake with drinkable water, or stealing an airplane to california, then highjacking an ocean liner, to head to Hawaii if the outbreak has not occurred there.
I'm surprised to be at 41%
Ocean liners are big man - zombies will be hiding out until you set sail then feast on your brain when you're underway
either that, or the snipers will get him.
I'm stopping by to get you in Cali. I'll take any ship that is capable of travel across the ocean.
you just want my 51% survival rate. count me in though as long as we can bring chuggie too. he can be the "bitch" like that dude from Con Air.
After reading Watchmen, I've decided that I will build a boat made of corpses to get to safe ground. Corpses and maybe some styrofoam.
Escaping by ocean is a boring cop out. I want to spend my days on dry land mowing down undead bitches and rebuilding society in my own image.
free trip to hawaii doesn't sound that bad though. im in.
Im just there to bang some asians, and get my brother, maybe chill out for a few weeks, then back to killing and taking over massive amounts of land. I always wanted to be a Lord.
Who wouldst be thou serfs, though?
I love Olde English.
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 23, 2009, 12:58:24 PM
Who wouldst be thou serfs, though?
I love Olde English.
I would allow you all to be Yeomans in my ruling lands
As long as we don't have to kiss your farged up feet, freak.
this thread is something special
(http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v648/72/87/1174796304/s1174796304_380255_3559051.jpg) my foot is already a zombie
lifetime ban for posting that a 2nd time
Quote from: MURP on April 23, 2009, 03:01:31 PM
lifetime ban for posting that a 2nd time
(http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo224/halomaniac_117/Misc-OhSnap.jpg?t=1240511397)
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/jeepwrang1994/house.gif)
I really wish I hadn't seen that....the first OR second time.
Quote from: MURP on April 23, 2009, 02:49:44 PM
this thread is something special
gotta learn to drive stick and ride motorcycles. canned veggies!
The best part of Pineapple Express is the scene where jackass #3 blows the dude's foot off with a shotgun. SB's foot looks like it was annihilated with a 12 gauge and then pieced back together with packing tape.
now it looks even more farged, the bone has broken and rebroken so many times its like 3x's as thick as it should be.
do not underestimate how important a good pair of steel toe boots are when considering your zombie kit. if you can't protect your feet, you're farged.
good point. note taken
Crowbar
Shotgun
Rifle
Flamethrower (if available)
Castle/Fortress (unlikely)
Livestock
Wenches
Fertile Land
Reinforced Footwear
...
Good start. What next?
Framing Hammer
Half a dozen Bic lighters
Sun glasses
Dual purpose motorcycle...KLR 650 ideally
an iphone and a mac since the zombie virus probably only affects windows.
shut up mussa
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 23, 2009, 04:16:49 PM
an iphone and a mac since the zombie virus probably only affects windows.
How can you be so unfunny and funny at the same time?
it is a special quality
alls im sayin is that if zombies ever do attack i dont need my outlook going all undead on me.
I have a fort already lined up. Pea Patch Island..HOLLER
Oh, and some form of amphetamines
Dear god, good call. Drugs of all sorts will be required, but anything to keep me alert. For weeks on end.
Just bought the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. We're all farged.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 04:22:56 PM
Dear god, good call. Drugs of all sorts will be required, but anything to keep me alert. For weeks on end.
Jimmy Smith probably has a good assortment
Only 31%. farg.
Do zombies eat mexican?
theyre first on the list.
Quote from: hbionic on April 23, 2009, 06:20:09 PM
Do zombies eat mexican?
You will be our decoy Hector
Fear and Loathing in Las Fort.
Sorry... Zombies don't speak Mexican!
We'll put them mexicans on the front lines, then make them work the gardens.
Some sort of large armored truck, military like, with enough speed to make running over zombies fun
i know better than to read thru it so can someone tell me how this thread got to 4 pages already
I was thinking...is it possible to rape zombies, impregnate them and make they have zombie-human hybrids that are immune to their virus? I'd be willing to test the theory out and get some zombie Hoyda and let you guys know how it is. I'm sure its going to stink like hell.
Scientists have tried to test that, but the zombies keep tricking the testers into getting hummers.
zombie snatch, mmm mmm good
I wrote this open letter to zombies two years ago as part of my mid-season fantasy football newsletter:
QuoteDear zombies,
Once you were alive, but now you are simply animated bodies hell bent on eating my brain and the brains of everyone I know and love. You have no thoughts, no emotion, no reason and in fact only your bodies and your appetites for delicious gray matter are still intact.
This presents those of us who have not yet been bitten with a fantastic opportunity. You see, you have given us the chance to shoot, hack, stab, explode and hump our way to our most destructive fantasies without even the smallest repercussion or existential dilemma. We never have to feel bad or question our motivations when we shove a butcher knife through your eye. Chainsaw to the spine? No moral conundrum there. And if you happen to turn your back to me and you're still wearing that thong that your boyfriend gave you before you ate his entire skull, and if you've only been undead for a few minutes and there's only a little bit of flesh and gore hanging from your chin, I can accidentally violate you from behind without having to worry about calling you or meeting your parents or getting in a confrontation with your boyfriend (who, as discussed has already been neatly disposed of). All I have to do is tie a live grenade in your neck and pull the pin. It's the perfect relationship.
For all of this, Zombies, I thank you.
Love,
rjs246
that brought a tear to my icehole
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 23, 2009, 04:21:08 PM
I have a fort already lined up. Pea Patch Island..HOLLER
Oh, and some form of amphetamines
Good call.
Of course, it is haunted though.
Quote from: mussa on April 24, 2009, 04:06:07 PM
that brought a tear to my icehole
wow...your butthole must be really tight and sensitive for it to tear that easy. What are you doing later tonight?
Not to scare all of you, but our country's current Swine Flu craze is eerily similar to the distractionary tactics that the Chinese government uses in WWZ to keep the world from knowing that the zombie virus has been discovered and is spreading... just sayin'.
Fargin' pigs were on to mussa's plan from the start.
oiling up shotguns
Quote from: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 04:12:53 PM
Crowbar
Shotgun
Rifle
Flamethrower (if available)
Castle/Fortress (unlikely)
Livestock
Wenches
Fertile Land
Reinforced Footwear
...
Good start. What next?
Flamethrower = bad for Zombie killing. Zombies running around you or neighboring wooden structures while flaming doesn't work out so well.
Hoarding propane and oxygen tanks on the other hand works well. Also pipe bombs with some kind of loud device (an air horn taped open) attached would work excellently for exploding the undead.
I would also try to figure out where the closest military base is for a Bradley or something similar, but most importantly, a MK19.
(http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/mk-19-dvic559.jpg)
QuoteThe Mk 19 Grenade Launcher is a belt-fed automatic 40 mm grenade launcher or grenade machine gun that entered U.S. military service during the Cold War, first seeing action during the Vietnam War and remaining in service today.
The Mk 19 fires 40 mm grenades at a cyclic rate of 325 to 375 rounds per minute, giving a practical rate of fire of 60 rounds per minute (rapid) and 40 rounds per minute (sustained). The weapon operates on the blowback principle, which uses the chamber pressure from each fired round to load and re-cock the weapon. The Mk 19 is able to lob its grenade at a maximum distance of 2,212 meters, though its effective range for a point target is about 1,500 meters
I would suggest playing Left 4 Dead constantly for the next few months leading up to the outbreak to prepare tactics.
Flamethrower is bad in close quarters or urban settings, agreed. But if you have an organized team of zombie hunters/exterminators, once the initial chaos has settled down, it can be quite useful I would think.
Where are you going to find a team of organized zombie hunters?
Clearly not here.
Quote from: General_Failure on April 27, 2009, 11:21:13 AM
Where are you going to find a team of organized zombie hunters?
Can i join?
I'm in too.
Skills:
Expert in Pencil Fighting
Good porn watcher
Am Mexican
I'm not sure how building a deck is going to stop zombies.
Quote from: hbionic on April 27, 2009, 01:22:27 PM
I'm in too.
Skills:
Expert in Pencil Fighting
Good porn watcher
Am Mexican
Thanks, we need expendable decoys like you.
we..ha
no one is picking you for their team of anything that require balls strength or courage
My balls are super strong.
congratulations, that gives you a leg up on cumtongue
Quote from: Diomedes on April 27, 2009, 05:56:51 PM
we..ha
no one is picking you for their team of anything that require balls strength or courage
:-D :-D :-D
Quote from: PPinDC on April 27, 2009, 11:11:25 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 04:12:53 PM
Crowbar
Shotgun
Rifle
Flamethrower (if available)
Castle/Fortress (unlikely)
Livestock
Wenches
Fertile Land
Reinforced Footwear
...
Good start. What next?
Flamethrower = bad for Zombie killing. Zombies running around you or neighboring wooden structures while flaming doesn't work out so well.
Hoarding propane and oxygen tanks on the other hand works well. Also pipe bombs with some kind of loud device (an air horn taped open) attached would work excellently for exploding the undead.
I would also try to figure out where the closest military base is for a Bradley or something similar, but most importantly, a MK19.
(http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/mk-19-dvic559.jpg)
QuoteThe Mk 19 Grenade Launcher is a belt-fed automatic 40 mm grenade launcher or grenade machine gun that entered U.S. military service during the Cold War, first seeing action during the Vietnam War and remaining in service today.
The Mk 19 fires 40 mm grenades at a cyclic rate of 325 to 375 rounds per minute, giving a practical rate of fire of 60 rounds per minute (rapid) and 40 rounds per minute (sustained). The weapon operates on the blowback principle, which uses the chamber pressure from each fired round to load and re-cock the weapon. The Mk 19 is able to lob its grenade at a maximum distance of 2,212 meters, though its effective range for a point target is about 1,500 meters
I would suggest playing Left 4 Dead constantly for the next few months leading up to the outbreak to prepare tactics.
have fun humpin it.
I don't know if hunting a gun would be a good idea, let alone a grenade launcher
Quote from: hbionic on April 27, 2009, 06:04:38 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 27, 2009, 05:56:51 PM
we..ha
no one is picking you for their team of anything that require balls strength or courage
:-D :-D :-D
this
So mexico is filling up with zombies
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 27, 2009, 06:52:53 PM
have fun humpin it.
I was thinking more of a vehicle mount or an emplacement.
Quote from: Tomahawk on April 27, 2009, 07:25:51 PM
I don't know if hunting a gun would be a good idea, let alone a grenade launcher
This isn't you average grenade launcher. Think of a horde of zombies coming down a city street about 300 yards from your rooftop location. Lob a few of these 40MM anti-personnel rounds to the front, middle, rear of the zombies, and pick the remaining torso draggers off with your rifle, or let them bleed out. It could also be used to drop buildings containing nasties, or create a diversion if needed. For defending against hordes, there may not be a better weapon out there that a single person could operate.
Maybe for hookin' and jabbin' in the midst of undead, the AA12 auto shotgun with a bayonet attached would be pretty good.....
(http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gallery/4/2008/08/medium_2795873625_5a7c1f26c7_o.jpg)
I meant to type humping; not hunting. No doubt that would be a great addition to any zombie killing arsenal, but I still probably wouldn't try to put a pocket Hoyda on it
Zombies can't bleed out. Outside of that, I want PPinDC on my team.
It sucks AA12's are illegal. I need an autosear put on my Saiga 12 when the day comes. ATF wont be tracking me down, when im blasting zombies.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 28, 2009, 10:53:35 AM
Zombies can't bleed out. Outside of that, I want PPinDC on my team.
This is hard to believe. I think they could go longer than an unaffected with massive blood loss, but if you cut one of the goobers in half, sooner or later I gotta believe it would expire. This might be the sci-fi mixing with the facts. I think wherever the compound gets placed, a lab would need to be setup to determine a factual basis for the anatomy of nasties. How much more deficient do they become with the loss of both eyes? Do they become faster as they lose internal organs? Do their undead Hoydas stank? There are serious questions that need answering.
I just watched the new Rambo last night, i'm ready
Another couple of tools I like:
(http://www.fiskars.com/wps/wcm/connect/d1d2c60045cd9235bc9dfc0fc61cf272/7860_p.jpg?MOD=AJPERES)
(http://images.businessweek.com/di/idea_winners/2007/atom_hammer.jpg)
Quote
The S2 professional framing hammer has been leaping off retail shelves, due in large part to its numerous innovative features and design elements. Besides giving the hammer a unique look, the modular head design, with its separate head and claw, provides many functional benefits, such as reducing hand, wrist and arm stress by dissipating reverberations; simplifying the replacement of the head and handle; allowing customization with different combinations of head types, and generally being excellent for busting zombies in the grape. In addition to giving the company a competitive advantage in a market where margins are being eroded and competition from inexpensive, low-quality imported hammers is rising, the S2 uses less raw materials, is handled fewer times during production and requires significantly fewer steps to manufacture compared to traditional eyelet hammers.
I'm staying away from goring out zombies until i have no choice. Then the Machete comes out.
I wish I had the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z in PDF format. If I did I would cut and paste the answers to all of those questions for you. Especially about their zombiesnatches.
I do know this:
Their blood congeals and is not necessary for their survival as only their brains and muscles function. Their organs are useless. They have degradation of all of their senses but appear to use them all equally giving them an advantage over humans who use their vision far more than any of their other senses.
