The Zombie Apocalypse

[Seabiscuit36]

Where are you going to find a team of organized zombie hunters?

Can i join?

[hbionic]

I'm in too.

Skills:

Expert in Pencil Fighting
Good porn watcher
Am Mexican

[General_Failure]

I'm not sure how building a deck is going to stop zombies.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm in too.

Skills:

Expert in Pencil Fighting
Good porn watcher
Am Mexican

Thanks, we need expendable decoys like you.

[Diomedes]

we..ha

no one is picking you for their team of anything that require balls strength or courage

[General_Failure]

My balls are super strong.

[Diomedes]

congratulations, that gives you a leg up on cumtongue

[hbionic]

we..ha

no one is picking you for their team of anything that require balls strength or courage

[Sgt PSN]

Crowbar
Shotgun
Rifle
Flamethrower (if available)
Castle/Fortress (unlikely)
Livestock
Wenches
Fertile Land
Reinforced Footwear
...

Good start. What next?

Flamethrower = bad for Zombie killing. Zombies running around you or neighboring wooden structures while flaming doesn't work out so well.

Hoarding propane and oxygen tanks on the other hand works well. Also pipe bombs with some kind of loud device (an air horn taped open) attached would work excellently for exploding the undead.

I would also try to figure out where the closest military base is for a Bradley or something similar, but most importantly, a MK19.

The Mk 19 Grenade Launcher is a belt-fed automatic 40 mm grenade launcher or grenade machine gun that entered U.S. military service during the Cold War, first seeing action during the Vietnam War and remaining in service today.

The Mk 19 fires 40 mm grenades at a cyclic rate of 325 to 375 rounds per minute, giving a practical rate of fire of 60 rounds per minute (rapid) and 40 rounds per minute (sustained). The weapon operates on the blowback principle, which uses the chamber pressure from each fired round to load and re-cock the weapon. The Mk 19 is able to lob its grenade at a maximum distance of 2,212 meters, though its effective range for a point target is about 1,500 meters

I would suggest playing Left 4 Dead constantly for the next few months leading up to the outbreak to prepare tactics.

have fun humpin it. 

[Tomahawk]

I don't know if hunting a gun would be a good idea, let alone a grenade launcher

[mussa]

we..ha

no one is picking you for their team of anything that require balls strength or courage

this

[Seabiscuit36]

So mexico is filling up with zombies

[PhillyPhanInDC]

have fun humpin it. 

I was thinking more of a vehicle mount or an emplacement.

I don't know if hunting a gun would be a good idea, let alone a grenade launcher

This isn't you average grenade launcher. Think of a horde of zombies coming down a city street about 300 yards from your rooftop location. Lob a few of these 40MM anti-personnel rounds to the front, middle, rear of the zombies, and pick the remaining torso draggers off with your rifle, or let them bleed out. It could also be used to drop buildings containing nasties, or create a diversion if needed. For defending against hordes, there may not be a better weapon out there that a single person could operate.

Maybe for hookin' and jabbin' in the midst of undead, the AA12 auto shotgun with a bayonet attached would be pretty good.....

[Tomahawk]

I meant to type humping; not hunting. No doubt that would be a great addition to any zombie killing arsenal, but I still probably wouldn't try to put a pocket Hoyda on it

[rjs246]

Zombies can't bleed out. Outside of that, I want PPinDC on my team.