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Yeti

#210
August 29, 2011, 10:09:22 PM
Quote from: hbionic on August 26, 2011, 04:05:50 PM
Dear Yeti,

If you had to decide between having sex with a sasquatch or another yeti, which would you choose?

Thanks.

Which one is your mom?  Because she was good.  So I would go a few more rounds with her.  Your hairy stinky bigfoot yeti mom.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

phattymatty

#211
August 30, 2011, 02:24:18 PM
If you were forced to have sex with two hookers whose ages added up to 20, what ages would you choose?

Sgt PSN

#212
August 30, 2011, 03:42:35 PM
20 and still born. 

Yeti

#213
August 30, 2011, 06:59:13 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 30, 2011, 02:24:18 PM
If you were forced to have sex with two hookers whose ages added up to 20, what ages would you choose?

I'd take two 18 years olds and then tell my abductor that I'm really bad at math.

Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2011, 03:42:35 PM
20 and still born. 

Is this farging tread called Ask Sassy?  I don't think it is, baby farger.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

General_Failure

#214
August 30, 2011, 07:00:29 PM
Fetal corpsefarger, actually.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Diomedes

#215
August 30, 2011, 07:37:26 PM
I don't care what it's called, this thread sucks.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Yeti

#216
August 30, 2011, 07:47:51 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 30, 2011, 07:37:26 PM
I don't care what it's called, this thread sucks.

Should'nt you be out crusading against whitey somewhere?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Diomedes

#217
August 30, 2011, 07:51:17 PM
I gave that up around the same time you stopped being funny. 

What's that, five years ago?

thread sucks
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Yeti

#218
August 30, 2011, 08:48:14 PM
You suck.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Rome

#219
August 30, 2011, 08:52:15 PM
If a Yeti shtein in the forest would Dio care?

PhillyPhreak54

#220
August 30, 2011, 08:54:42 PM
Who can dig a ditch faster; Dio or a Yeti?

LBIggle

#221
August 30, 2011, 09:01:44 PM
whoever loses gets aids.

Sgt PSN

#222
August 30, 2011, 09:03:54 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 30, 2011, 06:59:13 PM
Is this farging tread called Ask Sassy?

No.  Next question. 

Yeti

#223
August 30, 2011, 09:04:58 PM
Go ahead Dio.  Its our thread now.  Lets see what you got.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Sgt PSN

#224
August 30, 2011, 09:14:37 PM
Dio and Yeti.  Dioyeti.  Diyeti.  Deity.  Bow down before your gods you farging sinners. 
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