So your flame-thrower all-stars are going to need an old blind man, possibly an old black blind man who plays a mean guitar.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 28, 2009, 11:21:23 AM
I wish I had the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z in PDF format. If I did I would cut and paste the answers to all of those questions for you. Especially about their zombiesnatches.
I do know this:
Their blood congeals and is not necessary for their survival as only their brains and muscles function. Their organs are useless. They have degradation of all of their senses but appear to use them all equally giving them an advantage over humans who use their vision far more than any of their other senses.
I would think that above all else, being resourceful would be one of the most important assets when the time comes. Being unable to properly operate Google does not bode well for your survival chances, Russ.
Zombie Survival Guide in PDF
(http://fliiby.com/file/12221/zrm7b0ir5i.html)
World War Z in PDF
(http://www.polvoestelar.com.mx/babilonia/Libros/Max%20Brooks/Max%20Brooks%20-%20World%20War%20Z-%20An%20Oral%20History%20of%20the%20Zombie%20War.pdf)
Ha. Well I doubt the post-apocalyptic world will have the Googles. I'll stick to my trusty soft-cover hard-copies.
But yes, I probably could have found those without much effort. Jerk.
Again, I think it extremely important with the pig flu swirling about, that everyone get some training in. For this, I suggest again, Left 4 Dead. My gay gamertag on XBox live is SloSteadySqueez. Let's do some survival mode.
http://www.youtube.com/v/13r8Ku8GAEI&hl=en&fs=1
PPinDC would be a valuable team member because of his knowledge of engines etc...always good to have a guy like that around.
Quote from: mussa on April 28, 2009, 12:45:30 PM
PPinDC would be a valuable team member because of his knowledge of engines etc...always good to have a guy like that around.
Engineer with Military Experience = invaluable
You two Romes are going to make me blush.
I think it's time we start discuss vehicle more indepth. I'm not the zombie expert, so some questions:
Tracks or wheels?
Speed or power?
Mounted weapons?
Again, I think heading to local military base to hijack some shtein makes the most sense, but anything would need some custom work. Serious business.
Quote from: PPinDC on April 28, 2009, 02:40:34 PM
You two Romes are going to make me blush.
I think it's time we start discuss vehicle more indepth. I'm not the zombie expert, so some questions:
Tracks or wheels?
Speed or power?
Mounted weapons?
Again, I think heading to local military base to hijack some shtein makes the most sense, but anything would need some custom work. Serious business.
I think a (http://www.onr.navy.mil/media/releases/image_gallery/images/09_veaav2.jpg) submersible APC would be perfect.
My perfect fort in this area goes back to Pea Patch Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pea_Patch_Island_(Delaware))
(http://www.geocities.com/~jmgould/ftpix/ftdel.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3095/2818108844_8747d76f81.jpg?v=0)
-Postives: Separated by a mile of water from land roughly 1 mile of Delaware River. Has a moat and high walls to defend only open entrances, has jailcells for quarantine and testing
-Negatives: its right down the river from a nuclear power plant, and its haunted.
In terms of vehicles, I would take power and durability over speed. These fargers aren't sprinting new-fangled hollywood zombies. These are moaning old school real-world salt of the earth zombies. They're not outrunning shtein.
I do know i want a .50cal on top of it, Rambo smashed up some burmese
I like the APC as a defensive short-term use vehicle, but having been inside one I can tell you (and Sarge can back me up), you wouldn't want to have to be in one for more than 24 hours. If a large distance were needed to be covered, something else might have to do.
On another note, farging Max Brooks thought of everything:
Quote
Historical,experimental,or otherwise,has surfaced regarding the results of sexual relations with an Undead specimen,but as previously noted,the nature of Solanum suggests a high danger of infection.
Warning against such an act would be useless,as only the people deranged enough to try would be unconcerned for their own safety.
Damn it. RJS needs to secure plenty of wenches, or this is going to suck.
RJS is responsible for stopping off at Delilah's and any other high class establishments with hot broads. Maybe just stop by a college.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 28, 2009, 02:46:03 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/~jmgould/ftpix/ftdel.jpg)
It doesn't look like that Fort has a deck. I'll get on it immediately.
Quote from: PPinDC on April 28, 2009, 02:40:34 PM
You two Romes are going to make me blush.
I think it's time we start discuss vehicle more indepth. I'm not the zombie expert, so some questions:
Tracks or wheels?
Speed or power?
Mounted weapons?
Again, I think heading to local military base to hijack some shtein makes the most sense, but anything would need some custom work. Serious business.
tracks would not only make it easier to navigate various terrains, but they're also much harder to tamper with than regular tires. would anything be more embarrassing than to walk out to your vehicle and see that some zombies let the air out of your tires or just took the wheels and left your ride on blocks?
needs to have both speed and power but i'd put a little more emphasis on speed. zombies may not move very fast but over time, they may figure out how to hot wire a porsche.
but to compensate for reduced power, you add some heavy duty weaponry. this way, if the only way out of a sticky situation is through 18 inches of reinforced concrete wall, you can blast your way out rather than just ramming the vehicle through.
what i would do is take a luxary 45' rv with 3 or 4 slideouts, pull off the wheels and add tracks. add some hp and torque to the engine to improve acceleration and cover it with some light weight armor plates. install a collapsible 360 deg turret that can be raised and lowered through the ceiling with a mounted .50cal and capable of supporting a mk-19.
6ft metal forks would be welded to the grill just incase there are any zombies too stupid to move out of the freaking way.
side windows are also fitted with adjustable mounts capable of holding a 249G or .50 cal.
underneath storage compartments would store ammo, explosives and hand held weapons such as automatic shotguns, rpg's, at-4's, etc.
security cameras with night vision mounted on all 4 corners of the rv to provide 360 degree viewing at all times.
the internal storage compartments would hold twinkies, cheese doodles and pr0n. the fridge would hold beer and the freezer would be stacked with bacon.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 28, 2009, 03:54:04 PM
would anything be more embarrassing than to walk out to your vehicle and see that some zombies let the air out of your tires or just took the wheels and left your ride on blocks?
zombies may not move very fast but over time, they may figure out how to hot wire a porsche.
Serious business.
Do your job: go recruit some wenches.
Would you leave slots open for Chainsaws? On Dawn of the Dead, great idea, but it can have problems in an accident. Either way, if you get in an accident, its a bad situation.
Sarge, i know you wernt a fan of the fort before, any better feelings about it(cells are there for you and Chuggie to roleplay)?
Kidnap this (http://www.aintitcool.com/images2009/FoxHexx1.jpg)
In.
The guy staring her down in the mirror might be in for the kidnapping plan
don't be fooled, she's one of those new school zombies
Chainsaws are another hollywood fantasy. As soon as the chain jumps the track it goes slicing into you and or others around you. Plus if you get one stuck in some zombie flesh and bone your vulnerable to attack. Probably only big ones that weight a ton could do any serious damage. You'll be wasting energy lugging the thing around and in and out of skulls. I'd rather have something lighter and more efficient. Plus the blades go bad too, no time to take apart shtein and have back up blades. I would conclude chainsaws would be fantastic for offense, but next to worthless against a horde of fearless undead.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 28, 2009, 04:01:24 PM
Sarge, i know you wernt a fan of the fort before, any better feelings about it(cells are there for you and Chuggie to roleplay)?
the fort is a good place for everyday life. the combat-rv is designed for whenever it's necessary to leave the fort. perhaps to go gather supplies, pick up chicks or just to go slay some freaking zombies.
I was thinking this for something more speedy:
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/batmobile-resize.jpg)
Hey, wherever we decide to meet...let's make sure there's a Home Depot nearby. Just incase.
Wachovia Center Parkinglot, Look for Hava's flag setup
I was trying to not get involved in this, but all this talk has me goose-bumply excited. I want in, and I want to kick some zombie heads in.
I'll take my chances on my own thank you very much.
No way dude. I want Demon barricaded in with the good guys. No homo.
Quote from: Diomedes on April 28, 2009, 08:14:52 PM
I'll take my chances on my own thank you very much.
That's my attitude as well, I see everyone else slowing me down. I'd have a girl to bang and watch my back, other than that I'm farging everyone else up, zombie or not. I'm not taking any chances. You all die.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 28, 2009, 08:47:30 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 28, 2009, 08:14:52 PM
I'll take my chances on my own thank you very much.
That's my attitude as well, I see everyone else slowing me down. I'd have a girl to bang and watch my back, other than that I'm farging everyone else up, zombie or not. I'm not taking any chances. You all die.
navy Romes not needed
My opinion is that numbers are a good thing... as long as everyone is on the same page and disciplined. If you strike out on your own and, say, sprain an ankle or catch a stomach bug from eating bad food that you looted you are 100% farged. If you have people, you have assistance. Holing up in your sniper nest alone can only last so long before you're out of supplies and surrounded by the enemy.
I'm not sure how this thread avoided my attention for so long, but it caused me to read about 25% of World War Z, play 2 hours of Left 4 Dead and pricing machetes on Ebay today..and yes, Im serious.
One valuable piece of anti-zombie gear I see left out a lot, is some type light-weight, forearm length kevlar glove to protect from bites, like the kind worn in machine shops. More importantly, ass-less chaps, just because I'd look hot in them.
World War Z is the most enjoyable book I've read, maybe ever. And I'm a huge nerd who reads way too much. In fact, as soon as I finish reading my current selection I'll be re-rereading it.
Also, good call on the protective gear, BM. Ha, 'BM'. That's like poop.
I'm going to buy a shotgun this weekend, only problem is I need to hide it from the wife. Models suggestions and home concealment techniques are welcome.
Hiding is the wrong way to go. Tell her outright you're buying one and she can farg off over it if she needs to.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 28, 2009, 09:30:23 PM
World War Z is the most enjoyable book I've read, maybe ever. And I'm a huge nerd who reads way too much. In fact, as soon as I finish reading my current selection I'll be re-rereading it.
Also, good call on the protective gear, BM. Ha, 'BM'. That's like poop.
I'm reading Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life by Neil Strauss at the moment. Not only might it actually be useful to save my ass one day if some "BM" hits the fan, it's pretty farging funny too.
Quote from: Beermonkey on April 28, 2009, 09:27:13 PM
I'm not sure how this thread avoided my attention for so long, but it caused me to read about 25% of World War Z, play 2 hours of Left 4 Dead and pricing machetes on Ebay today..and yes, Im serious.
No bullshtein, I was sitting in the car in a Target parking lot while the wife was buying toothpaste and stuff for the kid earlier tonight, and I actually found myself evaluating escape routes and high points with the best vantages, and thinking over where to set up interlocking fields of fire. I then attacked an older woman who got to close to my car window. Hopefully her corpse goes unnoticed in the drainage ditch....as well as the nut puddle I left from beating off.....
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 28, 2009, 08:47:30 PM
That's my attitude as well, I see everyone else slowing me down. I'd have a girl to bang and watch my back, other than that I'm farging everyone else up, zombie or not. I'm not taking any chances. You all die.
What's your plan, squid? Find a pedal boat to tool around in some pond in while you imagine hurling car-size projectiles over the horizon at some unseen zombie threat? Or maybe team up with some SeeBee's and play in the sand while some ghoul chews on your noggin!
Well, SB, meet you at Pea Patch Island.
http://www.udel.edu/udaily/2009/apr/alert042809.html
Quote8:38 p.m., April 28, 2009----Four University of Delaware students have been identified with cases of influenza that meet probable definitions for swine flu, Dr. Paul Silverman, Associate Deputy Director for Health Information & Science of the Division of Public Health announced Tuesday evening.
The State Division of Public Health is submitting samples from these four cases to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to determine if they are cases of swine flu.
The students were treated at the University's Student Health Services on Monday, April 27, and they are experiencing mild flu-like symptoms. The Division of Public Health received the preliminary test results confirming the probable cases Tuesday afternoon, conducted interviews with the students and classified the cases as probable swine flu. Confirmation will have to come from the CDC.
On Wednesday morning, UD and the Division of Public Health will conduct clinics to assess and treat additional symptomatic students. The location of the clinic on the UD campus will be announced to students on Wednesday morning.
UD students who are experiencing flu-like symptoms are advised to go to the Student Health Center or the temporary clinic. UD employees with medical questions or who are experiencing flu-like symptoms should contact their personal physicians.
Based on the advice of the Division of Public Health, UD is continuing normal operations, including classes, however some large campus activities may be rescheduled.
Gov. Jack Markell will hold a news conference Wednesday at 11 a.m. in his office in the Carvel State Office Building in Wilmington to provide full details on the status and the state's response to these cases.
Quote
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 28, 2009, 08:47:30 PM
That's my attitude as well, I see everyone else slowing me down. I'd have a girl to bang and watch my back, other than that I'm farging everyone else up, zombie or not. I'm not taking any chances. You all die.
What's your plan, squid? Find a pedal boat to tool around in some pond in while you imagine hurling car-size projectiles over the horizon at some unseen zombie threat? Or maybe team up with some SeeBee's and play in the sand while some ghoul chews on your noggin!
