The board is slow since Murp and PG left. I will try to pick up the slack a little. That's the kind of team player I am. Hbionic tryed this a while ago and got roasted. I admired his courage. Today is my turn. Ask me anything. Fire away.
Why do websites seem to become no use at all as soon as they are bookmarked?
If the only choice after death was to go into the afterlife, but to do this, you had to choose a pill from either God or Satan, ...and with the choice of pills, they either made you lose your man cherry to KoRn or lose your gag reflex to Sarge...which would you choose? And, would you be bothered that God and Satan would be laughing their asses off for giving you such a farged up choice?
Quote from: Wingspan on April 06, 2005, 04:33:51 PM
Why do websites seem to become no use at all as soon as they are bookmarked?
It's a conspiracy by "the man".
Thanks for the question.
Yeti,
How do I get Jessica Biel to love me? She apparently likes playing keep away...you know restraining order and all. Thanks for the help
New Green Monster
Quote from: hbionic on April 06, 2005, 04:35:58 PM
If the only choice after death was to go into the afterlife, but to do this, you had to choose a pill from either God or Satan, ...and with the choice of pills, they either made you lose your man cherry to KoRn or lose your gag reflex to Sarge...which would you choose? And, would you be bothered that God and Satan would be laughing their asses off for giving you such a farged up choice?
An interesting question. Being the rebel that I am I would sell my soul to the devil in trade for you to take my place in both scenarios.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2005, 04:44:50 PM
Quote from: hbionic on April 06, 2005, 04:35:58 PM
If the only choice after death was to go into the afterlife, but to do this, you had to choose a pill from either God or Satan, ...and with the choice of pills, they either made you lose your man cherry to KoRn or lose your gag reflex to Sarge...which would you choose? And, would you be bothered that God and Satan would be laughing their asses off for giving you such a farged up choice?
An interesting question. Being the rebel that I am I would sell my soul to the devil in trade for you to take my place in both scenarios.
Thanks for the question.
Thanks for the question.
See....it's not as easy as it looks but I applaud you finding the loophole! :evil
Quote from: NGM on April 06, 2005, 04:43:05 PM
Yeti,
How do I get Jessica Biel to love me? She apparently likes playing keep away...you know restraining order and all. Thanks for the help
New Green Monster
Be aloof. Chicks dig a guy who acts like he could care less. And play the waiting game with Jessica. In 20 years she will be a washed up actress with a drinking problem. If you have a warm place to sleep and a bottle of Jack Daniels she will be all yours.
Thanks for the question.
Can you give me the midget supermarket cashier's phone number?
Can I get your wifes cellphone number?
Quote from: MDS on April 06, 2005, 05:05:44 PM
Can you give me the midget supermarket cashier's phone number?
I do not have her number so I can't give you something I don't have. I can, however, give you a picture of a girl who looks a lot like her.
Enjoy
Thanks for the question.
(http://www.lpaonline.org/Sisters.jpg)
lmfao :-D :-D :-D
Quote from: mussa on April 06, 2005, 05:17:13 PM
Can I get your wifes cellphone number?
Yeah, like you don't have that already.
Thanks for the question.
MURP and Mrs. MURP seem to be on line a lot more than I expected these last several days. Shouldn't they be off consumating somewhere?
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on April 06, 2005, 05:51:54 PM
MURP and Mrs. MURP seem to be on line a lot more than I expected these last several days. Shouldn't they be off consumating somewhere?
A honeymoon is just another vacation if you ask me. I would assume the kids have wireless capabilitys and are spending some of their "vacation time" keeping in touch with their Eagles Fans friends. GO EAGLES!
Thanks for the question
Why are we here?
My dad once told me that I could learn more listning to Rush Limbaugh's radio show than going to school. Is this true?
Quote from: Phanatic on April 06, 2005, 06:03:55 PM
Why are we here?
We are Gods in training. This is level 3.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: MDS on April 06, 2005, 06:05:53 PM
My dad once told me that I could learn more listning to Rush Limbaugh's radio show than going to school. Is this true?
If you want to be educated in bigotry and substance abuse, yes.
All other subjects, No.
Thanks for the question.
If you were blindfolded...and then placed in a room and then be made to strip...on on one side of the room was a two sided mirror....and one side there was a wall that at about hip's height...there were three vaginas pressed against three holes where you had to use your wang and test them out...but you didn't know which one was which (one is a dog's vagina, the other one is a transvestites vagina and the last was a vagina made of vagina looking pastrami)....after having sex with these vagina holes, would you......
A. Have a smoke or
B. Have a beer?
Quote from: hbionic on April 06, 2005, 06:33:30 PM
If you were blindfolded...and then placed in a room and then be made to strip...on on one side of the room was a two sided mirror....and one side there was a wall that at about hip's height...there were three vaginas pressed against three holes where you had to use your wang and test them out...but you didn't know which one was which (one is a dog's vagina, the other one is a transvestites vagina and the last was a vagina made of vagina looking pastrami)....after having sex with these vagina holes, would you......
A. Have a smoke or
B. Have a beer?
A very amusing question. Since I am from the East Coast and do not have a habit of sticking little Yeti in any available hole, I would get a friend from the West Coast to tune up said holes. Afterwards I would drink beer. And smoke.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: hbionic on April 06, 2005, 06:33:30 PM
and the last was a vagina made of vagina looking pastrami)
WTF. You are one twisted motherfocker. I dig that. In a non gay way and all/. :paranoid
Yeti
Whats the beef between bigfoots and yetis? Are they the same or different? What do they eat? Do they have sex for pleasure or for just breeding purposes? I hear they both like farging sheep and what not, true?
Yeti, if you could be raped by a drunken, unemployed Clown or a dude wearing a lobster suit and headphones dancing around in front of a seafood restaurant holding a big farging arrow pointing towards the restaurant as if by dancing and moving the arrow back and forth is somehow going to spark my appetite AND make me want seafood AND make me want seafood at that overpriced, small servings piece of shtein restaurant, no thank you, which would it be?
Who invaded Spain in the Eighth Century?
How many words in English can you make out of the letters Y, E, T and I?
NGM called himself Little Miss Muffin Ass awhile ago, and I seem to be the only one who remembers. That was some funny shtein. Why didn't that nickname stick? More broadly, what makes a nickname stick?
