The Zombie Apocalypse

Started by rjs246, April 22, 2009, 09:28:10 PM

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Seabiscuit36

#135
April 28, 2009, 06:32:24 PM
Wachovia Center Parkinglot, Look for Hava's flag setup
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Father Demon

#136
April 28, 2009, 07:18:06 PM
I was trying to not get involved in this, but all this talk has me goose-bumply excited.  I want in, and I want to kick some zombie heads in.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

#137
April 28, 2009, 08:14:52 PM
I'll take my chances on my own thank you very much.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#138
April 28, 2009, 08:43:32 PM
No way dude. I want Demon barricaded in with the good guys. No homo.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SD_Eagle5

#139
April 28, 2009, 08:47:30 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 28, 2009, 08:14:52 PM
I'll take my chances on my own thank you very much.

That's my attitude as well, I see everyone else slowing me down. I'd have a girl to bang and watch my back, other than that I'm farging everyone else up, zombie or not. I'm not taking any chances. You all die.

Seabiscuit36

#140
April 28, 2009, 09:18:12 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 28, 2009, 08:47:30 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 28, 2009, 08:14:52 PM
I'll take my chances on my own thank you very much.

That's my attitude as well, I see everyone else slowing me down. I'd have a girl to bang and watch my back, other than that I'm farging everyone else up, zombie or not. I'm not taking any chances. You all die.
navy Romes not needed
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#141
April 28, 2009, 09:26:29 PM Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 09:29:35 PM by rjs246
My opinion is that numbers are a good thing... as long as everyone is on the same page and disciplined. If you strike out on your own and, say, sprain an ankle or catch a stomach bug from eating bad food that you looted you are 100% farged. If you have people, you have assistance. Holing up in your sniper nest alone can only last so long before you're out of supplies and surrounded by the enemy.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Beermonkey

#142
April 28, 2009, 09:27:13 PM
I'm not sure how this thread avoided my attention for so long, but it caused me to read about 25% of World War Z, play 2 hours of Left 4 Dead and pricing machetes on Ebay today..and yes, Im serious.

One valuable piece of anti-zombie gear I see left out a lot, is some type light-weight, forearm length kevlar glove to protect from bites, like the kind worn in machine shops. More importantly, ass-less chaps, just because I'd look hot in them.

rjs246

#143
April 28, 2009, 09:30:23 PM
World War Z is the most enjoyable book I've read, maybe ever. And I'm a huge nerd who reads way too much. In fact, as soon as I finish reading my current selection I'll be re-rereading it.

Also, good call on the protective gear, BM. Ha, 'BM'. That's like poop.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Beermonkey

#144
April 28, 2009, 09:45:28 PM
I'm going to buy a shotgun this weekend, only problem is I need to hide it from the wife. Models suggestions and home concealment techniques are welcome.

Diomedes

#145
April 28, 2009, 09:49:27 PM
Hiding is the wrong way to go.  Tell her outright you're buying one and she can farg off over it if she needs to.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhanInDC

#146
April 28, 2009, 10:14:31 PM Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 10:19:02 PM by PPinDC
Quote from: rjs246 on April 28, 2009, 09:30:23 PM
World War Z is the most enjoyable book I've read, maybe ever. And I'm a huge nerd who reads way too much. In fact, as soon as I finish reading my current selection I'll be re-rereading it.

Also, good call on the protective gear, BM. Ha, 'BM'. That's like poop.

I'm reading Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life by Neil Strauss at the moment. Not only might it actually be useful to save my ass one day if some "BM" hits the fan, it's pretty farging funny too.

Quote from: Beermonkey on April 28, 2009, 09:27:13 PM
I'm not sure how this thread avoided my attention for so long, but it caused me to read about 25% of World War Z, play 2 hours of Left 4 Dead and pricing machetes on Ebay today..and yes, Im serious.


No bullshtein, I was sitting in the car in a Target parking lot while the wife was buying toothpaste and stuff for the kid earlier tonight, and I actually found myself evaluating escape routes and high points with the best vantages, and thinking over where to set up interlocking fields of fire. I then attacked an older woman who got to close to my car window. Hopefully her corpse goes unnoticed in the drainage ditch....as well as the nut puddle I left from beating off.....

Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 28, 2009, 08:47:30 PM
That's my attitude as well, I see everyone else slowing me down. I'd have a girl to bang and watch my back, other than that I'm farging everyone else up, zombie or not. I'm not taking any chances. You all die.

What's your plan, squid? Find a pedal boat to tool around in some pond in while you imagine hurling car-size projectiles over the horizon at some unseen zombie threat? Or maybe team up with some SeeBee's and play in the sand while some ghoul chews on your noggin!
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Munson

#147
April 29, 2009, 02:34:41 AM
Well, SB, meet you at Pea Patch Island.

http://www.udel.edu/udaily/2009/apr/alert042809.html

Quote8:38 p.m., April 28, 2009----Four University of Delaware students have been identified with cases of influenza that meet probable definitions for swine flu, Dr. Paul Silverman, Associate Deputy Director for Health Information & Science of the Division of Public Health announced Tuesday evening.

The State Division of Public Health is submitting samples from these four cases to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to determine if they are cases of swine flu.

The students were treated at the University's Student Health Services on Monday, April 27, and they are experiencing mild flu-like symptoms. The Division of Public Health received the preliminary test results confirming the probable cases Tuesday afternoon, conducted interviews with the students and classified the cases as probable swine flu. Confirmation will have to come from the CDC.

On Wednesday morning, UD and the Division of Public Health will conduct clinics to assess and treat additional symptomatic students. The location of the clinic on the UD campus will be announced to students on Wednesday morning.

UD students who are experiencing flu-like symptoms are advised to go to the Student Health Center or the temporary clinic. UD employees with medical questions or who are experiencing flu-like symptoms should contact their personal physicians.

Based on the advice of the Division of Public Health, UD is continuing normal operations, including classes, however some large campus activities may be rescheduled.

Gov. Jack Markell will hold a news conference Wednesday at 11 a.m. in his office in the Carvel State Office Building in Wilmington to provide full details on the status and the state's response to these cases.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

SD_Eagle5

#148
April 29, 2009, 06:53:21 AM
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Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 28, 2009, 08:47:30 PM
That's my attitude as well, I see everyone else slowing me down. I'd have a girl to bang and watch my back, other than that I'm farging everyone else up, zombie or not. I'm not taking any chances. You all die.

What's your plan, squid? Find a pedal boat to tool around in some pond in while you imagine hurling car-size projectiles over the horizon at some unseen zombie threat? Or maybe team up with some SeeBee's and play in the sand while some ghoul chews on your noggin!

The less you know about my plan the better. Lets just say it's been in the works for a long time. I've mentioned pieces of it in other threads (by accident). It's part Ving Rhames part genius. See you all in hell.

Seabiscuit36

#149
April 29, 2009, 08:08:19 AM
Quote from: Munson on April 29, 2009, 02:34:41 AM
Well, SB, meet you at Pea Patch Island.

http://www.udel.edu/udaily/2009/apr/alert042809.html

Quote8:38 p.m., April 28, 2009----Four University of Delaware students have been identified with cases of influenza that meet probable definitions for swine flu, Dr. Paul Silverman, Associate Deputy Director for Health Information & Science of the Division of Public Health announced Tuesday evening.

The State Division of Public Health is submitting samples from these four cases to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to determine if they are cases of swine flu.

The students were treated at the University's Student Health Services on Monday, April 27, and they are experiencing mild flu-like symptoms. The Division of Public Health received the preliminary test results confirming the probable cases Tuesday afternoon, conducted interviews with the students and classified the cases as probable swine flu. Confirmation will have to come from the CDC.

On Wednesday morning, UD and the Division of Public Health will conduct clinics to assess and treat additional symptomatic students. The location of the clinic on the UD campus will be announced to students on Wednesday morning.

UD students who are experiencing flu-like symptoms are advised to go to the Student Health Center or the temporary clinic. UD employees with medical questions or who are experiencing flu-like symptoms should contact their personal physicians.

Based on the advice of the Division of Public Health, UD is continuing normal operations, including classes, however some large campus activities may be rescheduled.

Gov. Jack Markell will hold a news conference Wednesday at 11 a.m. in his office in the Carvel State Office Building in Wilmington to provide full details on the status and the state's response to these cases.
saw that last night, breakout just 2 minutes from my office...  WFH all the time now
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons
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