The Zombie Apocalypse

[rjs246]

Yeti for the super win.

[hbionic]

I'm going on 3+ hours of sleep right now. Although I may feel like a zombie, I don't feel like eating brains but do feel the need to tell rjs that he is beautiful, he's smart, he's funny, has a great personality, and knows things about stuff. People like him because of who he is.

[rjs246]

I just wish you all weren't such liars.

[Munson]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100825/od_afp/chinaroadtrafficoffbeat

[Yeti]

This is how it starts.  People get distracted, start focusing on other things and BAM
Zombies rip your flesh.

Wake up people.

[Diomedes]

You're right.  It's time for action.

I'm getting my family and my dogs (but not the cat) and my guns.  And my motorcycles.  And my Volvo.   And my tools, of course my tools. 

And I'm coming to your place to increase our chances of survival. 

[hbionic]

You have a cat?

I have a better idea. That shotgun shell you were saving for a zombie....just do us all a favor and blow up the zombie part of the roof of your mouth.

[Diomedes]

No.  I have a wife.  She has a cat.

[rjs246]

I haven't even read this yet.

[Yeti]

No.  I have a wife.  She has a cat.

nothing wrong with a little p ussy running around the house, even if she does have a cat.

Bah dum bump.

[phattymatty]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/08/AR2010090802944.html

[rjs246]

Just heard that on NPR this morning.

It seems to me that the more society jokingly embraces zombies, the more likely it is that some mad scientist will work to reanimate the dead. How they actually go about making that reanimation contagious is a different matter, but I'm telling you we aren't far off from this shtein actually happening.

[smeags]

it's already happening.

[Susquehanna Birder]

[smeags]