Thanks.
I'm going to chime in on this one.
Quote from: Diomedes on April 06, 2005, 11:29:25 PM
NGM called himself Little Miss Muffin Ass awhile ago, and I seem to be the only one who remembers. That was some funny shtein. Why didn't that nickname stick? More broadly, what makes a nickname stick?
Nicknames on message boards play by a different set of rules than real life. It's all about simplicity on a message board and "Little Miss Muffin Ass" is much harder to type than NGM (which I beleive is the abbreviation for New Green Monster).
Now we could just abbreviate "Little Miss Muffin Ass" to "LMMA" but it's just not as funny. It's also 1 character longer than NGM and since the humor factor is lost, it simply isn't worth the extra effort to type.
One similarity between cyber and real life nicknames though is that you can't come up with your own nickname. Someone else has to make it up for you.
For the longest time, everyone here just called me "PSN". Then when I changed my name to "Sgt PSN" people started calling me "Sarge." I think the reason that stuck though is because I bitched and complained about it for a couple of weeks and then finally gave in.
Hope that helps. :paranoid
When did you lose your gag reflex?
Also, I've got a question about Spanish names on tax returns ...
who are you?
Quote from: mussa on April 06, 2005, 07:26:23 PM
Yeti
Whats the beef between bigfoots and yetis? Are they the same or different? What do they eat? Do they have sex for pleasure or for just breeding purposes? I hear they both like farging sheep and what not, true?
Bigfoot and Yetis are different. Bigfoot is the decendants of retarted people who fled to the woods in the early ages. Yetis are people who fled to the woods to grow bud. Yetis have a lot of sex for pleasure. Bigfoot I think not so much. Neither like sheep.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: hbionic on April 06, 2005, 07:32:50 PM
Yeti, if you could be raped by a drunken, unemployed Clown or a dude wearing a lobster suit and headphones dancing around in front of a seafood restaurant holding a big farging arrow pointing towards the restaurant as if by dancing and moving the arrow back and forth is somehow going to spark my appetite AND make me want seafood AND make me want seafood at that overpriced, small servings piece of shtein restaurant, no thank you, which would it be?
I chose neither but as always I am amused by your questions / fantasys.
Thanks for your question.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 06, 2005, 07:37:46 PM
Who invaded Spain in the Eighth Century?
The Moors. There is a small fee for helping with your homework. I'll send a bill.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: hbionic on April 06, 2005, 09:22:22 PM
How many words in English can you make out of the letters Y, E, T and I?
7
29 in all languages
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: Diomedes on April 06, 2005, 11:29:25 PM
NGM called himself Little Miss Muffin Ass awhile ago, and I seem to be the only one who remembers. That was some funny shtein. Why didn't that nickname stick? More broadly, what makes a nickname stick?
Thanks.
Good question. Most times nicknames are given out by friends. Usually the best ones deal with a physical characteristic. If it gets a laugh and the nicknamee doesn't start swinging, it tends to stick. I think that answers both questions.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: General_Failure on April 07, 2005, 04:15:16 AM
When did you lose your gag reflex?
Also, I've got a question about Spanish names on tax returns ...
I didn't. I have three gag reflexs but seldom use them. Not much gets past my teeth.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: mhunt on April 07, 2005, 08:26:10 AM
who are you?
I am many things. I am not, however, Ron Mexico.
Thanks for the question.
where did i put my sneakers?
Quote from: Wingspan on April 07, 2005, 10:57:50 AM
where did i put my sneakers?
Just a guess, check the balcony.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: Yeti on April 07, 2005, 11:16:40 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on April 07, 2005, 10:57:50 AM
where did i put my sneakers?
Just a guess, check the balcony.
Thanks for the question.
i dont have a balcony.
you took my sneakers, DIDN'T YOU!?
Quote from: Yeti on April 07, 2005, 08:51:31 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 06, 2005, 07:37:46 PM
Who invaded Spain in the Eighth Century?
The Moors. There is a small fee for helping with your homework. I'll send a bill.
Thanks for the question.
Oh no - I'm so sorry, it's the Moops. The correct answer is the Moops.
Quote from: Wingspan on April 07, 2005, 11:17:57 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 07, 2005, 11:16:40 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on April 07, 2005, 10:57:50 AM
where did i put my sneakers?
Just a guess, check the balcony.
Thanks for the question.
i dont have a balcony.
you took my sneakers, DIDN'T YOU!?
No.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 07, 2005, 11:19:25 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 07, 2005, 08:51:31 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 06, 2005, 07:37:46 PM
Who invaded Spain in the Eighth Century?
The Moors. There is a small fee for helping with your homework. I'll send a bill.
Thanks for the question.
Oh no - I'm so sorry, it's the Moops. The correct answer is the Moops.
So sorry. I'll waive my fee.
seeing that you sideswipe all of your answers. will you actually answer any of these questions?
Quote from: Wingspan on April 07, 2005, 11:27:07 AM
seeing that you sideswipe all of your answers. will you actually answer any of these questions?
The name of this thread is Ask Yeti, not confuse or provoke Yeti. Yes I will answer any questions to the best of my ability. No I do not have your sneakers.
Thanks for your question.
Yeti, do aborted babies feel pain?
Quote from: stillupfront on April 07, 2005, 11:46:51 AM
Yeti, do aborted babies feel pain?
Probably the same amount that any other tumor would feel.
Thanks for the question.
YIKES! Where's the foxhole?! :paranoid
If you were lost in the desert, would you rather eat your own poop or drink your own pee?
Quote from: MDS on April 07, 2005, 12:51:16 PM
If you were lost in the desert, would you rather eat your own poop or drink your own pee?
I am somewhat of an expert at outdoor survival. If I was lost in the desert I would use other options available to me then the two you mentioned.
If I was trapped in Earthquake rubble I would drink pee to survive. I would not eat poo. You would get very sick if you tryed this. If we were trapped together and you were in my reach, I might eat you.
Thanks for the question.
Yeti if i was lost in the woods, is hugging a tree a safe bet?
Yeti,
Train "a" leaves NYC at 9am, heading towards Chicago at 86 MPH and has 326 passengers. Train "b" leaves Dallas at 1015am, heading towards St Louis at 78 mph and has 219 passangers. So why does KoRn's mom and sister keep calling me?
