The Zombie Apocalypse

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Seabiscuit36

#120
April 28, 2009, 02:58:26 PM
I do know i want a .50cal on top of it, Rambo smashed up some burmese
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyPhanInDC

#121
April 28, 2009, 03:16:25 PM
I like the APC as a defensive short-term use vehicle, but having been inside one I can tell you (and Sarge can back me up), you wouldn't want to have to be in one for more than 24 hours. If a large distance were needed to be covered, something else might have to do.

On another note, farging Max Brooks thought of everything:

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Historical,experimental,or otherwise,has surfaced regarding the results of sexual relations with an Undead specimen,but as previously noted,the nature of Solanum suggests a high danger of infection.
Warning against such an act would be useless,as only the people deranged enough to try would be unconcerned for their own safety.

Damn it. RJS needs to secure plenty of wenches, or this is going to suck.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Seabiscuit36

#122
April 28, 2009, 03:32:57 PM
RJS is responsible for stopping off at Delilah's and any other high class establishments with hot broads.  Maybe just stop by a college. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

hbionic

#123
April 28, 2009, 03:53:17 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 28, 2009, 02:46:03 PM




It doesn't look like that Fort has a deck. I'll get on it immediately.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Sgt PSN

#124
April 28, 2009, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: PPinDC on April 28, 2009, 02:40:34 PM
You two Romes are going to make me blush.

I think it's time we start discuss vehicle more indepth. I'm not the zombie expert, so some questions:

Tracks or wheels?

Speed or power?

Mounted weapons?

Again, I think heading to local military base to hijack some shtein makes the most sense, but anything would need some custom work. Serious business.

tracks would not only make it easier to navigate various terrains, but they're also much harder to tamper with than regular tires.  would anything be more embarrassing than to walk out to your vehicle and see that some zombies let the air out of your tires or just took the wheels and left your ride on blocks?  

needs to have both speed and power but i'd put a little more emphasis on speed.  zombies may not move very fast but over time, they may figure out how to hot wire a porsche.  

but to compensate for  reduced power, you add some heavy duty weaponry.  this way, if the only way out of a sticky situation is through 18 inches of reinforced concrete wall, you can blast your way out rather than just ramming the vehicle through.  

what i would do is take a luxary 45' rv with 3 or 4 slideouts, pull off the wheels and add tracks.  add some hp and torque to the engine to improve acceleration and cover it with some light weight armor plates.  install a collapsible 360 deg turret that can be raised and lowered through the ceiling with a mounted .50cal and capable of supporting a mk-19.  

6ft metal forks would be welded to the grill just incase there are any zombies too stupid to move out of the freaking way.    

side windows are also fitted with adjustable mounts capable of holding a 249G or .50 cal.

underneath storage compartments would store ammo, explosives and hand held weapons such as automatic shotguns, rpg's, at-4's, etc.  

security cameras with night vision mounted on all 4 corners of the rv to provide 360 degree viewing at all times.  

the internal storage compartments would hold twinkies, cheese doodles and pr0n.  the fridge would hold beer and the freezer would be stacked with bacon.  

PhillyPhanInDC

#125
April 28, 2009, 04:00:59 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 28, 2009, 03:54:04 PM
would anything be more embarrassing than to walk out to your vehicle and see that some zombies let the air out of your tires or just took the wheels and left your ride on blocks?  

zombies may not move very fast but over time, they may figure out how to hot wire a porsche.  

Serious business.


Do your job: go recruit some wenches.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Seabiscuit36

#126
April 28, 2009, 04:01:24 PM
Would you leave slots open for Chainsaws?  On Dawn of the Dead, great idea, but it can have problems in an accident.  Either way, if you get in an accident, its a bad situation. 

Sarge, i know you wernt a fan of the fort before, any better feelings about it(cells are there for you and Chuggie to roleplay)? 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Seabiscuit36

#127
April 28, 2009, 04:04:22 PM
Kidnap this
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#128
April 28, 2009, 04:05:51 PM
In.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

#129
April 28, 2009, 04:06:35 PM
The guy staring her down in the mirror might be in for the kidnapping plan
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Eagaholic

#130
April 28, 2009, 04:20:47 PM
don't be fooled, she's one of those new school zombies

mussa

#131
April 28, 2009, 04:21:26 PM
Chainsaws are another hollywood fantasy. As soon as the chain jumps the track it goes slicing into you and or others around you. Plus if you get one stuck in some zombie flesh and bone your vulnerable to attack. Probably only big ones that weight a ton could do any serious damage. You'll be wasting energy lugging the thing around and in and out of skulls. I'd rather have something lighter and more efficient. Plus the blades go bad too, no time to take apart shtein and have back up blades. I would conclude chainsaws would be fantastic for offense, but next to worthless against a horde of fearless undead.
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Sgt PSN

#132
April 28, 2009, 04:22:46 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 28, 2009, 04:01:24 PM
Sarge, i know you wernt a fan of the fort before, any better feelings about it(cells are there for you and Chuggie to roleplay)? 

the fort is a good place for everyday life.   the combat-rv is designed for whenever it's necessary to leave the fort.  perhaps to go gather supplies, pick up chicks or just to go slay some freaking zombies.  

mussa

#133
April 28, 2009, 04:24:48 PM
I was thinking this for something more speedy:

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hbionic

#134
April 28, 2009, 06:22:13 PM
Hey, wherever we decide to meet...let's make sure there's a Home Depot nearby. Just incase.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

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