The less you know about my plan the better. Lets just say it's been in the works for a long time. I've mentioned pieces of it in other threads (by accident). It's part Ving Rhames part genius. See you all in hell.
Quote from: Munson on April 29, 2009, 02:34:41 AM
Well, SB, meet you at Pea Patch Island.
http://www.udel.edu/udaily/2009/apr/alert042809.html
Quote8:38 p.m., April 28, 2009----Four University of Delaware students have been identified with cases of influenza that meet probable definitions for swine flu, Dr. Paul Silverman, Associate Deputy Director for Health Information & Science of the Division of Public Health announced Tuesday evening.
The State Division of Public Health is submitting samples from these four cases to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to determine if they are cases of swine flu.
The students were treated at the University's Student Health Services on Monday, April 27, and they are experiencing mild flu-like symptoms. The Division of Public Health received the preliminary test results confirming the probable cases Tuesday afternoon, conducted interviews with the students and classified the cases as probable swine flu. Confirmation will have to come from the CDC.
On Wednesday morning, UD and the Division of Public Health will conduct clinics to assess and treat additional symptomatic students. The location of the clinic on the UD campus will be announced to students on Wednesday morning.
UD students who are experiencing flu-like symptoms are advised to go to the Student Health Center or the temporary clinic. UD employees with medical questions or who are experiencing flu-like symptoms should contact their personal physicians.
Based on the advice of the Division of Public Health, UD is continuing normal operations, including classes, however some large campus activities may be rescheduled.
Gov. Jack Markell will hold a news conference Wednesday at 11 a.m. in his office in the Carvel State Office Building in Wilmington to provide full details on the status and the state's response to these cases.
saw that last night, breakout just 2 minutes from my office... WFH all the time now
Quote from: Beermonkey on April 28, 2009, 09:45:28 PM
I'm going to buy a shotgun this weekend, only problem is I need to hide it from the wife. Models suggestions and home concealment techniques are welcome.
I've gone the hiding route before, and the truth. dio is right, Just get it out of the way and tell her. If i might make a suggestion, www.centerfiresystems.com Saiga 12ga, with a slight bit of work you can have a full auto 12ga for 550bucks. I wouldnt go putting the autosear on until after the world starts to end, and the ATF encourages it
That said, my wife doesnt know about the Mosin Nagant i have, i've avoided that conversation by planning to tell her its my dads if she notices it. As for hiding it BM, if you have kids, i would definitely get a safe. It'll make that conversation easier
Quote from: PPinDC on April 28, 2009, 10:14:31 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 28, 2009, 09:30:23 PM
World War Z is the most enjoyable book I've read, maybe ever. And I'm a huge nerd who reads way too much. In fact, as soon as I finish reading my current selection I'll be re-rereading it.
Also, good call on the protective gear, BM. Ha, 'BM'. That's like poop.
I'm reading Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life by Neil Strauss at the moment. Not only might it actually be useful to save my ass one day if some "BM" hits the fan, it's pretty farging funny too.
I'm already there. I'll be finishing it tonight (took some time off reading while I wasn't traveling)
Quote from: Father Demon on April 23, 2009, 10:50:14 AM
You all should read this (http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-This-Book-Will-Save/dp/0060898771/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1240498007&sr=8-1) book. Survivalism, and a very easy read. And the dude is pretty funny.
That hammer someone posted earlier is awesome, and I'm getting one. And weapons.
Thanks for the welcome, rjs. No homo. Looking forward to bashing rotten skulls.
Quote from: PPinDC on April 28, 2009, 11:17:29 AM
(http://images.businessweek.com/di/idea_winners/2007/atom_hammer.jpg)
Bummer (http://toolmonger.com/2007/08/14/hot-or-not-vaughans-vaporware-s2-hammer/).
QuoteAfter supposedly winning a number of design awards (andreceiving some great press from gadget blog Gizmodo), Vaughan's uber-modern S2 hammer has become an internet darling; we see the same picture of it — the one above, which we stole from Gizmodo along with everyone else — everywhere, along with a the designer's claims that it'll "drive a nail to the hilt with just two strokes."
But does this hammer actually exist? Despite all the talk, we can't find mention of it on either Vaughn's pro or amateur sites. And even though some blogs have suggested that it's "flying off shelves," we can't find one for sale anywhere.
And some of these. We need some of these.
(http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/maine/28270d1223035590-utility-vehicles-rokon3.jpg)
Quote
The history of the Trail-Breaker two-wheel-drive motorcycle can be traced back to around 1958 when Charles Fehn of Thousand Oaks, California began work on his invention, a "Motorcycle for slow cross-country travel over obstructions and in mountainous regions, and over snow and soft ground". Long-winded, yes, but it was the birth of the Trail-Breaker. Charlie Fehn applied for his first patent for this beast on April 13, 1959. His second application, abandoned like the first, came on August 31, 1962. It wasn't until his third patent attempt, now titled "Motorcycle having two driven wheels", filed August 20, 1963, that Charlie would finally get his patent. By the date of the third filing, the bike was in full-fledged production and it would be August 23, 1966 before the patent would be granted. By that time the bike would be in production by an entirely different company in Vermont, but that's getting ahead of ourselves. Mythical stories have been told of a Vermont gas station attendant who solved the steering problem inherent in a two-wheel-drive motorcycle by developing a driveline over-ride mechanism. In fact, there was no such incident and complete credit goes to Charlie Fehn who developed the over-ride clutch and incorporated it into the original patent. The early mechanism used a complex ball-bearing-on-ramp system, which was simplified in 1962 to a one-way spring-on-collar device, which is basically the same over-ride spring assembly still in production today. This one-way clutch allows the front wheel to travel faster than the back wheel, but not vice-versa. This is what allows you to turn corners without having bike and body driven to the ground, the result of having both wheels turning the same speed when the front wheel needs to travel farther in a corner. Another of the original ideas patented by Mr. Fehn was the hollow aluminum wheel, each of which holds 4.5 gallons of liquid ballast or fuel. Conversely, with the wheels empty, the bike can be pitched into a body of water and will float just fine. Two ingenious ideas, one great motorcycle, the Trail-Breaker.
I'm not sure how helpful that would be against the staggering hordes, but it's pretty farging dope none the less.
meh go to Lowes you find something similar. I had to laugh the other day cause I saw a top 5 items for zombie outbreak and the one item was a shark suit. ha, while a great idea, i just don't see it being very light weight and easy to move around in. last weekend i was sawing up a tree at my dads land and noticed this killer piece of wood that was a perfect braining club. really solid wood and at the end there were spikes that were just as hard. could easily smash a skull. then one of my icehole friends threw it in the fire late night. that person will not make it during the outbreak.
and farg a motorcycle. if your gonna go with a small off road vehicle its, def a 4 wheeler
this thing is about the most badass 4 x 4 you can get. can go up and through anything, plus has good speed. can am renegade 800
(http://www.quad-infos.com/model_pics/1838/main_CAN-AM%20RENEGADE%20800.jpg)
BUT if I could get my hands on KTM 525 I could do circles around zombies
(http://www.moto-station.com/ttesimages/motodivers/nouveautes2008/KTM_525_XC_quad_stpz.jpg)
yeah, a quad is def the way to go vs a motorcycle.
For maneuverability, I can only picture Mad Max clubbing heads from a motorcycle.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 29, 2009, 10:30:51 AM
yeah, a quad is def the way to go vs a motorcycle.
Huh? Has anyone here ever hit a deer in there car at a decent speed? Imagine smacking into a zombie at the about the same weight on a quad or bike, while completely exposed. If flying off and into the road doesn't kill you, you'll get the pleasure of being horribly maimed and defenseless while you get eaten alive.
http://www.youtube.com/v/Sh6XeO3KugE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0
I also just remembered about a nice attachment for your tank or suitable APC
BEHOLD! THE MINE FLAIL!(http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/784/564083.JPG)
I've changed my mind.
We need several of those! ^^^
The flail rules. That is a must.
The quad motorcycle thing would be a bit ridiculous. Quad would be more stable, but both you are very exposed. Couldn't be used in areas of highly concentrated zombies.
i was thinking something more along the lines of this:
(http://leasingnews.org/photos/Redneck_rv.jpg)
So, they're working on a mass vaccine for the swine flu. You figure that's how this whole zombie thing starts?
The swine flu was just a biological attack that was meant to hit our president.
The vaccine, like Z said, will be the creator of the zombie threat. I'm buying extra underwear as we speak. Anyone want to go halfies?
Just the beginning
http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/29/tupac-is-alive/
(http://www.civilwaralbum.com/misc/2001/delaware12.jpg)
someone needs to figure out how to get these working at PeaPatch
So where are you geniuses going to get all this fuel to run your vehicles? Barter Town?
[trailer park boys reference]We'll get Cory and Trevor to siphon gas[/trailer park boys reference]
I watched the entire season of Jericho. After the initial shock of not having any fuel, they then had an almost never-ending supply.
I expect the same thing to happen to us.
Quote from: Father Demon on April 29, 2009, 03:48:08 PM
I watched the entire season of Jericho. After the initial shock of not having any fuel, they then had an almost never-ending supply.
I expect the same thing to happen to us.
another positive to Pea Patch, Valero's Delaware City Gasoline Refinery is within 1 mile. :) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delaware_City_Refinery)
(http://pics.city-data.com/topoz/ztm4434.png)
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 29, 2009, 02:09:29 PM
Just the beginning
http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/29/tupac-is-alive/
The beginning of the Zombie Tupacalypse. Finally.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 29, 2009, 03:54:45 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 29, 2009, 02:09:29 PM
Just the beginning
http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/29/tupac-is-alive/
The beginning of the Zombie Tupacalypse. Finally.
Clever.
Quote from: Father Demon on April 29, 2009, 05:03:47 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 29, 2009, 03:54:45 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 29, 2009, 02:09:29 PM
Just the beginning
http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/29/tupac-is-alive/
The beginning of the Zombie Tupacalypse. Finally.
Clever.
more like stolen. but whatever.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 29, 2009, 02:05:10 PM
git yo shtgnz rdy cuz da tupocolypz iz cummin n it bringin da zombeez wit it
my post even preceded soggybiscuit's tmz link. i win.
i could barely decipher Brombrete Field Blood Language. By the way, thats our gang name again when this shtein goes down.
rjs...is there anyway we can capture zombies and train them so that we can use zombie technology against themselves? kind of like the T-1000? I'm also going to need help building all of these decks.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 29, 2009, 05:56:55 PM
i could barely decipher Brombrete Field Blood Language. By the way, thats our gang name again when this shtein goes down.
so the zombies are the cutters?
farg TURDLE
zombie combat club (http://zombiecombatclub.com/)
having met many of you in person, you might want to pay special attention to the combat fitness (http://zombiecombatclub.com/index.php/category/conditioning/combat-fitness/) section. in most cases, you guys could stand to lose some weight. rusty however, needs to bulk up a tad.
Quote from: hbionic on April 29, 2009, 05:58:33 PM
rjs...is there anyway we can capture zombies and train them so that we can use zombie technology against themselves? kind of like the T-1000? I'm also going to need help building all of these decks.
Only if you believe the movie Fido over all other accepted zombie literature.
Less talk. More pictures of undead slaying weapons.
Tactical Tomahawk:
(http://www.lfchosting.com/digitalcanoe/knife/pictures/sog/images/fu99069.jpg)
WWI Style Trench Spike:
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-7/767317/EAGLEDIKSIDVW010.JPG)
The indestructable USMC Kabar
(http://www.thompsonoutdoors.com/images/kabar5inchblackfighting.jpg)
The M4 Combat Shotgun with collapsable stock
(http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/benelli_m4_1.jpg)
The Crossbow
(http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/353/414353_081015105322_80lbs_Pistol_Crossbow.jpg)
And for Seabiscuit's fort, the venerable chain shot:
(http://www.privateermedia.com/Props/shot2xf.jpg)
That M4 shotgun is bad ass!
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSTRE53N22820090429 (http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSTRE53N22820090429)
QuoteGENEVA (Reuters) - The World Health Organization said on Wednesday the world is at the brink of a pandemic, raising its threat level as the swine flu virus spread and killed the first person outside of Mexico, a toddler in Texas.
It's on!
fargin toddler. that being said my allergies kicked into gear yesterday and today its even worse. im hoping it allergies, or else, someone take me out with that tactical tomahawk if its bacon flu
I get the quad
you can have the tacoma too sweety
is that with or without the snow in the bed?
lol. with
sounds like a butter joint that can't be copped on ebay
you know it
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 29, 2009, 08:08:19 AM
Quote from: Munson on April 29, 2009, 02:34:41 AM
Well, SB, meet you at Pea Patch Island.
http://www.udel.edu/udaily/2009/apr/alert042809.html
Quote8:38 p.m., April 28, 2009----Four University of Delaware students have been identified with cases of influenza that meet probable definitions for swine flu, Dr. Paul Silverman, Associate Deputy Director for Health Information & Science of the Division of Public Health announced Tuesday evening.
The State Division of Public Health is submitting samples from these four cases to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to determine if they are cases of swine flu.