Yeti
Is Bert really evil?
(http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bertmug.gif)
Quote from: mussa on April 07, 2005, 01:50:37 PM
Yeti if i was lost in the woods, is hugging a tree a safe bet?
Your question is a little unclear. I am going to assume you are asking "Is hugging a tree a safe bet to get rescued."
The ancient druids believed that each tree houses a soul and if you treat trees with respect the creatures of the woods will in turn treat you kindly in return.
Can the trees and the creatures get you rescued. Probably not.
I always carry a compass and know which way the closest town is before I go into a remote area. If I lost the compass (lol) I would find a stream or a brook and follow it out. Streams and brooks empty into larger bodies of water, people live on large bodys of water.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: SSgt PSN on April 07, 2005, 01:58:21 PM
Yeti,
Train "a" leaves NYC at 9am, heading towards Chicago at 86 MPH and has 326 passengers. Train "b" leaves Dallas at 1015am, heading towards St Louis at 78 mph and has 219 passangers. So why does KoRn's mom and sister keep calling me?
They are concerned for him since you two broke up, you heartless bastich.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: GreenFeather on April 07, 2005, 02:06:05 PM
Yeti
Is Bert really evil?
(http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bertmug.gif)
No, just gay.
Thanks for the question.
What is worse....watching an internet film about an asian girl throwing up on a bowl on her chest then eating it up again and re-barfing it....or watching america's funniest home videos and seeing a dude get hit in the balls?
Quote from: hbionic on April 07, 2005, 05:31:03 PM
What is worse....watching an internet film about an asian girl throwing up on a bowl on her chest then eating it up again and re-barfing it....or watching america's funniest home videos and seeing a dude get hit in the balls?
An interesting question the way it is phrased Hbionic.
What is worse is seeing somebody get hit in the balls.
But at the same time it is funnier to see somebody get hit in the balls.
Asian chicks are hot no matter what they are eating.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: hbionic on April 07, 2005, 05:31:03 PM
What is worse....watching an internet film about an asian girl throwing up on a bowl on her chest then eating it up again and re-barfing it....or watching america's funniest home videos and seeing a dude get hit in the balls?
you are one sick farg. i am glad you live 3000 miles away from me.
Quote from: Wingspan on April 07, 2005, 05:41:22 PM
Quote from: hbionic on April 07, 2005, 05:31:03 PM
What is worse....watching an internet film about an asian girl throwing up on a bowl on her chest then eating it up again and re-barfing it....or watching america's funniest home videos and seeing a dude get hit in the balls?
you are one sick farg. i am glad you live 3000 miles away from me.
I've seen that video. That is the the worst thing I ever witnessed, and continue to be haunted by the visions.
And Yeti -- she wasn't hot no matter what she was eating.
Who would win an Academic Decathelon between Anthony Michael Hall and Ralph Macchio?
im me the link to that video, sounds great!
Quote from: MDS on April 07, 2005, 06:06:17 PM
Who would win an Academic Decathelon between Anthony Michael Hall and Ralph Macchio?
Terrific question which took some amount of research time.
Gut instinct tell me Ralph Macchio would edge out Anthony Michael Hall, but Macchio is from New York, so maybe he just acts like he knows it all.
Answer. Bostons Anthony Michael Hall
Who would win in a fight: William Wallace or Maximus Desmus Meridius?
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 07, 2005, 06:42:13 PM
Who would win in a fight: William Wallace or Maximus Desmus Meridius?
Another good question.
Neither. They are both dead.
But if they were alive at the same time I would give the edge to the Scotish dude. Scotish dudes don't drop. Italian guys do.
Quote from: Yeti on April 07, 2005, 06:47:51 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 07, 2005, 06:42:13 PM
Who would win in a fight: William Wallace or Maximus Desmus Meridius?
Another good question.
Neither. They are both dead.
But if they were alive at the same time I would give the edge to the Scotish dude. Scotish dudes don't drop. Italian guys do.
Maximus was a Spaniard, not an Italian.
MURP...it was on a site called 'steakncheese.com'...or 'steakandcheese.com'....under the videos.....and under 'oh my god'...or 'don't eat that'...or something...
Yes Demon.....it has to be the worst thing I have ever witness....I was downloading it...on 56k....I caught the first few seconds...I almost blew chunks, my dog, ....I quickly turned off the monitor...but the farging sound was still on...and all I could hear was the gagging...farg....I almost puked right now thinking about it........sickest ever! :puke
Quote from: Wingspan on April 07, 2005, 05:41:22 PMyou are one sick farg. i am glad you live 3000 miles away from me.
It's like in school...I'm asking the questions or saying the things other people are thinking....probably. :paranoid
Here you go MURP...enjoy......
http://www.steakandcheese.com/
I think it was called 'stop already'.....something like that....yes.....'stop already'.....I think
You must do one of the following to each person:
1. Have sex with
2. Throw off cliff to a slow, painful death
3. Watch a non-stop 125 hour News Hour with Jim Leher marathon with
The people:
1. Carrot Top
2. Jesse Jackson
3. Don Imus
Quote from: MDS on April 07, 2005, 10:29:31 PM
You must do one of the following to each person:
1. Have sex with
2. Throw off cliff to a slow, painful death
3. Watch a non-stop 125 hour News Hour with Jim Leher marathon with
The people:
1. Carrot Top
2. Jesse Jackson
3. Don Imus
1. Carrot Top. I have a thing for redheads.
2. Don Imus. And I would video tape it and watch it over and over.
3. Jesse Jackson. He probably partys and would have booze and broads around.
Thanks for the question.
Yeti,
Trekkies vs. Star Wars geeks. Who wins?
Quote from: NGM on April 08, 2005, 10:13:52 AM
Yeti,
Trekkies vs. Star Wars geeks. Who wins?
Star Wars geeks know more sophisticated combat moves. They would win. Trekkies would be trying to mind meld while they were getting their asses kicked.
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2005, 10:27:46 AM
Quote from: NGM on April 08, 2005, 10:13:52 AM
Yeti,
Trekkies vs. Star Wars geeks. Who wins?
