The Zombie Apocalypse

Started by rjs246, April 22, 2009, 09:28:10 PM

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hbionic

#255
May 04, 2009, 04:49:55 PM
Swine flu. No mention of banning guns. It's obvious the zombie apocalypse is coming.

By the way, you jackholes made me invest $ into buying World War Z. I just got it in the mail. Now I'm going to be knee deep in this shtein.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

General_Failure

#256
May 04, 2009, 04:53:25 PM
You'll thank us when you realize that, for one night at least, you're not elbow deep in someone's shtein.

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Father Demon

#257
May 04, 2009, 08:28:54 PM

The zombie pub craw.  Zombies are very mainstream now.  rjs is quite the trend setter.

http://adjix.com/c8gv
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SD_Eagle5

#258
May 04, 2009, 10:27:47 PM
Pancor Jackhammer Shotgun



QuoteThe Pancor Corporation Jackhammer is a 12-gauge, gas-operated automatic shotgun. It is one of very few fully automatic shotguns, and although patented in 1987, it never entered full-scale production. Only a few working prototypes of the Jackhammer were ever built; some sources state that only two fully automatic prototypes exist. In the late 1990s, the current owner of the design, Mark III, attempted to sell the patents, prototypes, and production rights for $350,000. Nonetheless, its distinctive appearance and futuristic, stylish design have made it popular in action television programs, films, and video games.


I cornered the market in preparation for z day

Seabiscuit36

#259
May 05, 2009, 12:03:41 PM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

mussa

#260
May 05, 2009, 05:23:36 PM
add a decent scope, laser sights and a night vision attachment boom. single shots, forget burst or full auto. extended clips also
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Seabiscuit36

#261
May 05, 2009, 05:29:32 PM
i do get slight wood looking at that FAL http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/New_Rifles_.html
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#262
May 05, 2009, 08:46:37 PM
when did this turn into the gun orgy thread?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#263
May 05, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 05, 2009, 08:46:37 PM
when did this turn into the gun orgy thread?
preparations.   

Actually i need a Machete, anyone know a good place to get one?  I have some huge poison ivy vines growing up trees out back, and wouldnt mind chopping at them with a giant metal blade
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#264
May 05, 2009, 09:49:37 PM
ugh, that stuff gets me from 10 feet, nevermind wrassling it directly
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

#265
May 05, 2009, 09:57:36 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 05, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
Actually i need a Machete, anyone know a good place to get one? 

Well, you probably missed out on the autographed Sean Taylor joint.

I'm a fan of the Woodsman's Pal, which I know from experience cuts through thumbs very well.

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PhillyPhanInDC

#266
May 06, 2009, 03:58:08 AM
The old school Army issue machete is about as good as it gets for a straight machete:


And if we are talking M16/M4 derivatives, I'll take the Masada:



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mussa

#267
May 06, 2009, 02:02:19 PM
hmm chop poison ivy and risk getting it. id find some spray that won't harm the tree.
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Seabiscuit36

#268
May 06, 2009, 02:12:52 PM
i'm generally immune to Poisin Ivy anymore, but Oak and Sumac is a different story.  I hate Poison ivy though, we get so much in the back yard that in the fall all the leaves on the ground are 80% ivy.  i cut a ton of it down last year, but new vines popped up i guess. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Munson

#269
May 06, 2009, 03:39:39 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds
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