The students were treated at the University's Student Health Services on Monday, April 27, and they are experiencing mild flu-like symptoms. The Division of Public Health received the preliminary test results confirming the probable cases Tuesday afternoon, conducted interviews with the students and classified the cases as probable swine flu. Confirmation will have to come from the CDC.
On Wednesday morning, UD and the Division of Public Health will conduct clinics to assess and treat additional symptomatic students. The location of the clinic on the UD campus will be announced to students on Wednesday morning.
UD students who are experiencing flu-like symptoms are advised to go to the Student Health Center or the temporary clinic. UD employees with medical questions or who are experiencing flu-like symptoms should contact their personal physicians.
Based on the advice of the Division of Public Health, UD is continuing normal operations, including classes, however some large campus activities may be rescheduled.
Gov. Jack Markell will hold a news conference Wednesday at 11 a.m. in his office in the Carvel State Office Building in Wilmington to provide full details on the status and the state's response to these cases.
saw that last night, breakout just 2 minutes from my office... WFH all the time now
They've raised the number to 10 possible cases now.
Everyone down there that I know says it's getting kinda crazy. They closed off the big gym and one of the computer labs for disinfecting, and have now changed the gym into and emergency testing area.
And the lady friend I've been seeing for the last few months has a few friends who aren't feeling good now......a couple of which were in Mexico for spring break. She hit a bowl with one of them this past weekend while we were hanging out....farg.
Having no health insurance in the beginning stages of a potential global pandemic kind of sucks.
rjs has a lady friend. you have an infected retard whore
Quote from: Diomedes on April 30, 2009, 06:54:03 AM
rjs has a lady friend. you have an infected retard whore
lol
Quote from: Munson on April 30, 2009, 02:27:18 AM
Having no health insurance in the beginning stages of a potential global pandemic kind of sucks.
Don't get our hopes up
Full panic mode though down at UD, from my house, i could see 3 helicopters circling town last night. I'm waiting on seeing Dustin Hoffman arrive.
They closed three schools in the Chicagoland area yesterday. Now my administration wants to meet to come up with a plan, fargers I told them Monday morning we already have a plan in our emergencey respone plans. I feel like printing out pics of all the weapons out on this thread and tell them to pick out there choice when the zombies come, Fargin idiots.
we already have our contingency planning going at work.
according to the local news, there's about a dozen or so "potential" cases in socal.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 30, 2009, 08:44:31 AM
we already have our contingency planning going at work.
you might want to mount a shotgun under your desk, kind of like wyatt earp in tombstone, just incase any of your co-workers become infected. i'd imagine that killing would be easiest if you're able to get them during the transformation phase from living to undead.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 30, 2009, 07:42:48 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 30, 2009, 06:54:03 AM
rjs has a lady friend. you have an infected retard whore
lol
Seriously, he could have at least cited rjs. This is just straight plagiarism.
Anyone else have this image stuck in their head?
Muson in a Pooh suit, strumming a guitar, sitting on a folding chair in some shtein-hole of an apartment, empty Natty Lite cans littered all over, and some skank with mouth sores sitting on the mattress on the floor trying not to cry?
everything except the Pooh suit - I've heard the Pooh suit is reserved for champions
Pooh boxers and a tuxedo shirt, then.
much more likely
Quote from: General_Failure on April 30, 2009, 12:09:18 PM
Anyone else have this image stuck in their head?
Muson in a Pooh suit, strumming a guitar, sitting on a folding chair in some shtein-hole of an apartment, empty Natty Lite cans littered all over, and some skank with mouth sores sitting on the mattress on the floor trying not to cry?
yeah. but i find it's always best to try and focus on the good times. like when they got hitched. what a great day that must have been:
(http://www.stefanitadio.com/uploaded_images/12-18-08_white-trash-wedding-756972.jpg)
maybe muson will bring asher roth so we can feed him to the zombies, feet first. then just throw muson to the zombies after hbionic has his way with him
I aint no furry, GF.
Also...natty is gross.
4 of the now 16 "Suspected cases" have been confirmed...weeeee.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 30, 2009, 07:51:05 AM
Full panic mode though down at UD, from my house, i could see 3 helicopters circling town last night. I'm waiting on seeing Dustin Hoffman arrive.
As long as his pilot is Rod Tidwell, they'll definitely get the cure there in time.
I'm enjoying some Delicious and hip Genesee Cream Ale right now..
Oh yeah, RJS, my first two actions when this goes down
1. Rob the farg out of my liquor store, i have at least a 3 months supply of booze in my house alone, but ill just steal a cargo truck, load it full of booze
2. then break into the pharmacy next to the liquor store and get all the antibiotics and pain meds i can find.
if demon is going to be with us then you might want to grab a few boxes of tampons too.
I've been thinking about how farging awful it would be to go through alcohol withdrawal while trying to murder thousands of walking corpses. A solid stash is important. Not only that, but it would essentially require that I switch to hard liquor since the option of lugging around a case isn't really feasible.
hard alcohol is much more useful anyway
beer doesn't burn or disinfect
I dont think it is coincidence that we are going through genetics/dna/virus transfers right now in my biology class.
I think this is destiny.
Ok...so...who is going to pick me up?
just stand outside and wait. we'll swing by eventually.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 30, 2009, 06:06:11 PM
I've been thinking about how farging awful it would be to go through alcohol withdrawal while trying to murder thousands of walking corpses. A solid stash is important. Not only that, but it would essentially require that I switch to hard liquor since the option of lugging around a case isn't really feasible.
camelback, dude, camelback.
I'm already got my camelback ready, I'm just not sure that it holds enough. Plus, I am going to have to stay hydrated on some level. Do they sell dual camelbacks?
camelback orion
(http://www.outdoorsearch.co.za/images/Uploads/20077277156orion_foliage.jpg)
holds 100.4 l of liquid and has 6125 cu inches of storage space. perfect for a few extra bottles of bourbon and bacon.
to bad the bladders will become ruined when booze is put into them. they'll get sticky and prob never get the tastes out. i know this from other peoples bad decisions. id prob much rather be sucking on something that will keep me amped up, like maybe liquid pcp.
ill save the booze for at night when im safe and need to sleep
i wasn't going to say anything because i figured if munson wanted to farg himself over by filling one up with booze, i damn sure wasn't going to get in the way. of course, he'd end up taking rusty down with him but it's a sacrifice i was willing to make.
I think its better if we sleep during the day. Zombies work at night only, right?
Quote from: hbionic on April 30, 2009, 06:37:26 PM
I think its better if we sleep during the day. Zombies work at night only, right?
You're not gonna last long.
Also, I've already coated the inside of my cb with booze. As long as you clean it out it's good. But yes I feel uncomfortable associating myself with Munson in any way.
Sitting in Biscuit's fort high up with a couple of these
(http://js.ittime.net/attach/1003/051003105316324469/509951.jpg)
while slowly getting stewed would be good times. Nothing like popping heads like zits while you get blitzed.
I've always wanted to be a sniper. Maybe I can take your crash course PPinDC.
No.
ha!
Well...then don't be complaining if I throw you over the tower and pluck your head off when you turn zombie.
Your wench automatically becomes mine and I can trade her for bullets, alcohol or a measuring tape if I want.
figures that chuggie would take a grieving woman that's prime for a good shagging and trade her away.
I had a nice dad-daughter bonding night. I went out to Lowe's to buy a new smoker and while there, picked up a machete and a bench grinder, then came home and showed her how to sharpen it, then out to the yard for proper decapitation technique instruction.
Cherish these moments.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 30, 2009, 05:10:22 PM
I'm enjoying some Delicious and hip Genesee Cream Ale right now..
Oh yeah, RJS, my first two actions when this goes down
1. Rob the farg out of my liquor store, i have at least a 3 months supply of booze in my house alone, but ill just steal a cargo truck, load it full of booze
2. then break into the pharmacy next to the liquor store and get all the antibiotics and pain meds i can find.
The only problem with this plan is that it will be the first thought of much of the rest of the clear thinking population. Being proactive and socking up now (and replenishing as needed) is the way to go. Hopefully you don't get caught, but if you do a reasonable judge should buy the zombie defense.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 30, 2009, 06:33:08 PM
i wasn't going to say anything because i figured if munson wanted to farg himself over by filling one up with booze, i damn sure wasn't going to get in the way. of course, he'd end up taking rusty down with him but it's a sacrifice i was willing to make.
It's a zombie apocalypse. If I forget to wash mine out once, I don't think taking a drink is going to make me think "oh man, this booze tastes like booze, with some old booze thrown in there!"
I'll be more worried about stayin alive and slayin zombies.
Quote from: Eagaholic on April 30, 2009, 11:27:04 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 30, 2009, 05:10:22 PM
I'm enjoying some Delicious and hip Genesee Cream Ale right now..
Oh yeah, RJS, my first two actions when this goes down
1. Rob the farg out of my liquor store, i have at least a 3 months supply of booze in my house alone, but ill just steal a cargo truck, load it full of booze
2. then break into the pharmacy next to the liquor store and get all the antibiotics and pain meds i can find.
The only problem with this plan is that it will be the first thought of much of the rest of the clear thinking population. Being proactive and socking up now (and replenishing as needed) is the way to go. Hopefully you don't get caught, but if you do a reasonable judge should buy the zombie defense.
I just bought 24 cases of 12 ga slugs last night, 6 per box. Bring it
There has been a small outbreak of "zombism" in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1. (http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm)
QuoteIf you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.
Solid advice.
I'm watching 12Monkeys. "At First, it starts with a fever, a flu, then before you know it"
Pea patch has a deer population. farg yeah
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 01, 2009, 02:58:08 PM
Pea patch has a deer population. farg yeah
This place is sounding better and better, but you've got to be careful. Can't decimate the population or venison will run out quick.
Quote from: rjs246 on May 01, 2009, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 01, 2009, 02:58:08 PM
Pea patch has a deer population. farg yeah
This place is sounding better and better, but you've got to be careful. Can't decimate the population or venison will run out quick.
you'd definitely have to put some regulations in, another positive is its a waterfowl heaven, tons of geese and ducks. Muskrats roam the area, i've never had it buy my neighbor swears its delicious.
too bad your surrounded by polluted delaware river water
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 01, 2009, 01:14:27 PM
There has been a small outbreak of "zombism" in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1. (http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm)
Holy shtein is that for real?
My sarcasm meter is broken today
Quote from: mussa on May 01, 2009, 03:10:38 PM
too bad your surrounded by polluted delaware river water
that goes with the negatives. Nuclear Plant up the river and the fact that its haunted are the other ones.
maybe the totally dead are effective tools for fighting the undead?
the east coast is so populated that eventually the zombie numbers would be out of control. i'd rather make a break for the rockies. hole up on high ground. plenty of deer, elk wildlife to hunt. fresh water flowing through the mtns.
Went to the 25M indoor range today and shot a few of my buddies pistols, in addition to my own. An HK 9MM, Glock 26 9MM subcompact, Walther P99 40cal, and a Springfield XD 40 cal. All very nice weapons, but for zombie popping or just everyday carry my Glock 21SF (45ACP) still takes the cake. It's going to my go-to when the apocalypse arrives...
(http://www.tactical-life.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/glock.jpg)
I have the Glock 26 9mm. Bought it for home defense as something the wife could use. I bought 100 hollowpoints for it, i have to find more. Must stock up
Hollowpoints for home defense? Hmmmm.
Quote from: rjs246 on May 01, 2009, 07:38:03 PM
Hollowpoints for home defense? Hmmmm.
we live in a townhouse, Hollowpoints pose less of a chance of passing thru walls hitting neighbors, and also a higher chance of killing whoever is trying to rob me.
Ha! Never heard the first argument before. Well struck.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 01, 2009, 07:44:30 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on May 01, 2009, 07:38:03 PM
Hollowpoints for home defense? Hmmmm.
we live in a townhouse, Hollowpoints pose less of a chance of passing thru walls hitting neighbors, and also a higher chance of killing whoever is trying to rob me.
Absolutely true. Try Cabelas.com for ammo. It's cheap, and they can ship you stacks of ammo. Do you have the grip extender for it? Night and day difference, still very compact, but much more manageable with the full grip.
http://www.rrarms.com has some good ratings too, i've only purchased some surplus ammo from www.aimsurplus.com and got 440rds of czech light ball 7.62*54r ammo for my Mosin, ended up being 102 bucks. You cant go wrong with the surplus ammo, as long as you know how to clean up the corrosive stuff.
I'll probably be getting some more handgun ammo, as the wallyworlds around here are sold and have been sold out of everything since October.
ohhhhhh I almost forgot! the ultimate home defense gun:
(http://mossycreekcustom.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/the-judge.jpg)
(http://www.americanrifleman.org/images/Judge1.jpg)
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee211/upsidetyphoon/p1190842159.jpg)
Shoots 4-10 shotgun shells or .45's. Two of these babies strapped under each arm. Good night!
i shot one of those down at the shooting range a few weeks ago. The .410 rounds burn your hand slightly, pretty badass though. The guy who had it was trying to shoot trap with it..LOL
I was looking at stuff they had at the site where i got my shotty..
MUST HAVE
(http://www.centerfiresystems.com/productimages/long_guns/RIFLE-GOR-B.jpg)
My 11 year old son learned how to shoot a 12-guage this weekend. Getting him ready for the inevitable.
