The Zombie Apocalypse

Started by rjs246, April 22, 2009, 09:28:10 PM

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rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Eagaholic

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 30, 2009, 05:10:22 PM
I'm enjoying some Delicious and hip Genesee Cream Ale right now..

Oh yeah, RJS, my first two actions when this goes down
1.  Rob the farg out of my liquor store, i have at least a 3 months supply of booze in my house alone, but ill just steal a cargo truck, load it full of booze 
2.  then break into the pharmacy next to the liquor store and get all the antibiotics and pain meds i can find. 

The only problem with this plan is that it will be the first thought of much of the rest of the clear thinking population. Being proactive and socking up now (and replenishing as needed) is the way to go. Hopefully you don't get caught, but if you do a reasonable judge should buy the zombie defense.

Munson

Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 30, 2009, 06:33:08 PM
i wasn't going to say anything because i figured if munson wanted to farg himself over by filling one up with booze, i damn sure wasn't going to get in the way.  of course, he'd end up taking rusty down with him but it's a sacrifice i was willing to make. 

It's a zombie apocalypse. If I forget to wash mine out once, I don't think taking a drink is going to make me think "oh man, this booze tastes like booze, with some old booze thrown in there!"

I'll be more worried about stayin alive and slayin zombies.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: Eagaholic on April 30, 2009, 11:27:04 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 30, 2009, 05:10:22 PM
I'm enjoying some Delicious and hip Genesee Cream Ale right now..

Oh yeah, RJS, my first two actions when this goes down
1.  Rob the farg out of my liquor store, i have at least a 3 months supply of booze in my house alone, but ill just steal a cargo truck, load it full of booze 
2.  then break into the pharmacy next to the liquor store and get all the antibiotics and pain meds i can find. 

The only problem with this plan is that it will be the first thought of much of the rest of the clear thinking population. Being proactive and socking up now (and replenishing as needed) is the way to go. Hopefully you don't get caught, but if you do a reasonable judge should buy the zombie defense.
I just bought 24 cases of 12 ga slugs last night, 6 per box.  Bring it
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#230
QuoteIf you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.

Solid advice.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

I'm watching 12Monkeys.  "At First, it starts with a fever, a flu, then before you know it"
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Seabiscuit36

Pea patch has a deer population.  farg yeah
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 01, 2009, 02:58:08 PM
Pea patch has a deer population.  farg yeah

This place is sounding better and better, but you've got to be careful. Can't decimate the population or venison will run out quick.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: rjs246 on May 01, 2009, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 01, 2009, 02:58:08 PM
Pea patch has a deer population.  farg yeah

This place is sounding better and better, but you've got to be careful. Can't decimate the population or venison will run out quick.
you'd definitely have to put some regulations in, another positive is its a waterfowl heaven, tons of geese and ducks.  Muskrats roam the area, i've never had it buy my neighbor swears its delicious. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

mussa

too bad your surrounded by polluted delaware river water
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Munson

Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: mussa on May 01, 2009, 03:10:38 PM
too bad your surrounded by polluted delaware river water
that goes with the negatives.  Nuclear Plant up the river and the fact that its haunted are the other ones.
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Sgt PSN

maybe the totally dead are effective tools for fighting the undead? 

mussa

the east coast is so populated that eventually the zombie numbers would be out of control. i'd rather make a break for the rockies. hole up on high ground. plenty of deer, elk wildlife to hunt. fresh water flowing through the mtns.
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"