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Phanatic

#15
April 06, 2005, 06:03:55 PM
Why are we here?
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MDS

#16
April 06, 2005, 06:05:53 PM
My dad once told me that I could learn more listning to Rush Limbaugh's radio show than going to school. Is this true?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Yeti

#17
April 06, 2005, 06:10:45 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on April 06, 2005, 06:03:55 PM
Why are we here?

We are Gods in training.  This is level 3.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#18
April 06, 2005, 06:12:39 PM
Quote from: MDS on April 06, 2005, 06:05:53 PM
My dad once told me that I could learn more listning to Rush Limbaugh's radio show than going to school. Is this true?

If you want to be educated in bigotry and substance abuse, yes.
All other subjects, No.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

hbionic

#19
April 06, 2005, 06:33:30 PM
If you were blindfolded...and then placed in a room and then be made to strip...on on one side of the room was a two sided mirror....and one side there was a wall that at about hip's height...there were three vaginas pressed against three holes where you had to use your wang and test them out...but you didn't know which one was which (one is a dog's vagina, the other one is a transvestites vagina and the last was a vagina made of vagina looking pastrami)....after having sex with these vagina holes, would you......


A. Have a smoke or

B. Have a beer?
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Yeti

#20
April 06, 2005, 06:39:59 PM
Quote from: hbionic on April 06, 2005, 06:33:30 PM
If you were blindfolded...and then placed in a room and then be made to strip...on on one side of the room was a two sided mirror....and one side there was a wall that at about hip's height...there were three vaginas pressed against three holes where you had to use your wang and test them out...but you didn't know which one was which (one is a dog's vagina, the other one is a transvestites vagina and the last was a vagina made of vagina looking pastrami)....after having sex with these vagina holes, would you......


A. Have a smoke or

B. Have a beer?

A very amusing question.  Since I am from the East Coast and do not have a habit of sticking little Yeti in any available hole, I would get a friend from the West Coast to tune up said holes.  Afterwards I would drink beer.  And smoke.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

mussa

#21
April 06, 2005, 07:20:13 PM
Quote from: hbionic on April 06, 2005, 06:33:30 PM

and the last was a vagina made of vagina looking pastrami)


WTF. You are one twisted motherfocker.  I dig that.  In a non gay way and all/.   :paranoid
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mussa

#22
April 06, 2005, 07:26:23 PM
Yeti
Whats the beef between bigfoots and yetis?  Are they the same or different? What do they eat? Do they have sex for pleasure or for just breeding purposes?  I hear they both like farging sheep and what not, true?
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hbionic

#23
April 06, 2005, 07:32:50 PM
Yeti, if you could be raped by a drunken, unemployed Clown or a dude wearing a lobster suit and headphones dancing around in front of a seafood restaurant holding a big farging arrow pointing towards the restaurant as if by dancing and moving the arrow back and forth is somehow going to spark my appetite AND make me want seafood AND make me want seafood at that overpriced, small servings piece of shtein restaurant, no thank you, which would it be?
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

SD_Eagle5

#24
April 06, 2005, 07:37:46 PM
Who invaded Spain in the Eighth Century?

hbionic

#25
April 06, 2005, 09:22:22 PM
How many words in English can you make out of the letters Y, E, T and I?
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Diomedes

#26
April 06, 2005, 11:29:25 PM
NGM called himself Little Miss Muffin Ass awhile ago, and I seem to be the only one who remembers.  That was some funny shtein.  Why didn't that nickname stick?  More broadly, what makes a nickname stick?

Thanks.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#27
April 06, 2005, 11:38:49 PM
I'm going to chime in on this one. 

Quote from: Diomedes on April 06, 2005, 11:29:25 PM
NGM called himself Little Miss Muffin Ass awhile ago, and I seem to be the only one who remembers. That was some funny shtein. Why didn't that nickname stick? More broadly, what makes a nickname stick?

Nicknames on message boards play by a different set of rules than real life.  It's all about simplicity on a message board and "Little Miss Muffin Ass" is much harder to type than NGM (which I beleive is the abbreviation for New Green Monster).

Now we could just abbreviate "Little Miss Muffin Ass" to "LMMA" but it's just not as funny.  It's also 1 character longer than NGM and since the humor factor is lost, it simply isn't worth the extra effort to type. 

One similarity between cyber and real life nicknames though is that you can't come up with your own nickname.  Someone else has to make it up for you. 

For the longest time, everyone here just called me "PSN".  Then when I changed my name to "Sgt PSN" people started calling me "Sarge."  I think the reason that stuck though is because I bitched and complained about it for a couple of weeks and then finally gave in. 

Hope that helps.  :paranoid

General_Failure

#28
April 07, 2005, 04:15:16 AM
When did you lose your gag reflex?

Also, I've got a question about Spanish names on tax returns ...

The man. The myth. The legend.

hunt

#29
April 07, 2005, 08:26:10 AM
who are you?
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
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