Mid-western, middle class school shooting?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/05/04/ammo.shortage/index.html
Apparently more people than originally thought read this board and thread.
no hbionic thats just the paranoid people of the US stocking up cause they think Obamas gonna take away their guns. they have to be paranoid about something all the time.
Despite the fact that he's never said one word about doing that...
That's okay, plenty of people are saying he will. That's an even better reason to stock up, because everyone's denying it. What exactly it is doesn't really matter.
Swine flu. No mention of banning guns. It's obvious the zombie apocalypse is coming.
By the way, you jackholes made me invest $ into buying World War Z. I just got it in the mail. Now I'm going to be knee deep in this shtein.
You'll thank us when you realize that, for one night at least, you're not elbow deep in someone's shtein.
The zombie pub craw. Zombies are very mainstream now. rjs is quite the trend setter.
http://adjix.com/c8gv
Pancor Jackhammer Shotgun
(http://www.firearmstalk.com/gallery/data/502/Pancorjackhammer_0.jpg)
QuoteThe Pancor Corporation Jackhammer is a 12-gauge, gas-operated automatic shotgun. It is one of very few fully automatic shotguns, and although patented in 1987, it never entered full-scale production. Only a few working prototypes of the Jackhammer were ever built; some sources state that only two fully automatic prototypes exist. In the late 1990s, the current owner of the design, Mark III, attempted to sell the patents, prototypes, and production rights for $350,000. Nonetheless, its distinctive appearance and futuristic, stylish design have made it popular in action television programs, films, and video games.
I cornered the market in preparation for z day
http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/Daniel_Defense_.223_5.56_M4_Rifle.html
(http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/ddm4.jpg)
Boom Headshot
add a decent scope, laser sights and a night vision attachment boom. single shots, forget burst or full auto. extended clips also
i do get slight wood looking at that FAL http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/New_Rifles_.html
(http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/dsa58.jpg)
when did this turn into the gun orgy thread?
Quote from: Diomedes on May 05, 2009, 08:46:37 PM
when did this turn into the gun orgy thread?
preparations.
Actually i need a Machete, anyone know a good place to get one? I have some huge poison ivy vines growing up trees out back, and wouldnt mind chopping at them with a giant metal blade
ugh, that stuff gets me from 10 feet, nevermind wrassling it directly
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 05, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
Actually i need a Machete, anyone know a good place to get one?
Well, you probably missed out on the autographed Sean Taylor joint.
I'm a fan of the Woodsman's Pal (http://www.woodmanspal.com/), which I know from experience cuts through thumbs very well.
The old school Army issue machete is about as good as it gets for a straight machete:
(http://www.knives4wholesale.com/67354887.jpg)
And if we are talking M16/M4 derivatives, I'll take the Masada:
(http://www.ironridgeguns.com/gall/oldnew.jpg)
hmm chop poison ivy and risk getting it. id find some spray that won't harm the tree.
i'm generally immune to Poisin Ivy anymore, but Oak and Sumac is a different story. I hate Poison ivy though, we get so much in the back yard that in the fall all the leaves on the ground are 80% ivy. i cut a ton of it down last year, but new vines popped up i guess.
http://www.livescience.com/animals/090502-am-gene-resurrection.html
A ski vacation turns horrific for a group of teenagers, as they find themselves confronted by an unimaginable menace: Nazi zombies.
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2978087705/
1.5 yrs - over/under on how long it takes hollywood to make and release a us version.
IT'S STARTED! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090512/sc_mcclatchy/3231765) :paranoid
Must Have (http://www.govliquidation.com/auction/view?auctionId=2363005&tid=GLSPPS1544&cm_re=1-_-hotlots-_-row2col2) we could definitely setup this thing A Team style
that thing is a huge piece of shtein, lol
The heavy artillery and amphibious military machinery would be a lot of fun, but are total pipedreams. A well sighted rifle, ammo, a crowbar, ammo, a handgun, a shotgun, ammo, several bottles of Jack, ammo, non-perishable canned goods, ammo and ammo is what I'm focusing on.
Maybe some sort of bite-resistant clothing, heavy duty boots and strippers in addition, but that's about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
I wonder if this new gel the military is testing would be a suitable form of armor since it stops bullets. as soon as pressured is put on it, it goes solid. wonder if it could stop multiple bites from the undead. supposed to be light weight, which is key against zombies
Quote from: rjs246 on May 13, 2009, 09:14:02 AM
The heavy artillery and amphibious military machinery would be a lot of fun, but are total pipedreams. A well sighted rifle, ammo, a crowbar, ammo, a handgun, a shotgun, ammo, several bottles of Jack, ammo, non-perishable canned goods, ammo and ammo is what I'm focusing on.
Maybe some sort of bite-resistant clothing, heavy duty boots and strippers in addition, but that's about it.
What, no copy of Catcher in the Rye?
No.
Quote from: rjs246 on May 13, 2009, 09:14:02 AM
strippers in addition
(http://www.gameandfishmag.com/StripersHybrid_325.jpg)
?
Yes. Only sexier.
I'm actually going down to do some surf fishing this weekend. 30in+ stripers are hitting right off the surf, I'll be getting ish faced drinking Miller Lites and fishing, i cant wait
that pretty much rules
Somewhere in Ezekial, the bible talks about the dead being reanimated. Since it's in the bible, you gotta know this isn't going to happen
Just read World War Z to see what I was missing out on.
Time to start looking for my 'melee' weapon.
Use your burrito shaped dildo
Noted.
Quote from: Tomahawk on May 18, 2009, 11:35:35 AM
Use your burrito shaped dildo
that means he'd actually have to pull it out. which ain't happening.
Duly noted.
Quote from: hbionic on May 18, 2009, 11:34:51 AM
Just read World War Z to see what I was missing out on.
And...
What did you think, sucka?
farging bad ass.
The style was great. At the forefront, reading about each individual's experience in the war, painting the secondary part of the story, experiences with the zombies. I liked how real life elements were thrown in (surviving cold winters, society's lack of preparation, survival skills, nutting up, morale, suicides, dogs, etc. )...I mean shtein that if something happened on a large scale, we would be experiencing the same shtein, zombies or not.
I thought it was cool that they referenced the Claremont Colleges and Boyle Heights...both about 15-20 minute drives from here.
I enjoyed the Dog trainer's story, the female pilot, the space station and the outbreak in South Africa the most. The whole book was very enjoyable and addictive. I couldn't put that shtein down. I think I'm going to take IGY's advice and read the Hot Zone now.
The human element is always the scariest but just incase, I'm going to make sure that I always have a "Lobo" in my car. Just incase.
the Montauk monster is the beginning of zombie monsters
Quote from: hbionic on May 18, 2009, 01:59:57 PM
farging bad ass.
blah blah blah
Just started reading it today while on the flight to Orlando.
I've infected you all and I farging love it.
Bacon or Zombies? Zombies or bacon? Wasn't sure which thread this belonged in.
I finally settled on Zombies, because as cool as it is with bacon, it's still a weapon, but you can also use it to survive the apocalypse.
(http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01156f9ba381970c-800wi)
QuoteAfter feasting my eyes on the vicious beauty of the BA-K-47, an AK-47 replica made of bacon (and wire), I'm not sure whether to call the NRA, the National Pork Board or Ted Nugent. Made with two full cases of bacon by the geniuses at This Is Freaking Ridiculous, I'm thinking this crispy, greasy a-salt rifle could inspire a whole line of meat-based weaponry. A Bakalashnikov? A Bacolt .45? A TEC-Porcine? The possibilities are endless.
Link (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dailydish/2009/05/bak47-the-gun-that-will-revolt-and-defeat-terrorists.html)
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/21/Colin/index.html
people going bonkers over brit made, seventy dollar budget, story-from-the-zombie's-perspective movie at Cannes
good idea to start the kids off with the proper mind set
http://zone.msn.com/en/root/deluxe.htm?GT1=29000&RefID=31-117116617&code=117116617
re: Your Brains (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo&feature=related)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMIVQoPpbYk
Go G4 has a show about Zombie preparedness
How the farg is that network still around? I think DirecTV stopped carrying it.
They still have it, i just checked. OnDemand for G4 has a bunch of porn discussions on DTV..lol
I couldn't find this episode, but needless to say, these guys might not be the best example of why guns should be freely available. They do use the Shotty i have though. Just bought some new parts for it today.
(http://www.krebscustom.com/RawPhotos/10-25-04/saiga12sights.jpg)
(http://www.krebscustom.com/RawPhotos/10-25-04/krebssaiga12conversion.jpg)
the factory Sight Beads suck, so i figured i'd upgrade. And i got that open stock i wanted.
(http://www.krebscustom.com/RawPhotos/2-20-07/SaigaStock2.jpg)
Newt G knows how the end of our central AC and minivan society will come about. (http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=a25fb1f1-aced-41bb-9d30-fa0de6a531fc)
No zombies here, but roving bands of cannibals ain't a bad runner up.
(http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/carb529b.jpg)
Daddy Want
Zombie neurobiology - explained (http://tiny.pl/31q1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quj1U6tpPvM
My sister in law has the swine. Luckily I haven't seen her in a few weeks so I am good. :paranoid
Zombieland looks farging hilarious
yes it does :fire
so now that micheal jackson is gone, is he going to gather a bunch of his undead buddies and do a highly choreographed dance routine?
the Andy Milanokis video above clearly shows, the planning is in action, but Zombies are employing Transformers to dance
Ok....the answer to the zombie war.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=604_1247677494
...so...is anyone ready to fight flying robots?
WWZ has begun (http://www.usnews.com/articles/health/healthday/2009/08/03/health-highlights-aug-3--2009.html)
In rural Western China, no less. Max Brooks is a seer.
farging finally.
need to go to walmart to ammo up. I was hanging out with my wife at a teacher party last week, one of the guys there is a cop, and is preparing for the zombie attack as well. Dude has a m16, ar15, m1 carbine,30/30 rifle, like 8 pistols, and two tactical shottys. We've already reviewed plans of evacuation from this shtein town when the shtein goes down
since this has become the gun lover orgy thread, your post reminds me...
I went recently to the local gun shop to get ammo for my hi-power and was surprised to see they still have a 2 box limit on ammo.
All you whacked out conservative fargers buying up ammo by the caseload in reaction to Obama's election need to shoot yourselves.
Bottom on top!
Quote from: Diomedes on August 03, 2009, 09:17:48 PM
since this has become the gun lover orgy thread, your post reminds me...
I went recently to the local gun shop to get ammo for my hi-power and was surprised to see they still have a 2 box limit on ammo.
Talking about a Browning Hi-Power? Order your shtein online, no limits and it's cheaper.
I recently picked up a FNP-9 which is based somewhat on the hi-power. I picked it up new for $375. It's a sweet little shooter. Should be good for headshoting the undead.
(http://www.safehometraining.com/images/fnp9_stainless.jpg)
check out Cabelas, they have some good prices. I'd also check out
http://www.wideners.com/itemview.cfm?dir=18|829
http://www.rrarms.com/catalog.php?action=1025
Quote from: PPinDC on August 03, 2009, 09:23:38 PMTalking about a Browning Hi-Power?
yeah, inherited from my grandfather. He was WWII vet (Marine, Iwo Jima among other islands) then FBI for a while. Don't know when he got it but it's classic, with a very cool serial-number-matching brown leather belt holster.
So I bought World War Z to read on my 2 day bus trip to Vegas, and I decided to give myself a teaser tonight and read some of it. I've gotten through the intro and the first two Chinese dudes and I'm already farging hooked. I do not want to wait until next Saturday to continue reading this. farg.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 03, 2009, 10:03:00 PM
check out Cabelas, they have some good prices. I'd also check out
http://www.wideners.com/itemview.cfm?dir=18|829
http://www.rrarms.com/catalog.php?action=1025
Cabelas also stands by their products and are great with returning stuff if you are dissatisfied for any reason. Once I bought a good pair of boots and I had a problem with them 3 years later and they replaced them no problem, I didn't even need a receipt. Just request not to be on their mailing list unless you want a boatload of catalogs.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f0/PrideandPrejudiceandZombiesCover.jpg/180px-PrideandPrejudiceandZombiesCover.jpg)
she's got a sweet rack
I read that. It's just Price and Prejudice with some zombie themes and scenes thrown in sporadically and with little regard to the flow of the story. If you like Jane Austen maybe you'll like it, but if you have a penis you'll probably be unimpressed.
Jane Austen is farging great, stop it. Playing macho about it being chick lit is farging ignorant.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 10, 2009, 07:37:05 PM
I read that. It's just Price and Prejudice with some zombie themes and scenes thrown in sporadically and with little regard to the flow of the story. If you like Jane Austen maybe you'll like it, but if you have a penis you'll probably be unimpressed.
Have you read any other zombie lit? I'm saving the last 2/3rds of World War Z for my trip but I have a feeling I'm going to need at least one more book. The girl at the bookstore recommended a book called "breathers" but it seemed a little too cheesy at first glance.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 10, 2009, 08:02:37 PM
Jane Austen is farging great, stop it. Playing macho about it being chick lit is farging ignorant.