Star Wars geeks know more sophisticated combat moves. They would win. Trekkies would be trying to mind meld while they were getting their asses kicked.
I don't know about that.....Trekkies have the Klingon followers...they might be able to rip schtein up while the Star Wars geeks try the jedi mind trick.
Oh yeah...and where's the Babe of the Week?
Quote from: mikey418 on April 08, 2005, 10:34:59 AM
Oh yeah...and where's the Babe of the Week?
Mrs. Yeti is home fixing me lunch.
Thanks for the question.
I'm watching Sidekicks (Johnathen Brandis stlye). I was wondering if the Chuck Norris mullet was ever in style?
Quote from: NGM on April 08, 2005, 10:52:06 AM
I'm watching Sidekicks (Johnathen Brandis stlye). I was wondering if the Chuck Norris mullet was ever in style?
In the Deep South for about two weeks, yes, the "Chuck Norris" mullet was in style.
Thanks for the question.
The ultimate boxing match....Gary Coleman vs. Emanuel Lewis. Who wins?
My boss said we're going to have a karaoke contest before we all get laid off. Is the Shaft theme song a good choice?
Quote from: MDS on April 08, 2005, 12:55:07 PM
The ultimate boxing match....Gary Coleman vs. Emanuel Lewis. Who wins?
What chu talkin bout Willis. Gary Coleman, he is more "street."
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: General_Failure on April 08, 2005, 01:40:48 PM
My boss said we're going to have a karaoke contest before we all get laid off. Is the Shaft theme song a good choice?
Yes. A very good choice.
If the Karaoke contest is directly before the lay off, I would go with "Take this Job and Shove it."
Thanks for the question.
They are both in every movie, and usually over act. So, who is more annoying: Sam Jackson or Kevin Bacon?
How about John Travolta and Nic Cage.
Quote from: MDS on April 08, 2005, 03:34:31 PM
They are both in every movie, and usually over act. So, who is more annoying: Sam Jackson or Kevin Bacon?
Thank you for your interesting questions on this thread.
The answer to your question is Kevin Bacon. Sam Jackson is more "street".
are you using this thread to boost your post count?
Quote from: NGM on April 08, 2005, 03:43:11 PM
How about John Travolta and Nic Cage.
Nic Cage no doubt. He is more "street."
Thanks for your question.
Quote from: Wingspan on April 08, 2005, 04:10:54 PM
are you using this thread to boost your post count?
I will answer your question with a question.
2456 to 2381. Can you feel me?
Why do I constantly have dreams about extraterrestrial ships or U.F.O.'s?
Your Yetiness,
Why is the Phillies bullpen looking like shtein when they were supposed to be a strength?
Why is Ed Wade still employed?
Why do I still watch and get into the Phillies despite them going nowhere fast?
I can take #3:
You're an idiot, just like me.
Yeti: I think dogs are better than people, categorically. Do you have an opinion on the subject?
Why is it that Meshuggah will put me to sleep while I'm at work, but Static X will wake me up immediately?
When you and Mrs. Yeti are looking for a good time, you you guys drop X or snort some coke?
Quote from: hbionic on April 08, 2005, 06:56:49 PM
Why do I constantly have dreams about extraterrestrial ships or U.F.O.'s?
Because they are penis shaped.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 08, 2005, 08:09:47 PM
Your Yetiness,
Why is the Phillies bullpen looking like shtein when they were supposed to be a strength?
Why is Ed Wade still employed?
Why do I still watch and get into the Phillies despite them going nowhere fast?
Phillies bullpen reflect the new manager. How go they in a game should show how good of a manager he is.
Ed Wade is the anti-christ. I would think it would be hard to fire him.
I feel your pain. We are in the same boat. That is why they invented D cells.
Thanks for your question.
Quote from: Diomedes on April 08, 2005, 08:30:13 PM
Yeti: I think dogs are better than people, categorically. Do you have an opinion on the subject?
I do.
This should sum it up.
You wife is locked out of the house. She is knocking on the front door.
The dog is barking at the back dog. Who do you let in first.
The dog. At least it will shut up once it gets in.
Seriously, some of my best friends have been dogs.
Thanks for your question.
Quote from: General_Failure on April 09, 2005, 02:16:08 PM
Why is it that Meshuggah will put me to sleep while I'm at work, but Static X will wake me up immediately?
Meshuggah is secretly sponsored by the caffine industry. They have "sleepy" subliminal messages in their music.
Static X is metal. If you wake up, it is working.
Thanks for the question
Quote from: MDS on April 09, 2005, 03:52:02 PM
When you and Mrs. Yeti are looking for a good time, you you guys drop X or snort some coke?
No. We are high on life.
...and PBR.
Thanks for the question.
Yeti: Why do you have such a hard time remembering to say "Thanks for the question?"
Which media circus sorrounding sick people made you happier that they died: Terry Schiavo or The Pope (his real name is Karol, a womens name :-D).
Quote from: Diomedes on April 09, 2005, 06:41:06 PM
Yeti: Why do you have such a hard time remembering to say "Thanks for the question?"
:-D
I'm mildly retarded.
And truly, thanks for the question.
Quote from: MDS on April 09, 2005, 06:49:44 PM
Which media circus sorrounding sick people made you happier that they died: Terry Schiavo or The Pope (his real name is Karol, a womens name :-D).
Terry Schiavo. The Pope was getting paid to be on TV.
Thanks for the question.
If I were to simultaneously listen to Clutch (which evens me out) and Static X (which makes me incredibly alert and responsive) and managed to make the rest of the world listen to Meshuggah (which puts people to sleep) what are the chances that I'd get to nail Lexa Doig?
Quote from: General_Failure on April 10, 2005, 04:09:59 AM
If I were to simultaneously listen to Clutch (which evens me out) and Static X (which makes me incredibly alert and responsive) and managed to make the rest of the world listen to Meshuggah (which puts people to sleep) what are the chances that I'd get to nail Lexa Doig?
Slim to none. I find some flaws in your plan.
I suggest the old fashioned method. Lexi is not a huge star, I am sure she would be thrilled to have a stalker.
Yeti, why did this glorious thread die? Is it because you left your shady log cabin in the woods?
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?
He's been jumped several times. Unfortunately, he keeps his collars are so heavily starched that they act as a shield of armor around his throat.
