13-0 at half

Hopefully Phillips is okay. Nice first half overall but wish they could've had 17-0.

Sydney Brown has taken over for Barnett as the "it's always him" guy

How about that NFCCG rematch?!

Drop a double nickel on them again.

Lose this one and the entire staff will have to be taken to safe houses.

We've got an inflatable rabbit in the locker room and Saquon talking about how the sideline energy has been shtein.

Win a damn ballgame.

Sirianni had better have made some forced adjustments to his boy's zesty high school playbook

You get to vomit your turkey sandwiches up watching them lose to Caleb Williams and his dumb farging mistakes and painted fingernails.

I may choose errands and Christmas decorating with the game on in the background