Are you kidding me? Polite English drama about romantic class relations in the 1800s? Seriously?
Does it involve mouth and ass rapings? I love me some assteenmouth
Great literature, period.
so, bloody vagina literature?
QuoteHow fast do we need to deal with the outbreak? Here's the equation they used, where S = susceptibles, Z = zombies and R = removed. If an infection breaks out in a city of 500,000 people, the zombies will outnumber the susceptibles in about three days.
(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2009/08/picture-9.png)
Mathematical Model for Surviving a Zombie Attack (http://om.ly/Fujw)
I love you man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/vJHnYox1zMc
So i finally got the round drum for my Saiga. I'm ready for the farging zombie war now. They used to charge 250 just for this drum, but dropped the price to 120. Money well spent. ^-^
whoa! get your hands on an AA-12
AA-12's are illegal for normal citizens, and would cost an arm and leg to aquire, my shotgun goes now for 499 stock, or 899 converted with a pistol grip, and is 100% legal.
i forget how big of a drum the AA-12 can go. I think its somewhere around 35 shells. thats game over
they have an 8/12/20/40 round. Its illegal to have more than 30 in most states, PA i think you can though.
the guy who wrote and directed shawshank is making a tv show about...the zombie apocalypse. its called walking dead, based on some nerdy comic book or something rjs probably jerked off to.
Didn't Stephen King write Shawshank?
Quote from: KDS on May 04, 2010, 09:50:49 PM
the guy who wrote and directed shawshank is making a tv show about...the zombie apocalypse. its called walking dead, based on some nerdy comic book or something rjs probably jerked off to.
I don't jerk of to zombies. I jerk off to the thought of mowing zombies down with an automatic shotgun. It's a fine distinction, but an important one.
he wrote the book, obviously. darabot adapted it and wrote the screenplay
So I thought as well.
I got the Zombie Survival Guide for my bornday, now i'm ready
I didn't realize you havn't read that yet, SB.
I've got that shtein on hand and ready for the day I have to make the drive to Pea Patch Island.
Quote from: Diomedes on May 04, 2010, 09:55:41 PM
So I thought as well.
Correct. It's in Different Seasons, which spawned another great film (Stand By Me), and an unfortunate failure (Apt Pupil).
Quote from: Munson on May 04, 2010, 10:19:43 PM
I didn't realize you havn't read that yet, SB.
I've got that shtein on hand and ready for the day I have to make the drive to Pea Patch Island.
yeah, i had rented it, but its better to have in hand as a referece. I memorized or already knoew most of the instructionals. My arsenal has far exceded what the book said to have. Zombies gonna get got
See you at Fort Delaware, sir.
Bring seedlings.
(http://theinnerdoor.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-dog-pictures-a-friend-of-your-dog-has-become-a-zombie.jpg)
I found that to be funnier than it should be.
Just like to remind everyone that May is zombie awareness month! Be sure to sport your gray ribbon!
http://www.zombieresearch.org/awareness.html (http://www.zombieresearch.org/awareness.html)
Solar flare frys satellites brain, turns it into ZOMBIE (http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93656?fp=1)
Ha ha, the satellite that brings us the "Syfy" channel.
(http://reporter.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451d69069e2013482cc75f8970c-800wi)
^^^^ Can't wait to check this out: http://splashpage.mtv.com/2010/06/02/first-look-at-the-walking-dead-tv-series/
they just started filming so its gonna be a while. my guess is early spring 2011.
my guess is october
shut up, mic
where is my free hotel room in vegas
Public Radio International's program The World featured a piece yesterday that combines two of
Russell's favorite subjects: politics and zombies.
QuoteProfessor of International Politics Daniel Drezner wrote an article in Foreign Policy magazine about how the world might respond to an uprising of zombies. Why? It highlights some key aspects of international relations. He explains his theory to anchor Marco Werman.
audio at link
http://www.theworld.org/2010/06/22/39742/
Thats some great makeup in that pic. Wonder how the eyes are so red? Contacts??
hydroponic sinsemillia
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 23, 2010, 11:13:04 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 23, 2010, 09:24:07 PM
hydroponic sinsemillia
can i get some
Yes you can (http://www.njthc.com/online/legal/highs/herbs/weed_dispensaries.htm?t=&slt=20&slr=7&lpt=2)
Quote from: Diomedes on June 23, 2010, 06:14:18 AM
Public Radio International's program The World featured a piece yesterday that combines two of Russell's favorite subjects: politics and zombies.
QuoteProfessor of International Politics Daniel Drezner wrote an article in Foreign Policy magazine about how the world might respond to an uprising of zombies. Why? It highlights some key aspects of international relations. He explains his theory to anchor Marco Werman.
audio at link
http://www.theworld.org/2010/06/22/39742/
Dig.
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4100/mlzk.png)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38178388/from/38210059
thats what they want you to think
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 13, 2010, 10:10:24 AM
thats what they want you to think
yup, that's what I was thinking. MSM covering it all up.
Arm yourselves.
With knowledge?
Shotgun knowledge.
Kurt Cobain shotgun knowledge?
(http://blastr.com/assets_c/2010/07/WalkingDeadCastPhoto-thumb-550x345-42875.jpg)
http://abcnews.go.com/International/ufo-china-closes-airport-prompts-investigation/story?id=11159531
Not exactly zombie related, but this could be Apocalypse related
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-this-will-save-you-from-zombies1.jpg)
Nice.
Booooooo (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.db0e3a510e837b22648b1cac367c137d.1e1&show_article=1)
Australia is nuts about their censorship, but they have no problems showing corpses in their safe driving ads.
(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j33/ashtreydaze/MissingTestresize.jpg)
Quote from: Diomedes on July 07, 2010, 09:56:25 PM
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4100/mlzk.png)
This would be so legit if they didn't use a baseball player. Regular joe would of made it boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bss06PdxAFQ
walking dead trailer
looks good
Fairly standard plot but it's got zombies in it so I'm in
Quote from: mussa on July 22, 2010, 06:54:02 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 07, 2010, 09:56:25 PM
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4100/mlzk.png)
This would be so legit if they didn't use a baseball player. Regular joe would of made it boss.
(http://vintagegent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/mlb.gif)
(http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp134/pitchblackflame/preparedness.jpg)
thats my house, minus the gay quilt.
is walking dead a movie or tv show?
nevermind, found out it's a tv show.
nice.
Television series
http://www.amctv.com/originals/The-Walking-Dead/ (http://www.amctv.com/originals/The-Walking-Dead/)
I cant wait for that shtein to start.
trailer?
http://www.hitfix.com/articles/amc-sets-halloween-premiere-for-walking-dead
I'm currently wearing a Zombie Defense Organization t-shirt and it actually isn't the worst thing I own. Nor is it the only zombie t-shirt I have. For the lose? Or for the super win?
Super win, assuming you got 2 free tickets to ComiCon with purchase.
Packing up my shtein for storage. Have my gas masks separated in a box labeled Zombie Apocalypse kit
Quote from: rjs246 on August 24, 2010, 08:16:40 PM
I'm currently wearing a Zombie Defense Organization t-shirt and it actually isn't the worst thing I own. Nor is it the only zombie t-shirt I have. For the lose? Or for the super win?
It was a super win until, by asking, your insecurities started showing.
Side note. Zombies can sense insecurity.
Yeti for the super win.
I'm going on 3+ hours of sleep right now. Although I may feel like a zombie, I don't feel like eating brains but do feel the need to tell rjs that he is beautiful, he's smart, he's funny, has a great personality, and knows things about stuff. People like him because of who he is.
I just wish you all weren't such liars.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100825/od_afp/chinaroadtrafficoffbeat
This is how it starts. People get distracted, start focusing on other things and BAM
Zombies rip your flesh.
Wake up people.
You're right. It's time for action.
I'm getting my family and my dogs (but not the cat) and my guns. And my motorcycles. And my Volvo. And my tools, of course my tools.
And I'm coming to your place to increase our chances of survival.
You have a cat?
I have a better idea. That shotgun shell you were saving for a zombie....just do us all a favor and blow up the zombie part of the roof of your mouth.
No. I have a wife. She has a cat.
I haven't even read this yet. (http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/mobile/08/27/zombie.cell.phone/index.html?hpt=C2)
Quote from: Diomedes on August 27, 2010, 06:21:45 AM
No. I have a wife. She has a cat.
nothing wrong with a little p ussy running around the house, even if she does have a cat.
Bah dum bump.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/08/AR2010090802944.html (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/08/AR2010090802944.html)
Just heard that on NPR this morning.
It seems to me that the more society jokingly embraces zombies, the more likely it is that some mad scientist will work to reanimate the dead. How they actually go about making that reanimation contagious is a different matter, but I'm telling you we aren't far off from this shtein actually happening.
it's already happening.
(http://www.blogcdn.com/nfl.fanhouse.com/media/2009/01/al-davis-mort-010509-oak.jpg)
(http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2006/08/27/image1937313g.jpg)
(http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Bruce_Vilanch/BruceVilanch_Grant_11447063.jpg)
No way fatty is a zombie. Gravity would have pulled the neck fat off right when he turned
he is the adam of zombies and dna tests show rusty is very closely related to him.
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/27/128775659018106975.jpg)
Maine Coon FTW
That's racist.
(http://geektyrant.com/storage/page-images/zombie_infographic_1024.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1285087935080)
28 days later zombies and your in some serious trouble.
Full auto and napalm should do it
Double tap.
And they die out after a few days without "food".
World War Z/Regular zombies you have to wait until they decompose.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on September 21, 2010, 03:53:49 PM
Full auto and napalm should do it
If you set a zombie on fire, you've only doubled your problems.
And full auto is too inaccurate and a waste of ammo.
It's like you've never even read the survival guide. Can't have people like you on Pea Patch that'll just get us all killed SB.
You forget when i say full auto, i mean my shotgun
munson got so fast at the 40 yrd dash because his uncles rape basement was exactly 40 yards from gimp cage to the steps.
I'm pretty sure every 3rd post you make talks about the Eagles basement. Which isn't at my Uncles house.
i thought i remembered hearing he could run the 40 yard dash in 35 yards.
Whatever it is, it's faster than a zombie.
It's stamina that's a problem.
stamina and genetics my dear boy.
Not only is my meatcicle a foot longer than yours, but I'd out-survive your ass any day.
keep dreaming junior. you'd be my gimp and zombie bait when i was done with you halfling.
I can bench 80 times your body weight!
Whatever hobbit
I'm a stout little boy. And handsome. Mommy tells me I'm handsome. And stout.
Both of you are zombie bait.
And you're master bait. Our future state senator won't like you.
Just so you both know, i'll double tap to make sure you arent zombies when the day comes.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on September 21, 2010, 10:23:18 PM
Just so you both know, i'll double tap to make sure you arent zombies when the day comes.
Why wait?
Because my anal way of paying attention to the zombie survival guide will ensure SB survives for a little while before he gets the urge to make sure I wasn't bitten.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/51oitr3wVpdwmq1iquszpoHZo1_400.jpg)
Top 20 Zombie movies of all time per the Boston Globe. (http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/gallery/bestzombiemovies/)
I have various assorted firearms, an easily defendable location as well as quick access to the mountians for escape. All I need now is:
http://www.tshirtbordello.com/Zombie-Outbreak-Barricade-Tape
13G's and you've got one killer outbreak vehicle:
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/b57e6598-c9b8-4b54-9d2c-f90387b8d702/czechoslovak-polish-amphibious-armored-vehicle#70
That's farging sweet.
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d121/rjs246/GunsNWeedNZombies.jpg)
:-D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqq_cAz_PPY&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqq_cAz_PPY&feature=player_embedded)
someone should tell the azin's they are under prepared.
n.y.zombies for iphone.
(http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/zombieproject16.jpg)
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/content/view/44865/
these were outside my office today...
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/tvblog/2010/10/courageous-park-police-save-li.html#more (http://voices.washingtonpost.com/tvblog/2010/10/courageous-park-police-save-li.html#more)
it was actually really cool.
also, my block is covered in trannies right now.
Quote from: phattymatty on October 26, 2010, 10:08:43 PMalso, my block is covered in trannies right now.
you need to tell me about these things ahead of time, matthew
tuesday before halloween every year. the annual drag race. bunch of drag queens in high heels race each other down the street.
totally not gay.
promoting AIDS?
Just realized that I'll be in Mexico for this year's Day of the Dead celebrations.
Take pictures of Phreak's truck for us.
rusty planning a trip to matamoros i see
Just read World War Z. You zombie people are strange.
Did you just read it or are you telling people here to read it?
Either way, you're wrong. Which coincidentally means you're fitting in great at CF. No one is ever right here.
I just read it. Ha ha. My oldest son (24) is one of you zombie fargtards. You all are just a strange bunch.
Humanity needs a herd-thinning. Zombies would accommodate that need while allowing the survivors the opportunity to sport-hunt the undead bitches.
What's so hard to understand about that? Sheesh.
I don't disagree with the many advantages. I just view it as unlikely as a balanced budget.
