The Zombie Apocalypse

[Sgt PSN]

according to the local news, there's about a dozen or so "potential" cases in socal. 

we already have our contingency planning going at work. 

you might want to mount a shotgun under your desk, kind of like wyatt earp in tombstone, just incase any of your co-workers become infected.  i'd imagine that killing would be easiest if you're able to get them during the transformation phase from living to undead. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

rjs has a lady friend.  you have an infected retard whore

lol

Seriously, he could have at least cited rjs.  This is just straight plagiarism.

[General_Failure]

Anyone else have this image stuck in their head?

Muson in a Pooh suit, strumming a guitar, sitting on a folding chair in some shtein-hole of an apartment, empty Natty Lite cans littered all over, and some skank with mouth sores sitting on the mattress on the floor trying not to cry?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

everything except the Pooh suit - I've heard the Pooh suit is reserved for champions

[General_Failure]

Pooh boxers and a tuxedo shirt, then.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

much more likely

[Sgt PSN]

Anyone else have this image stuck in their head?

Muson in a Pooh suit, strumming a guitar, sitting on a folding chair in some shtein-hole of an apartment, empty Natty Lite cans littered all over, and some skank with mouth sores sitting on the mattress on the floor trying not to cry?

yeah.  but i find it's always best to try and focus on the good times.  like when they got hitched.  what a great day that must have been:

[mussa]

maybe muson will bring asher roth so we can feed him to the zombies, feet first. then just throw muson to the zombies after hbionic has his way with him

[Munson]

I aint no furry, GF.
Also...natty is gross.



4 of the now 16 "Suspected cases" have been confirmed...weeeee.

[Munson]

Full panic mode though down at UD, from my house, i could see 3 helicopters circling town last night.  I'm waiting on seeing Dustin Hoffman arrive. 

As long as his pilot is Rod Tidwell, they'll definitely get the cure there in time.

[Seabiscuit36]

I'm enjoying some Delicious and hip Genesee Cream Ale right now..

Oh yeah, RJS, my first two actions when this goes down
1.  Rob the farg out of my liquor store, i have at least a 3 months supply of booze in my house alone, but ill just steal a cargo truck, load it full of booze 
2.  then break into the pharmacy next to the liquor store and get all the antibiotics and pain meds i can find. 

[Sgt PSN]

if demon is going to be with us then you might want to grab a few boxes of tampons too. 

[rjs246]

I've been thinking about how farging awful it would be to go through alcohol withdrawal while trying to murder thousands of walking corpses. A solid stash is important. Not only that, but it would essentially require that I switch to hard liquor since the option of lugging around a case isn't really feasible.

[Diomedes]

hard alcohol is much more useful anyway

beer doesn't burn or disinfect

[hbionic]

I dont think it is coincidence that we are going through genetics/dna/virus transfers right now in my biology class.

I think this is destiny.

Ok...so...who is going to pick me up?