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?
Because Jebus hates you. He hate you good.
:yay
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:35:30 PM
Unfortunately, he keeps his collars are so heavily starched that they act as a shield of armor around his throat.
Well said.
I'm a little drunk right now. I just noticed I quoted the same post twice in one reply and provided 2 different responses. I farging rule!!
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:45:34 PM
I'm a little drunk right now. I just noticed I quoted the same post twice in one reply and provided 2 different responses. I farging rule!!
No, you don't rule.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:45:34 PM
I'm a little sissy right now. I just noticed I quoted the same post twice in one reply and provided 2 delicious witticisms. I eat ghey ass!!
Whoa. I'm not putting your quote into the "English to Sassy" box on BabelFish ever again.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:45:34 PM
I'm a little drunk right now. I just noticed I quoted the same post twice in one reply and provided 2 different responses. I farging rule!!
:-D :-D
Well startched...lmao
Quote from: MDS on April 03, 2006, 06:15:49 PM
Yeti, why did this glorious thread die? Is it because you left your shady log cabin in the woods?
It seems this thread didn't die. It was just in hibernation.
Thanks for your question.
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?
There are reports he has been "jumped" and he claims that yes, the Temple police are really good.
Your prayers are not being answered because you pray to the wrong God.
Thanks for your question.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?
He's been jumped several times. Unfortunately, he keeps his collars are so heavily starched that they act as a shield of armor around his throat.
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?
Because Jebus hates you. He hate you good.
I believe this thread is called "Ask Yeti", not ask "Drunken Sassy".
....and who is "Jebus"?
Yeti, would you rather be forced to live with Bill O'Reilly or have sex every day with Rosie O'Donnell?
Yetti, I actually have 2 if you could help....
1) Why is it that in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?
2) Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Yeti, why is reese such a douche-bag?
Wow. Hilarious.
Two hundred some odd posts, and he's acting the veteran :CF jackass spot on. Wonderful.
:-D
Quote from: Diomedes on April 05, 2006, 08:57:09 PM
Two hundred some odd posts, and he's acting the veteran :CF jackass spot on. Wonderful.
I'm sorry I dont follow
He's saying you're a jackass.
yeah I see the word, just dont understand "spot on"? Hysterical that the guy calls me a dousche-bag (cute word, new too) cause hes bored and uncreative.... and Im the jackass. Geek.
Quote from: reese125 on April 05, 2006, 06:09:58 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 05, 2006, 05:43:53 PM
Yeti, why is reese am I such a douche-bag?
i cryed a little for you on that one since your obviously too stupid to realize how pathetic that was.
Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on April 05, 2006, 10:10:55 PMi cryed a little for you on that one since your obviously too stupid to realize how pathetic that was.
You should get beat for admitting you cried. Next time, if you return to conciousness, you will call it 'allergies'...you got 'allergies'. Get back to being a man, tear duct.
Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on April 05, 2006, 10:10:55 PM
Quote from: reese125 on April 05, 2006, 06:09:58 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 05, 2006, 05:43:53 PM
Yeti, why is reese am I such a douche-bag?
i cryed a little for you on that one since your obviously too stupid to realize how pathetic that was.
Well, Ill be sure to praise you at the ConcreteField banquet this summer for Posts of the Year LongBeach. Your doing awesome buddy :yay
Quote from: hbionic on April 05, 2006, 10:16:03 PM
Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on April 05, 2006, 10:10:55 PMi cryed a little for you on that one since your obviously too stupid to realize how pathetic that was.
You should get beat for admitting you cried. Next time, if you return to conciousness, you will call it 'allergies'...you got 'allergies'. Get back to being a man, tear duct.
dude, some things are just so pathetically horrible to see, a man had no other option. i will gladly accept my beating, and pray mr. bionic does not take advantage of my unconscious body.
Quote from: reese125 on April 05, 2006, 10:20:27 PM
Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on April 05, 2006, 10:10:55 PM
Quote from: reese125 on April 05, 2006, 06:09:58 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 05, 2006, 05:43:53 PM
Yeti, why is reese am I such a douche-bag?
i cryed a little for you on that one since your obviously too stupid to realize how pathetic that was.
Well, Ill be sure to praise you at the ConcreteField banquet this summer for Posts of the Year LongBeach. Your doing awesome buddy :yay
yeah.. the concretefield banquet. ::)
you're wasting valuable energy with those pudgy little fingers smashing into your keyboard nonsense, that no one finds the least bit understandable as a coherent thought. it'd be put to better use ingesting lethal doses of laxatives, so at least then you'd be amusing. and then maybe, bionic would leave my man hole be.
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G3-m3hBvuwQVyM:mahopa.de/bilder/funny-forum-pictures/funny-room.jpg)
Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on April 05, 2006, 10:33:46 PMdude, some things are just so pathetically horrible to see, a man had no other option. i will gladly accept my beating, and pray mr. bionic does not take advantage of my unconscious body.
[/quote/
...well...just pray that I don't 'humble you'...that's all. ;)
Dear Yeti,
Is there a way to ignore an entire board full of iceholes while still being able to post here occasionally?
It seems as though you've pulled it off with aplomb. What's your secret?
Sincerely,
Your pal, jerome99ripmurderedhiscousininacarcrashaccordingtoDio.
since this is a room, and not an online message board.
but you already knew that, i'm sure.
you've taken your level of stupidity to a whole other level to which i'm afraid i cannot follow.
you seem pretty good at this interweb "surfing". i mean finding awesome, overused, not really that funny at all pics, such as that. amazing you can't surf your way into some on line chat room that would glow in your presence. anyway good luck with that and you have an outstanding night.
Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on April 05, 2006, 10:48:42 PM
since this is a room, and not an online message board.
but you already knew that, i'm sure.
you've taken your level of stupidity to a whole other level to which i'm afraid i cannot follow.
you seem pretty good at this interweb "surfing". i mean finding awesome, overused, not really that funny at all pics, such as that. amazing you can't surf your way into some on line chat room that would glow in your presence. anyway good luck with that and you have an outstanding night.
good night LongBeach, hey...give me a call tomorrow...I'll hang up on ya ;D
Can you 2 take this cripple fight else where?
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2006, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?
