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Yeti

#150
April 12, 2006, 03:44:58 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on April 06, 2006, 10:27:26 AM
Yeti,
Why are Asian women more apt to let a person plow their balloonknot and pee on their faces?

Thank you for your timely response.

I believe it is in the Asian culture for women to let men dominate them and their balloonknots.

Thanks for your question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#151
April 12, 2006, 03:48:11 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on April 12, 2006, 03:02:43 PM
Yeti, should I be going to more car shows?  :drool :drool :drool



Yes.  Or judging by your link, a good strip club.

Thanks for the question
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

PhillyPhanInDC

#152
April 12, 2006, 03:48:46 PM
The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?




You never said we couldn't ask you riddles. Someone be a little bitch an Google it.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

mussa

#153
April 12, 2006, 03:58:41 PM
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MDS

#154
April 12, 2006, 04:27:08 PM
Yeti, if you could have one person on this board murded by a pack of wild bears, who would it be? Also, since you're probably a closeted homosexual, which board member (considring theres one girl, hbionic and a bunch of dudes) would you like to engage in sexual activity with?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

hbionic

#155
April 12, 2006, 04:32:48 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on April 12, 2006, 03:48:46 PM
The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?




You never said we couldn't ask you riddles. Someone be a little bitch an Google it.

You'll have to try a little harder than that funeral boy.  :P
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Yeti

#156
August 18, 2011, 10:02:04 PM Last Edit: August 18, 2011, 10:03:53 PM by Yeti
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on April 12, 2006, 03:48:46 PM
The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?




You never said we couldn't ask you riddles. Someone be a little bitch an Google it.

A wife putting Viagra in her husbands food.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#157
August 18, 2011, 10:03:03 PM
Quote from: MDS on April 12, 2006, 04:27:08 PM
Yeti, if you could have one person on this board murded by a pack of wild bears, who would it be? Also, since you're probably a closeted homosexual, which board member (considring theres one girl, hbionic and a bunch of dudes) would you like to engage in sexual activity with?

The answer would be you.

Thanks for the questions.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#158
August 18, 2011, 10:05:43 PM
I couldn't find the teathered retard thread, the midget cashier or the french tickler so I'm bringing back this one.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

PhillyPhreak54

#159
August 18, 2011, 10:33:21 PM
Dear Yeti,

How are babies made?

Sgt PSN

#160
August 18, 2011, 10:36:19 PM
LOL....I came across this thread earlier today while searching for the retard thread.  I think the other threads got lost/deleted during previous board/server upgrades.

Yeti

#161
August 18, 2011, 10:59:38 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 18, 2011, 10:33:21 PM
Dear Yeti,

How are babies made?

They need to be Italian on their fathers side and perform a contact hit in order to become "Made".

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

hbionic

#162
August 18, 2011, 11:10:27 PM
Dear Yeti,

Can you tell your wife I said, "Hitler Mustache"? She'll know what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah, tell her to completely shave her cooch too.

Sincerely,

hbionic
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Yeti

#163
August 19, 2011, 12:55:42 AM
Quote from: hbionic on August 18, 2011, 11:10:27 PM
Dear Yeti,

Can you tell your wife I said, "Hitler Mustache"? She'll know what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah, tell her to completely shave her cooch too.

Sincerely,

hbionic

Yes.

As usual your questions are pathetically easy. 
Much like Sassie's mom.

Thanks for the question.

"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Diomedes

#164
August 19, 2011, 06:14:11 PM
Yeti

could you tell us a funny story?

you will be graded.

thanks SO much
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