Destination Truth tonight is looking for some sort of giant vampire bat on Madagascar and, more importantly..."Guam Zombies"
Sears is aiding the enemy. (http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Zombie?origin=zeta)
zombie=$$$
The Walking Dead was pretty good on Sunday night.
that's the verdict from everyone in the teevee thread, except vigy of course, who is engaging any and all comers with unending arguments about nothing
My bad, I never go in the TV thread. Mostly because I don't watch much new TV.
You need not apologize for being ignorant of the TV Thread. It's speaks well of you. Ignore this board entirely for a more complete improvement in your general well being.
HA!
But then I'd miss all your witty repertoire.
I know, it's a real bitch, but sometimes you have to stop farging the hooker if you want to avoid teh AIDS.
There was a show on discovery or national geographic about a potential zombie apocalypse.
Zombie Apocalypse Safehouse Competition (http://zombiesafehouse.wordpress.com/)
Some of youze are reasonably creative. Get it done.
Some of the entries are pretty hilarious.
http://jalopnik.com/5689550/the-critter-gitter-is-our-new-ultimate-zombie+hunting-vehicle
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/11/500x_critter-gitter-xl.jpg)
Happy Holidays (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UqEhUm2B_8)
I just realized a guy I know has his Federal Firearms License and can get me any gun I want. BOOM.
yes, i would totally buy a gun for somebody else under my name to do whatever he wants with it.
When the zombies rise, none of that shtein will matter. Get real.
FFL's have a scary job. The guy i use is really cool, but he runs his business out of his house. The last thing i would want is random people showing up at my house to buy guns, and them seeing that his basement is more or less an armory.
Thats more or less whats this guys biz is like. Strange if you ask me but good to know!
This whole website really:
http://www.uscav.com/home.aspx?tabid=548
Maybe I'll get me some of those 5.11 Tactical® Mens Tactical Cotton Pants. I see they come in 7 strategic colors. Hopefully I can get a matching shemagh and tactical underpants.
QuoteDanny Boyle Wants To Direct '28 Months Later' [Re-Updated]
October 11, 2010 by Rob Keyes
http://screenrant.com/danny-boyle-28-month...ctor-rob-82449/
The Rage Virus might be coming back in '28 Months Later' and Danny Boyle wants to direct it.
[UPDATE: Danny Boyle has confirmed his interest in directing 28 Months Later, but says that it won't happen for awhile.]
[RE-UPDATE: Danny Boyle is still clarifying his stance on 28 Months Later. See post for details.]
The Rage Virus has been spreading and everyone's eager to find out what impact it's had on the world 28 Months Later. For zombie fans out there, we have some exciting news regarding a third installment in the 28 Days Later franchise.
Director Danny Boyle, coming off an Oscar win for Slumdog Millionaire and whose buzz-worthy James Franco thriller 127 Hours hits theaters in a few weeks, may be returning to the series he helped start, as the director of 28 Months Later.
Our friend Uncle Creepy at Dread Central has the exclusive scoop on Boyle reportedly showing interest in helming another 28 [Period of Time] Later film, to which they updated with some quotes from their source who spoke with Boyle directly.
The short of it is that there will be another sequel to 28 Days Later and that "in theory" it would be based (and named?) 28 Months Later. Since he directed the first movie and later produced 28 Weeks Later, Boyle was asked if he would again produce. His response: "Actually I want to direct it."
It doesn't get more promising than that before the greenlight is given so let's hope for some official word soon. While 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later both featured entirely different casts, they did both tell interesting stories with plenty of action and amazing visuals. Fans have been anticipating a third installment which would continue from the end of the 28 Weeks Later and follow the virus spreading outside of the UK.
RE-UPDATE: The initial comment from Boyle has set off a storm with horror movie fans. Well, at a recent press junket for 127 Hours, Boyle had a chance to elaborate on his position concerning 28 Months Later:
"I would love to direct another one of it because I watched the second one, and I wasn't that involved in the second one, and I really enjoyed watching it as a punter. (Note: a "punter" would be like an average moviegoer.) When you make films, you never really see them the way punters see them, it's weird. You're entrusted with editing a film for an audience and yet, you're as far away from what they will see as you can ever get, because you've watched it hundreds of time. I watched [the sequel] as a punter and I thought I'd love to direct the next one, and that's where that began really, but it's a question of time."
Later, in an exclusive interview with Shock Til You Drop, Boyle added:
"If a thing's good enough, a story, an idea, there are no rights problems. Not on the kind of level we work at it. Basically, if you're talking about the rights to 'The Lord of the Rings' on these massive properties. There are no problems if it's good enough and there won't be any problem I don't think. Because it comes from a two pretty cool previous movies, I think if it's a new idea that's pretty good, it'll get made whether I direct it or not."
So again, we may see 28 Months Later with Danny Boyle at the helm...but it won't be for a couple years yet.
While 28 Weeks Later made less money and earned lesser scores from the critics, it still did very well in both respects and was a worthy successor to the franchise. With the potential of Boyle coming back to take charge of the next installment, we may have something special to look forward to as there's not many directors better than he at creating and handling human drama and intensity.
The challenge and blessing of 28 Months Later will be in telling another similar adventure with yet another new cast in a new location. They don't have the familiarity of the first two movies to help sell the flick, but Boyle has the chance to start fresh again with an entirely new story.
sweet. loved the first one, second was still decent for a zombie flick though. :yay :yay
From Foreign Policy Magazine
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2010/06/21/night_of_the_living_wonks
I am alone in my hatred of the 28 days/months series.
The humans are among the stupidest mother-fargers on the face of the earth.
It is unfathomable how they survived 10 mins out there.
its true, all by luck. farg that shtein, when the shtein hits the fan, i'm holding the fan, cutting heads off
"He who has the most ammo survives the longest"
"He who knows man with most ammo, and has better aim survives longest"
"He who invents zombie repellant will rule the world"
On that last thought...If I discovered zombie repellant, I would spray it only on the hottest girls I want to survive along with me. I would also consider spraying it on a guy incase I want gay butt secks. I'll kill him once I'm done. Unless I totally love it.
was this race already posted in here:
http://www.runforyourlives.com/#/home
This looks like a shteinload of fun.
I didn't know Chris Rock was a zombie.
digging the zombie levels on black ops.
also anyone catch zombie aligators ?
One of my required classes is 'Nutrition for Fitness'.
The class was asking questions about different things today, someone asks what happens when you miss a meal, the professor says that the body starts eating the lining in the stomach and around the brain.
I then said, "That explains why zombies love brain"
I didn't get the laughs I expected. Class has no sense of humor.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110302/sc_livescience/newzombieantfungifound
My daughter bit my arm tonight. I asked her why in the world would she do that. Her answer: I'm a zombie.
Smack that brat.
Quote from: SD on March 10, 2011, 10:25:26 PM
My daughter bit my arm tonight. I asked her why in the world would she do that. Her answer: I'm a zombie.
Did she break the skin?
(so it begins)
Get ready, it's coming....
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/05/110511-zombies-ants-fungus-infection-spores-bite-noon-animals-science/
I bought a zombie porn starring Briana Banks. Pretty sure I know how it ends.
With your penis in your hand?
No, that's how it begins. It ends with me asleep on the couch and Briana icing down her rectum.
You named your dog Briana? That's commitment.
We have a special relationship.
Briana Banks is an exception to the norm. I typically find women like her (blond, skinny, fake boobs) to be nothing special in terms of appearance. But the difference with Briana is that I've never seen any of the other skinny movie and model bitches shove 10" ragers down their esophagus like it were nothing. Usually skinny chicks like her can't handle that, but she's a pro. And that makes her hot.
Zombies will trick guys like you with zombie porn stars.
Zombie-proof house (http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house)
That house is awesome and not just because of the anti-zombie stuff
That is incredible
Just needs Helo-pad, sniper tower, and infra-red tech.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/05/19/zombie.warning/index.html?hpt=C2
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13823427
QuoteJust a week after Leicester's civic leaders admitted they were unprepared for a zombie invasion, a horde of the "undead" has shuffled through the city.
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house
Boom.
Pssst. look back like 4 or 5 posts.
Well god DAMN it. Carry on, nothing to see here.
I've been procrastinating about running again and think I finally found the right motivation: http://runforyourlives.com/ (http://runforyourlives.com/)
Surprised this hasn't made this thread yet:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/25/man-wakes-after-21-hours-in-morgue-fridge_n_908886.html
If I was the morgue dude I woulda just turned the thermostat down more.
Zombies hate the cold.
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 04, 2011, 06:08:26 PM
I've been procrastinating about running again and think I finally found the right motivation: http://runforyourlives.com/ (http://runforyourlives.com/)
Me and a few buddies are registered for that. Should be a ball.
This is different from people who dress up like Conan the Barbarian and chase each other around with PVC "swords" how?
It's a 5k obstacle course with "zombies" thrown in. If they catch you, ala flag football, you ca. Chase other runners around. Obstacles are like what you would find in a zombie flick, get gas to a generator, create a distraction and escape, yada yada. It's around Halloween.
So basically, it's the same as a big live action D&D game. In college the people who did this kind of thing called themselves The Society for Creative Anachronism or some such crap. Had they only known that the market would be in zombie tag, they would be laughing off the haters now.
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 04, 2011, 06:08:26 PM
I've been procrastinating about running again and think I finally found the right motivation: http://runforyourlives.com/ (http://runforyourlives.com/)
Wait one farging minute. Beer? Beer at a 5K event? ITS THE ZOMBIES TRYING TO TRICK US PEOPLE.
They know even the laziest will come out for beer.
This is how it starts folks, don't get fooled.
If you need me I'll be in the anti-zombie house. Don't come over if you sprained your ankle on your 5K run, because if you are limping................................. :sly
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on August 04, 2011, 09:23:14 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 04, 2011, 06:08:26 PM
I've been procrastinating about running again and think I finally found the right motivation: http://runforyourlives.com/ (http://runforyourlives.com/)
Me and a few buddies are registered for that. Should be a ball.
I'm going to start running today and if I can go a week without tearing my groin, I'm going to register.
It's not a straight 5K, the way I get it, you'll stop and start.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 04, 2011, 10:19:16 PM
So basically, it's the same as a big live action D&D game. In college the people who did this kind of thing called themselves The Society for Creative Anachronism or some such crap. Had they only known that the market would be in zombie tag, they would be laughing off the haters now.
Quote from: General_Failure on August 04, 2011, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on August 04, 2011, 09:54:37 PM
It isn't, but I like it, so farg you.
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on August 05, 2011, 12:42:26 PM
It's not a straight 5K, the way I get it, you'll stop and start.
I'm going to commit to it then and try to meet up with you when it happens. I'm beyond caring about embarrassing myself anymore, so it will be fun either way.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 04, 2011, 10:19:16 PM
So basically, it's the same as a big live action D&D game. In college the people who did this kind of thing called themselves The Society for Creative Anachronism or some such crap. Had they only known that the market would be in zombie tag, they would be laughing off the haters now.
Actually, there's a difference. I've done D&D and LARPs (live action role playing), and that is just playing a game. The SCA people are history freaks who spend hours researching backgrounds for their made up personas. The ones I met from UPenn were pretty scary, even made their professors refer to them by their SCA names.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/07/books/review/the-state-of-zombie-literature-an-autopsy.html
warning: this paper has an agenda. rjs can tell you all about it.
Quote from: MMH on August 06, 2011, 08:27:22 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 04, 2011, 10:19:16 PM
So basically, it's the same as a big live action D&D game. In college the people who did this kind of thing called themselves The Society for Creative Anachronism or some such crap. Had they only known that the market would be in zombie tag, they would be laughing off the haters now.
Actually, there's a difference. I've done D&D and LARPs (live action role playing), and that is just playing a game. The SCA people are history freaks who spend hours researching backgrounds for their made up personas. The ones I met from UPenn were pretty scary, even made their professors refer to them by their SCA names.
The only people who care or acknowledge a difference are the nerds who participate.
Duh.
Saw this on a truck on my way out of the gym this morning:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/281722_2193368029612_1109493202_32541291_6284665_n.jpg)
More proof that New Jersey is a stupid state. You don't put daily restrictions on zombie killing. It's good to know that when the Zombies strike, NJ will be the first state to be eradicated.
Will that be before or after California is broken off into the water and becomes it's own island?
Hopefully after. Zombies can't swim.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 08, 2011, 02:44:32 PM
Hopefully after. Zombies can't swim.
They don't need to.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 08, 2011, 02:00:31 PM
More proof that New Jersey is a stupid state. You don't put daily restrictions on zombie killing. It's good to know that when the Zombies strike, NJ will be the first state to be eradicated.
I was just there. Its already infested.
Quote from: Yeti on August 09, 2011, 06:28:48 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 08, 2011, 02:00:31 PM
More proof that New Jersey is a stupid state. You don't put daily restrictions on zombie killing. It's good to know that when the Zombies strike, NJ will be the first state to be eradicated.
I was just there. Its already infested.
Yeah, thanks for that. NOW it is.
zombie caterpillars (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/09/110908-zombie-virus-caterpillars-science-weird-animals/)
Even better than zombie ants. A virus causes the caterpillar to climb to the top of tree, where the virus causes the caterpillar to liquefy and drip onto caterpillars below. How farging awesome is that?