He's been jumped several times. Unfortunately, he keeps his collars are so heavily starched that they act as a shield of armor around his throat.
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?
Because Jebus hates you. He hate you good.
I believe this thread is called "Ask Yeti", not ask "Drunken Sassy".
....and who is "Jebus"?
Why are you the one asking questions now?
Yeti,
Why are Asian women more apt to let a person plow their balloonknot and pee on their faces?
Thank you for your timely response.
Quote from: reese125 on April 05, 2006, 09:56:54 PM
yeah I see the word, just dont understand "spot on"? Hysterical that the guy calls me a dousche-bag (cute word, new too) cause hes bored and uncreative.... and Im the jackass. Geek.
Your the reason I can't stand going to the Eagles section anymore, so therefore, I refer to you as a douche-bag. You need to be flushed from our vagina of good football talk. Right now its dirty, filthy and smelly, mostly because of your posts. Im not claiming to be original or creative with my choice of words. just honest is saying i think you are a douche-bag. plain and simple. i think the majority would agree. so go find a picture of something "creative" and reply back with such wit and logic as you always do. we're all waiting for your response. oh how we care...
Quote from: mussa on April 06, 2006, 11:36:15 AM
Quote from: reese125 on April 05, 2006, 09:56:54 PM
yeah I see the word, just dont understand "spot on"? Hysterical that the guy calls me a dousche-bag (cute word, new too) cause hes bored and uncreative.... and Im the jackass. Geek.
Your the reason I can't stand going to the Eagles section anymore, so therefore, I refer to you as a douche-bag. You need to be flushed from our vagina of good football talk. Right now its dirty, filthy and smelly, mostly because of your posts. Im not claiming to be original or creative with my choice of words. just honest is saying i think you are a douche-bag. plain and simple. i think the majority would agree. so go find a picture of something "creative" and reply back with such wit and logic as you always do. we're all waiting for your response. oh how we care...
Mussa, I went back and did just a quick scan of about 10 pgs of your posts and couldnt find one GOOD FOOTBALL point you made so far (maybe thats the REAL reason your not in that section). You calling me a doushebag and being clueless at the same time, only make me realize even more that if ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension guy....plain and simple
well i guess we have alot more in common than i thought.
You two diplomats should go help out in the Middle East.
at least im not a doushebag
Quote from: MDS on April 05, 2006, 04:28:16 PM
Yeti, would you rather be forced to live with Bill O'Reilly or have sex every day with Rosie O'Donnell?
Sex with Rosie. She is a Yeti.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: reese125 on April 05, 2006, 04:50:17 PM
Yetti, I actually have 2 if you could help....
1) Why is it that in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?
2) Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
I will have to answer your questions with questions.
1) Do you know how to spell Yeti?
2) Did they have photos in the 1500s?
3) Is one of your multiple personalities a child?
Quote from: mussa on April 05, 2006, 05:43:53 PM
Yeti, why is reese such a douche-bag?
It is because of his multiple personalities.
THanks for your question.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 05, 2006, 10:47:11 PM
Dear Yeti,
Is there a way to ignore an entire board full of iceholes while still being able to post here occasionally?
It seems as though you've pulled it off with aplomb. What's your secret?
Sincerely,
Your pal, jerome99ripmurderedhiscousininacarcrashaccordingtoDio.
Move to the woods, review the board once a week, only veiw threads with your name on them.
Thanks for the question.
Yeti, should I be going to more car shows? :drool :drool :drool
(http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2943355538113926244)
Quote from: Tomahawk on April 05, 2006, 11:26:02 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2006, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?
He's been jumped several times. Unfortunately, he keeps his collars are so heavily starched that they act as a shield of armor around his throat.
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?
Because Jebus hates you. He hate you good.
I believe this thread is called "Ask Yeti", not ask "Drunken Sassy".
....and who is "Jebus"?
Why are you the one asking questions now?
I take any chance to mock Sarge, even if it is in question form.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on April 06, 2006, 10:27:26 AM
Yeti,
Why are Asian women more apt to let a person plow their balloonknot and pee on their faces?
Thank you for your timely response.
I believe it is in the Asian culture for women to let men dominate them and their balloonknots.
Thanks for your question.
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on April 12, 2006, 03:02:43 PM
Yeti, should I be going to more car shows? :drool :drool :drool
(http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2943355538113926244)
Yes. Or judging by your link, a good strip club.
Thanks for the question
The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?
You never said we couldn't ask you riddles. Someone be a little bitch an Google it.
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on April 12, 2006, 03:02:43 PM
Yeti, should I be going to more car shows? :drool :drool :drool
(http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2943355538113926244)
wery nice. too bad that song made me want to vomit
Yeti, if you could have one person on this board murded by a pack of wild bears, who would it be? Also, since you're probably a closeted homosexual, which board member (considring theres one girl, hbionic and a bunch of dudes) would you like to engage in sexual activity with?
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on April 12, 2006, 03:48:46 PM
The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?
You never said we couldn't ask you riddles. Someone be a little bitch an Google it.
You'll have to try a little harder than that funeral boy. :P
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on April 12, 2006, 03:48:46 PM
The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?
You never said we couldn't ask you riddles. Someone be a little bitch an Google it.
A wife putting Viagra in her husbands food.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: MDS on April 12, 2006, 04:27:08 PM
Yeti, if you could have one person on this board murded by a pack of wild bears, who would it be? Also, since you're probably a closeted homosexual, which board member (considring theres one girl, hbionic and a bunch of dudes) would you like to engage in sexual activity with?
The answer would be you.
Thanks for the questions.
I couldn't find the teathered retard thread, the midget cashier or the french tickler so I'm bringing back this one.
Dear Yeti,
How are babies made?
LOL....I came across this thread earlier today while searching for the retard thread. I think the other threads got lost/deleted during previous board/server upgrades.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 18, 2011, 10:33:21 PM
Dear Yeti,
How are babies made?
They need to be Italian on their fathers side and perform a contact hit in order to become "Made".
Thanks for the question.
Dear Yeti,
Can you tell your wife I said, "Hitler Mustache"? She'll know what I'm talking about.
Oh yeah, tell her to completely shave her cooch too.
