The Zombie Apocalypse

Started by rjs246, April 22, 2009, 09:28:10 PM

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Seabiscuit36

#480
January 26, 2011, 12:23:45 AM
its true, all by luck. farg that shtein, when the shtein hits the fan, i'm holding the fan, cutting heads off
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

hbionic

#481
January 26, 2011, 02:12:04 PM
"He who has the most ammo survives the longest"

"He who knows man with most ammo, and has better aim survives longest"

"He who invents zombie repellant will rule the world"

On that last thought...If I discovered zombie repellant, I would spray it only on the hottest girls I want to survive along with me. I would also consider spraying it on a guy incase I want gay butt secks. I'll kill him once I'm done. Unless I totally love it.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

PhillyGirl

#482
February 03, 2011, 10:50:23 AM
was this race already posted in here:

http://www.runforyourlives.com/#/home

This looks like a shteinload of fun.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

hbionic

#483
February 04, 2011, 02:58:51 AM
I didn't know Chris Rock was a zombie.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

smeags

#484
February 04, 2011, 12:05:05 PM
digging the zombie levels on black ops.

also anyone catch zombie aligators ?
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

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phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

hbionic

#485
March 01, 2011, 08:41:21 PM
One of my required classes is 'Nutrition for Fitness'.

The class was asking questions about different things today, someone asks what happens when you miss a meal, the professor says that the body starts eating the lining in the stomach and around the brain.

I then said, "That explains why zombies love brain"

I didn't get the laughs I expected. Class has no sense of humor.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

PhillyGirl

#486
March 02, 2011, 09:11:09 PM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

SD

#487
March 10, 2011, 10:25:26 PM
My daughter bit my arm tonight. I asked her why in the world would she do that. Her answer: I'm a zombie.

Diomedes

#488
March 10, 2011, 10:35:27 PM
Smack that brat.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Yeti

#489
March 10, 2011, 11:11:03 PM
Quote from: SD on March 10, 2011, 10:25:26 PM
My daughter bit my arm tonight. I asked her why in the world would she do that. Her answer: I'm a zombie.

Did she break the skin?

(so it begins)
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

PhillyPhanInDC

#490
May 12, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

rjs246

#491
May 13, 2011, 12:33:47 PM
I bought a zombie porn starring Briana Banks. Pretty sure I know how it ends.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Zanshin

#492
May 13, 2011, 12:47:22 PM
With your penis in your hand?

rjs246

#493
May 13, 2011, 01:02:24 PM
No, that's how it begins. It ends with me asleep on the couch and Briana icing down her rectum.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Zanshin

#494
May 13, 2011, 01:04:23 PM
You named your dog Briana? That's commitment.
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