EDIT: link fixed
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr8mnpBTSR1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Is that for real? :D
It is. You can download onto the Kindle from Amazon.
Unfortunately, "Pat the Zombie" is only available in paper.
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/311829_10150367234421879_185079226878_8750672_1545554196_n.jpg)
Meghan McCain could get it.
QuoteGranted this is all speculation - but given the situation, I feel like I could hold my own at zombie killing.
(http://www.juliezickefoose.com/blog/uploaded_images/alpacaboysteeth-725886.jpg)
the gummy alpaca lips
http://runforyourlives.com/
Cool
Thanks for the news flash captain yesterday
This is pretty awesome (http://imgur.com/a/DeOSG#0)
The 3 slides that are youtube videos are actual videos, just copy/paste the link at the top of the slide.
shtein got real in Miami (http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/29/reports-miami-zombie-attacker-may-have-been-using-bath-salts/)
I saw an article titled 'Victim Zero'.
Pretty cool...and scary at the same time. This is how it starts.
there are pictures floating around of the victim. it's pretty farging gross
Quote from: SunMo on May 29, 2012, 04:46:33 PM
there are pictures floating around of the victim. it's pretty farging gross
PG keeps posting them on facebook
I curiously want to know what he looks like now...but can have a happy life never seeing it. Why were they both naked though?
I guess this takes, "Bite me hard" during sex to the next level.
i can't believe that someone else is ruining her right to have her kids stare at the internet. heathens
Quote from: SunMo on May 29, 2012, 04:57:43 PM
i can't believe that someone else is ruining her right to have her kids stare at the internet. heathens
I'm going to employ someone to help me decipher this.
pg complained about people posting the pictures on facebook because her kids see her profile.
Thanks.
For some reason, 'ruining her right' didn't compute, it was throwing everything off. I forgot women had rights in this country.
the pics are so real they look fake
its a dude with red jelly on his face and no nose. and one kind of eye.
the attacker was naked, the victim partially clothed
here is a photo taken of both just after police neutralized the attacker
NOT SAFE FOR WORK
http://i.imgur.com/7AOBR.png
yes, no
Damn...it must have taken the cop a few moments to try to figure out what was going on. A partial nude, next to the freeway, getting eaten out by a full nude.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the cop had a pretty good idea what was up immediately. Too bad his aim was so good..had he shot the victim as well, he might have saved that poor bastich a lot of misery and the rest of us a fargton of money.
I hadn't considered the bath salts angle. The end is very farging nigh.
That or PCP.
Or I suppose it's possible they got some of the strange shtein Russians are cooking, but I doubt it.
I don't think anyone on the alligator drug is capable of doing what happened in Miami.
Another incident in Texas...
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-baby-killed_N.htm
Yeah, they go on the nod hard with Krokodile, from what I read.
But there are other, amphetamine-based/like drugs that Russians are doing that might produce these kinds of behavior. Or so I've heard.
Its Max Payne all over. Regulators... Mount Up
Quote from: rjs246 on May 29, 2012, 06:23:27 PM
I hadn't considered the bath salts angle. The end is very farging nigh.
Bath salts...I totally missed that post.
splain to me pleeze?
Quote from: Diomedes on May 29, 2012, 06:40:12 PM
That or PCP.
Or I suppose it's possible they got some of the strange shtein Russians are cooking, but I doubt it.
I might as well have a CF urban dictionary ready at each post...because I'm getting stupider by the post. Russians? WTF?
Mephedrone is called "bath salts" on the street:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephedrone
Users almost invariably end up doing some incredibly bizarre shtein, often violent. Easily as bad as PCP, ask any cop.
Russians are calling this stuff Krokodil:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desomorphine
the following NOT SAFE FOR LUNCH pics should help to explain why:
GIS Krokodil (https://www.google.com/search?q=krokodil&hl=en&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=MHTFT6rcDMzTgQfej63gBg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CEsQ_AUoAQ&biw=1440&bih=802#hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=krokodil+drug+effects&oq=krokodil+drug+effects&aq=f&aqi=g5g-S1&aql=&gs_l=img.3..0l5j0i24.8992.10721.2.10841.8.2.0.6.6.0.161.288.0j2.2.0...0.0.NDT2MY9pCkg&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=6e338f9d1d6c4b4c&biw=1440&bih=802)
What the farg?!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html
That ish is crazy.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sr1q0xuE1qh2djvo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Diomedes on May 29, 2012, 09:15:56 PM
the following NOT SAFE FOR LUNCH pics should help to explain why:
Can never unsee that, thanks.
Krokodil might be the most farged up thing ever created by man. Its terrible. I cannot fathom ever being so low that I would do that to myself.
coming up the coast and stopping in Maryland (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/harford/bs-md-ha-dismemberment-follow-20120531,0,4066697.story)
The CDC says that Freddie needs a zombie survival kit. (http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11_225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf)
Someone was bit on the finger by a customer at the Lowes here today
http://www.myzombieinsurance.com/
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/
http://gizmodo.com/5916803/fear-not-these-official-zombie-bullets-will-save-us-from-the-apocalypse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded
more zombie attacks
I think that was already posted on here but if not it's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.
The guy who dressed up like a zombie was on Tosh.0 last week. He said he went to white neighborhoods too but that white people just laughed at him. I love the one part where the guy pulls a gun on him. He said during the ending when he's being chased he told those guys it was just a prank and they offered him some crack.
Hahhaha. Nice.
Quote from: SunMo on June 22, 2012, 08:56:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded
more zombie attacks
Best part of this video is where that background music is from...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oH1n-zjEK4g/Tg30gTc9pzI/AAAAAAAAFKc/J3w9GJxWkmU/s1600/zombies-ate-my-neighbors-snes.jpg)
Quote from: SunMo on June 22, 2012, 08:56:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded
more zombie attacks
That... was farging hilarious.
Quote from: SD on June 22, 2012, 09:02:08 AM
He said he went to white neighborhoods too but that white people just laughed at him.
That's because our self-preservation gene is so much stronger than yours. You guys would sit there long enough to figure out, "Oh, it's just a guy dressed up like a zombie... he's just farging around!". We're getting the farg up outta there and we'll figure it out later.
yeah, the "better safe than sorry" gene is definitely an asset
why stay around when it might be ok if you can run and it will definitely be ok
It's why you don't see Black cliff climbers. Ever. It's ALWAYS the whites!
*I must admit that I once did some mountain climbing myself...but I made sure I took a set of white people with me.
Quote from: rjs246 on May 29, 2012, 06:23:27 PM
I hadn't considered the bath salts angle. The end is very farging nigh.
No bath salts. Some some apparently killer weed in the guy's system. (http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/27/12444188-marijuana-found-in-face-chewers-body-but-no-other-drugs-medical-examiner-says?lite)
They're saying weed made him eat face?
lol
(http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/californiacheeseburger.png?w=655)
Refute that, hippie.
man trips out, eats his dog (http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/356653/20120626/zombie-apocalypse-michael-daniel-eat-dog.htm?fs=6f1cd#.T_W3J_V1d2k)
great piece in the times today....
QuoteZombie Nouns
By HELEN SWORD
Draft is a series about the art and craft of writing.
Take an adjective (implacable) or a verb (calibrate) or even another noun (crony) and add a suffix like ity, tion or ism. You've created a new noun: implacability, calibration, cronyism. Sounds impressive, right?
Nouns formed from other parts of speech are called nominalizations. Academics love them; so do lawyers, bureaucrats and business writers. I call them "zombie nouns" because they cannibalize active verbs, suck the lifeblood from adjectives and substitute abstract entities for human beings:
The proliferation of nominalizations in a discursive formation may be an indication of a tendency toward pomposity and abstraction.
The sentence above contains no fewer than seven nominalizations, each formed from a verb or an adjective. Yet it fails to tell us who is doing what. When we eliminate or reanimate most of the zombie nouns (tendency becomes tend, abstraction becomes abstract) and add a human subject and some active verbs, the sentence springs back to life:
Writers who overload their sentences with nominalizations tend to sound pompous and abstract.
Only one zombie noun – the key word nominalizations – has been allowed to remain standing.
At their best, nominalizations help us express complex ideas: perception, intelligence, epistemology. At their worst, they impede clear communication. I have seen academic colleagues become so enchanted by zombie nouns like heteronormativity and interpellation that they forget how ordinary people speak. Their students, in turn, absorb the dangerous message that people who use big words are smarter – or at least appear to be – than those who don't.
In fact, the more abstract your subject matter, the more your readers will appreciate stories, anecdotes, examples and other handholds to help them stay on track. In her book "Darwin's Plots," the literary historian Gillian Beer supplements abstract nouns like evidence, relationships and beliefs with vivid verbs (rebuff, overturn, exhilarate) and concrete nouns that appeal to sensory experience (earth, sun, eyes):
Most major scientific theories rebuff common sense. They call on evidence beyond the reach of our senses and overturn the observable world. They disturb assumed relationships and shift what has been substantial into metaphor. The earth now only seems immovable. Such major theories tax, affront, and exhilarate those who first encounter them, although in fifty years or so they will be taken for granted, part of the apparently common-sense set of beliefs which instructs us that the earth revolves around the sun whatever our eyes may suggest.
Her subject matter – scientific theories – could hardly be more cerebral, yet her language remains firmly anchored in the physical world.
Contrast Beer's vigorous prose with the following passage from a social sciences book:
The partial participation of newcomers is by no means "disconnected" from the practice of interest. Furthermore, it is also a dynamic concept. In this sense, peripherality, when it is enabled, suggests an opening, a way of gaining access to sources for understanding through growing involvement. The ambiguity inherent in peripheral participation must then be connected to issues of legitimacy, of the social organization of and control over resources, if it is to gain its full analytical potential.
Why does reading this paragraph feel like trudging through deep mud? The secret lies at its grammatical core: Participation is. . . . It is. . . . Peripherality suggests. . . . Ambiguity must be connected. Every single sentence has a zombie noun or a pronoun as its subject, coupled with an uninspiring verb. Who are the people? Where is the action? What story is being told?
To get a feeling for how zombie nouns work, release a few of them into a sentence and watch them sap all of its life. George Orwell played this game in his essay "Politics and the English Language," contrasting a well-known verse from Ecclesiastes with his own satirical translation:
I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.
Here it is in modern English:
Objective considerations of contemporary phenomena compel the conclusion that success or failure in competitive activities exhibits no tendency to be commensurate with innate capacity, but that a considerable element of the unpredictable must invariably be taken into account.
The Bible passage speaks to our senses and emotions with concrete nouns (sun, bread), descriptions of people (the swift, the wise, men of understanding, men of skill) and punchy abstract nouns (race, battle, riches, time, chance). Orwell's "modern English" version, by contrast, is teeming with nominalizations (considerations, conclusion, activities, tendency, capacity, unpredictable) and other vague abstractions (phenomena, success, failure, element). The zombies have taken over, and the humans have fled the village.
Zombie nouns do their worst damage when they gather in jargon-generating packs and infect every noun, verb and adjective in sight: globe becomes global becomes globalize becomes globalization. The grandfather of all nominalizations, antidisestablishmentarianism, potentially contains at least two verbs, three adjectives and six other nouns.
A paragraph heavily populated by nominalizations will send your readers straight to sleep. Wake them up with vigorous, verb-driven sentences that are concrete, clearly structured and blissfully zombie-free.
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For an operationalized assessment of your own propensity for nominalization dependence (translation: to diagnose your own zombie habits), try pasting a few samples of your prose into the Writer's Diet test. A score of "flabby" or "heart attack" in the noun category indicates that 5 percent or more of your words are nominalizations.
This zombie shtein has jumped the shark. When old white people are talking about it, it's neither funny nor cool. Now it's just dumb.
Those Horandy Zombie Max bullets are the same as the Critical Defense rounds they also sell, except they have a neon green tip. They are nasty bullets. I have shot the Critical Duty Horandy rounds and they are supposed to travel through walls to take out someone. The exit wound with either of these rounds is nasty, you would be lucky to live if you got hit with a round like that. A skull would literally explode, so yes, perfect for zombies!
Speaking of I just stocked up on 40 s&w rounds for my Glock. 500 rounds ready to go when the shtein hits.
Zombies don't like Westboro either (http://www.examiner.com/article/zombies-interrupt-anti-gay-protest-by-westboro-baptist-church)
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2012, 11:32:22 AM
Zombies don't like Westboro either (http://www.examiner.com/article/zombies-interrupt-anti-gay-protest-by-westboro-baptist-church)
Well played Zombies,.....well played.
Zom-bees (http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Zombie-bees-found-in-Washington-state-171064251.html?m=y&smobile=y)
French chicks are hot.
cant remember if I ever posted this here before but I think of it every year around Halloween. It could be combined with other zombie effects for a pretty cool costume.
I recommend just watching a few seconds each minute and skip on but definitely check out around 4:40, and best without using the english captioning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNwWUOkzCwA
also kinda partial to this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS_pdw55qXg
go right to this at 4 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P9rE9hoOZg
Edit: SD and Yeti - this is ONLY to be done by trained people using special effects
Happy Easter everyone. He has risen!
Lol
I really wish his believers would stop taking up every farging parking spot in front of the beach at sunrise.