Sincerely,
hbionic
Quote from: hbionic on August 18, 2011, 11:10:27 PM
Dear Yeti,
Can you tell your wife I said, "Hitler Mustache"? She'll know what I'm talking about.
Oh yeah, tell her to completely shave her cooch too.
Sincerely,
hbionic
Yes.
As usual your questions are pathetically easy.
Much like Sassie's mom.
Thanks for the question.
Yeti
could you tell us a funny story?
you will be graded.
thanks SO much
Yes I could.
Thanks for your question.
F
Dear Yeti,
I've been told that eating darker bread is healthier than eating white bread. Are those sources of information racist?
Thanks.
I see you have a rye sense of humor
IMO, that was a puri worded question.
But ciabatta not complain. Unless you're a gluten for punishment.
These bread puns are half-baked.
You just knead to roll with it
You guys must be graining like idiots whenever you think up one of these, huh.
Quote from: hbionic on August 22, 2011, 02:16:45 PM
Dear Yeti,
I've been told that eating darker bread is healthier than eating white bread. Are those sources of information racist?
Thanks.
I
WONDER who started this rumor?
Thanks for the question.
he steady trying to get a rise out of people.
I think the bread puns have finally gone stale.
yeah, it's time to roll out of here.
I hope all of your wife's get a yeast infection
We should leaven enough alone.
This thread is certainly proof box that you all need to get loaves lives.
I'm going to take that advice with a grain of salt.
You butter get back to asking questions so I can white down the answers.
Quote from: General_Failure on August 22, 2011, 08:35:23 PM
This thread is certainly proof box that you all need to get loaves lives.
Go focaccia yourself.
It's amazing how these puns are delivered with such breadpan delivery.
Quote from: Rome on August 22, 2011, 08:45:37 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 22, 2011, 08:35:23 PM
This thread is certainly proof box that you all need to get loaves lives.
Go focaccia yourself.
How about I come down there, bend your wife over and pumpernickel.
Quote from: General_Failure on August 22, 2011, 08:49:40 PM
Quote from: Rome on August 22, 2011, 08:45:37 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 22, 2011, 08:35:23 PM
This thread is certainly proof box that you all need to get loaves lives.
Go focaccia yourself.
How about I come down there, bend your wife over and pumpernickel.
:-D FTW/
Quote from: General_Failure on August 22, 2011, 08:49:40 PM
Quote from: Rome on August 22, 2011, 08:45:37 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 22, 2011, 08:35:23 PM
This thread is certainly proof box that you all need to get loaves lives.
Go focaccia yourself.
How about I come down there, bend your wife over and pumpernickel.
I'd say that's the yeast you could do.
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8lwto3Mz1qhb2rmo1_400.jpg)
Either way you slice it, this thread is proof we are all a great big, dysfunctional family.
Quote from: Munson on August 22, 2011, 09:44:40 PM
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8lwto3Mz1qhb2rmo1_400.jpg)
That's awesome.
Dear Yeti,
What's the best way to get my girlfriend to invite another girl into bed with you?
Thanks.
NM.
Quote from: hbionic on August 23, 2011, 09:28:57 PM
Dear Yeti,
What's the best way to get my girlfriend to invite another girl into bed with you?
Thanks.
Well for starters, don't tell them they're going to have a threeway with Yeti.
Quote from: hbionic on August 23, 2011, 09:28:57 PM
Dear Yeti,
What's the best way to get my girlfriend to invite another girl into bed with you?
Thanks.
Try offering a million dollars...cause chicks dig dudes with money man.
I thought the dug the long ball...and huge dongs?
Quote from: SD on August 23, 2011, 09:32:18 PM
Quote from: hbionic on August 23, 2011, 09:28:57 PM
Dear Yeti,
What's the best way to get my girlfriend to invite another girl into bed with you?
Thanks.
Try offering a million dollars...cause chicks dig dudes with money man.
(http://www.clay-collins.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lawrence.jpg)
Quote from: hbionic on August 23, 2011, 09:28:57 PM
Dear Yeti,
What's the best way to get my girlfriend to invite another girl into bed with you?
Thanks.
I'll assume you meant you and not me.
Alcohol. Pure and simple. And none for you, stupid.
Thanks for the question.
Dear Yeti,
Why are women such bad drivers?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 24, 2011, 07:46:56 PM
Dear Yeti,
Why are women such bad drivers?
Because cars were designed for men. Women would be great drivers if the pedals were on the ceiling.
Thanks for the question.
Yeti,
My boss is a farg. Kill?
Hugs and kisses.
Dear Yeti,
*farg, Marry, Kill?...if you were the last 4 men left in the woods:
T-Hawk
Sarge
Big Brother
also, in a different camping trip
Rosie O'Donell
MDS
Lurking Weirdo
*Dio would somehow be available to help you dig a ditch and marry you and the lucky one.
Thanks.
I'm uniquely qualified to do both, and it would be an honor.
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on August 25, 2011, 12:53:31 PM
Yeti,
My boss is a farg. Kill?
Hugs and kisses.
No Boss is worth jail time so no. The answer is no. Andy Reid however, is a different story.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: hbionic on August 25, 2011, 02:04:16 PM
Dear Yeti,
*farg, Marry, Kill?...if you were the last 4 men left in the woods:
T-Hawk
Sarge
Big Brother
also, in a different camping trip
Rosie O'Donell
MDS
Lurking Weirdo
*Dio would somehow be available to help you dig a ditch and marry you and the lucky one.
Thanks.
Hbionic, this scenario should be with women so I can only answer accordingly.
Farg MDS
Marry Lurking Weirdo
Kill Rosie O'Donell
Thanks for the questions.
To: Yeti
Cc: Gloria Allred
Re: "Ask Yeti Terms and Conditions"
Dear Yeti,
It is with great regret that I type this letter to remind you of your legal responsibilities regarding Concretefield.info and all of its content including binding terms and conditions of the 'Ask Yeti' thread. Section 13 1(a) states that, "Any and all reasonable questions will be answered to the best extent of questionee's (questionee shall be known as 'Yeti') knowledge and it is strictly prohibited to avoid/deny/modify/and or ignore any reasonable questions fielded by questionor (questionor shall be known as 'hbionic') in order to avert revealing facts about questionee's sexual preferences. Any 'reasonable' questions shall include, but not limited to: F/Marry/Kill's, What's the best way to act dead when my stepfather comes home drunk and horny and I'm the only one home, How to make the perfect strawberry lemonade, and anything regarding dogs, bikes, and monkeys driving cars. Fines up to $500,000 and/or 2-Years in Federal farg Me In The Ass Prison will be imposed for failure to answer any reasonable questions.
