The Zombie Apocalypse

Started by rjs246, April 22, 2009, 09:28:10 PM

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Seabiscuit36

#105
April 28, 2009, 10:55:05 AM
It sucks AA12's are illegal.  I need an autosear put on my Saiga 12 when the day comes.  ATF wont be tracking me down, when im blasting zombies.
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyPhanInDC

#106
April 28, 2009, 11:08:25 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 28, 2009, 10:53:35 AM
Zombies can't bleed out. Outside of that, I want PPinDC on my team.

This is hard to believe. I think they could go longer than an unaffected with massive blood loss, but if you cut one of the goobers in half, sooner or later I gotta believe it would expire. This might be the sci-fi mixing with the facts. I think wherever the compound gets placed, a lab would need to be setup to determine a factual basis for the anatomy of nasties. How much more deficient do they become with the loss of both eyes? Do they become faster as they lose internal organs? Do their undead Hoydas stank? There are serious questions that need answering.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Seabiscuit36

#107
April 28, 2009, 11:11:48 AM
I just watched the new Rambo last night, i'm ready
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyPhanInDC

#108
April 28, 2009, 11:17:29 AM
Another couple of tools I like:




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The S2 professional framing hammer has been leaping off retail shelves, due in large part to its numerous innovative features and design elements. Besides giving the hammer a unique look, the modular head design, with its separate head and claw, provides many functional benefits, such as reducing hand, wrist and arm stress by dissipating reverberations; simplifying the replacement of the head and handle; allowing customization with different combinations of head types, and generally being excellent for busting zombies in the grape. In addition to giving the company a competitive advantage in a market where margins are being eroded and competition from inexpensive, low-quality imported hammers is rising, the S2 uses less raw materials, is handled fewer times during production and requires significantly fewer steps to manufacture compared to traditional eyelet hammers.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Seabiscuit36

#109
April 28, 2009, 11:21:12 AM
I'm staying away from goring out zombies until i have no choice.  Then the Machete comes out. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#110
April 28, 2009, 11:21:23 AM
I wish I had the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z in PDF format. If I did I would cut and paste the answers to all of those questions for you. Especially about their zombiesnatches.

I do know this:

Their blood congeals and is not necessary for their survival as only their brains and muscles function. Their organs are useless. They have degradation of all of their senses but appear to use them all equally giving them an advantage over humans who use their vision far more than any of their other senses.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#111
April 28, 2009, 11:32:01 AM
So your flame-thrower all-stars are going to need an old blind man, possibly an old black blind man who plays a mean guitar.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhanInDC

#112
April 28, 2009, 11:34:41 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 28, 2009, 11:21:23 AM
I wish I had the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z in PDF format. If I did I would cut and paste the answers to all of those questions for you. Especially about their zombiesnatches.

I do know this:

Their blood congeals and is not necessary for their survival as only their brains and muscles function. Their organs are useless. They have degradation of all of their senses but appear to use them all equally giving them an advantage over humans who use their vision far more than any of their other senses.

I would think that above all else, being resourceful would be one of the most important assets when the time comes. Being unable to properly operate Google does not bode well for your survival chances, Russ.


Zombie Survival Guide in PDF



World War Z in PDF



"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

rjs246

#113
April 28, 2009, 11:37:30 AM
Ha. Well I doubt the post-apocalyptic world will have the Googles. I'll stick to my trusty soft-cover hard-copies.

But yes, I probably could have found those without much effort. Jerk.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhanInDC

#114
April 28, 2009, 12:17:53 PM
Again, I think it extremely important with the pig flu swirling about, that everyone get some training in. For this, I suggest again, Left 4 Dead. My gay gamertag on XBox live is SloSteadySqueez. Let's do some survival mode.

http://www.youtube.com/v/13r8Ku8GAEI&hl=en&fs=1
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

mussa

#115
April 28, 2009, 12:45:30 PM
PPinDC would be a valuable team member because of his knowledge of engines etc...always good to have a guy like that around.
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Seabiscuit36

#116
April 28, 2009, 12:50:08 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 28, 2009, 12:45:30 PM
PPinDC would be a valuable team member because of his knowledge of engines etc...always good to have a guy like that around.
Engineer with Military Experience = invaluable
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyPhanInDC

#117
April 28, 2009, 02:40:34 PM
You two Romes are going to make me blush.

I think it's time we start discuss vehicle more indepth. I'm not the zombie expert, so some questions:

Tracks or wheels?

Speed or power?

Mounted weapons?

Again, I think heading to local military base to hijack some shtein makes the most sense, but anything would need some custom work. Serious business.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Seabiscuit36

#118
April 28, 2009, 02:46:03 PM Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 02:48:32 PM by Seabiscuit36
Quote from: PPinDC on April 28, 2009, 02:40:34 PM
You two Romes are going to make me blush.

I think it's time we start discuss vehicle more indepth. I'm not the zombie expert, so some questions:

Tracks or wheels?

Speed or power?

Mounted weapons?

Again, I think heading to local military base to hijack some shtein makes the most sense, but anything would need some custom work. Serious business.

I think a submersible APC would be perfect. 

My perfect fort in this area goes back to Pea Patch Island


-Postives:  Separated by a mile of water from land roughly 1 mile of Delaware River.  Has a moat and high walls to defend only open entrances, has jailcells for quarantine and testing
-Negatives: its right down the river from a nuclear power plant, and its haunted. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#119
April 28, 2009, 02:57:28 PM
In terms of vehicles, I would take power and durability over speed. These fargers aren't sprinting new-fangled hollywood zombies. These are moaning old school real-world salt of the earth zombies. They're not outrunning shtein.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.
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