The Zombie Apocalypse

[BigEd76]

shtein got real in Miami

[hbionic]

I saw an article titled 'Victim Zero'.

Pretty cool...and scary at the same time. This is how it starts.

[SunMo]

there are pictures floating around of the victim.  it's pretty farging gross

[SD]

there are pictures floating around of the victim.  it's pretty farging gross

PG keeps posting them on facebook

[hbionic]

I curiously want to know what he looks like now...but can have a happy life never seeing it. Why were they both naked though?

I guess this takes, "Bite me hard" during sex to the next level.

[SunMo]

i can't believe that someone else is ruining her right to have her kids stare at the internet.  heathens

[hbionic]

i can't believe that someone else is ruining her right to have her kids stare at the internet.  heathens

I'm going to employ someone to help me decipher this.

[SunMo]

pg complained about people posting the pictures on facebook because her kids see her profile.

[hbionic]

Thanks.

For some reason, 'ruining her right' didn't compute, it was throwing everything off. I forgot women had rights in this country.

[MDS]

the pics are so real they look fake

its a dude with red jelly on his face and no nose. and one kind of eye.

[Diomedes]

the attacker was naked, the victim partially clothed

here is a photo taken of both just after police neutralized the attacker

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://i.imgur.com/7AOBR.png

[MDS]

yes, no

[hbionic]

Damn...it must have taken the cop a few moments to try to figure out what was going on. A partial nude, next to the freeway, getting eaten out by a full nude.

[Diomedes]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the cop had a pretty good idea what was up immediately.  Too bad his aim was so good..had he shot the victim as well, he might have saved that poor bastich a lot of misery and the rest of us a fargton of money.

[rjs246]

I hadn't considered the bath salts angle. The end is very farging nigh.