Yeti, I'm sorry, you're a great guy, and your wife is a great shag, but we need to know:
F/Marry/Kill- T-Hawk, Sarge, Big Brother
If I were you, I'd consult your attorney, but it looks like you are binded by the conditions you signed up for when creating this thread. Ignorace of the law is not an excuse. I will give you 24 hours to respond, if not my attorney will persue this matter in court and you can bet your sweet ass I'm taking your wife, your cabin, and a mold of your huge dong with me.
Regards,
hbionic
I'm not intimidated by your west coast legal mumbo jumbo. I believe someone needs to serve me legal papers correct?
lol.
Next question please.
Dear Yeti:
If I punched myself in the face as hard as I could, would the world end immediately or would it take a few moments for the binding fabric of the universe to disintegrate?
Dear Yeti-
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Thanks for your feedback.
Reese
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 26, 2011, 09:00:15 AM
Dear Yeti:
If I punched myself in the face as hard as I could, would the world end immediately or would it take a few moments for the binding fabric of the universe to disintegrate?
It would be immediate. Please hold off until the Eagles win a Superbowl. Or Todd gets laid. Whichever comes first.
On second thought it looks like both are impossible so punch when ready.
Thanks for your question
Quote from: reese125 on August 26, 2011, 09:15:52 AM
Dear Yeti-
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Thanks for your feedback.
Reese
This is actually a really good question.
I like to drink and drive. When I am so torched I can't see straight I learned braille so I can still take money out to drink more. I'm sure I'm not the only one. Right Rusty?
Thanks for your questions.
Dear Yeti,
If you had to decide between having sex with a sasquatch or another yeti, which would you choose?
Thanks.
Quote from: hbionic on August 26, 2011, 04:05:50 PM
Dear Yeti,
If you had to decide between having sex with a sasquatch or another yeti, which would you choose?
Thanks.
Which one is your mom? Because she was good. So I would go a few more rounds with her. Your hairy stinky bigfoot yeti mom.
Thanks for the question.
If you were forced to have sex with two hookers whose ages added up to 20, what ages would you choose?
20 and still born.
Quote from: phattymatty on August 30, 2011, 02:24:18 PM
If you were forced to have sex with two hookers whose ages added up to 20, what ages would you choose?
I'd take two 18 years olds and then tell my abductor that I'm really bad at math.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2011, 03:42:35 PM
20 and still born.
Is this farging tread called Ask Sassy? I don't think it is, baby farger.
Fetal corpsefarger, actually.
I don't care what it's called, this thread sucks.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 30, 2011, 07:37:26 PM
I don't care what it's called, this thread sucks.
Should'nt you be out crusading against whitey somewhere?
I gave that up around the same time you stopped being funny.
What's that, five years ago?
thread sucks
You suck.
Thanks for the question.
If a Yeti shtein in the forest would Dio care?
Who can dig a ditch faster; Dio or a Yeti?
whoever loses gets aids.
Quote from: Yeti on August 30, 2011, 06:59:13 PM
Is this farging tread called Ask Sassy?
No. Next question.
Go ahead Dio. Its our thread now. Lets see what you got.
Dio and Yeti. Dioyeti. Diyeti. Deity. Bow down before your gods you farging sinners.
deathmatch, who would win?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diomedes
or
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeti
Yeti or Dio... would you care if someone posted a question to either of you in a thread other than this one?
You're supposed to answer questions, not ask them. You farging suck at this.
You'd totally kick that hairy mongoloid's ass back to the yukon.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 30, 2011, 09:17:45 PM
deathmatch, who would win?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diomedes
or
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeti
Trick question. Both are fictional. A smart guy like you knows that. Please answer the backlog of questions on our thread.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2011, 09:20:46 PM
You're supposed to answer questions, not ask them. You farging suck at this.
You'd totally kick that hairy mongoloid's ass back to the yukon.
You just like the naked dude statue.
Quote from: Rome on August 30, 2011, 08:52:15 PM
If a Yeti shtein in the forest would Dio care?
He might not care but he would find eight different ways to cry and bitch about it.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 30, 2011, 08:54:42 PM
Who can dig a ditch faster; Dio or a Yeti?
The question is not who would dig it faster, but who would dig it better.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: Rome on August 30, 2011, 09:18:55 PM
Yeti or Dio... would you care if someone posted a question to either of you in a thread other than this one?
No. Its Sassys job to police the board.
Thanks for your question.
Quote from: LBIggle on August 30, 2011, 09:01:44 PM
whoever loses gets aids.
i forgot to mention.. whoever wins gets even more aids. and a foot in the neck.
Ok, so who would dig it better? Dio or Yeti?!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 30, 2011, 11:19:23 PM
Ok, so who would dig it better? Dio or Yeti?!
Dio would win in a ditch digging contest. I'm from Philly. I'm more of a rock chucker.
Thanks for the question.
Yeti whose your favorite New Kid?
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on September 01, 2011, 11:34:00 PM
Yeti whose your favorite New Kid?
Jason Kelse.
Thanks for your question.
Next question.
farg off
That's not a question.
Will you farg off?
Yeti, why is MDS such a little prick?
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 14, 2013, 08:57:17 AM
Will you farg off?
Yes. Many times. Ask your mom.
:-D mom joke.
Thanks for the question.
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 14, 2013, 04:30:40 PM
Yeti, why is MDS such a little prick?
He's a jewish boy trapped in Texas. This was his only connection to home and it is becoming increasing hostile towards him and he is lashing out.
We should nurture him instead of mocking him.
:-D Sarcasm.
Thanks for the question.
I honestly can't remember a time when people weren't hostile to the little spaz.
Probably way back a long time ago, when he was white. But we don't really mock him, do we?
Quote from: Eagaholic on August 15, 2013, 01:02:01 AM
But we don't really mock him, do we?
We might not. I definitely do.
Thanks for your question.