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[Yeti]

Yeti
Whats the beef between bigfoots and yetis?  Are they the same or different? What do they eat? Do they have sex for pleasure or for just breeding purposes?  I hear they both like farging sheep and what not, true?

Bigfoot and Yetis are different.  Bigfoot is the decendants of retarted people who fled to the woods in the early ages.  Yetis are people who fled to the woods to grow bud.  Yetis have a lot of sex for pleasure.  Bigfoot I think not so much.  Neither like sheep. 

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[Yeti]

Yeti, if you could be raped by a drunken, unemployed Clown or a dude wearing a lobster suit and headphones dancing around in front of a seafood restaurant holding a big farging arrow pointing towards the restaurant as if by dancing and moving the arrow back and forth is somehow going to spark my appetite AND make me want seafood AND make me want seafood at that overpriced, small servings piece of shtein restaurant, no thank you, which would it be?

I chose neither but as always I am amused by your questions / fantasys.

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[Yeti]

Who invaded Spain in the Eighth Century?

The Moors.  There is a small fee for helping with your homework.  I'll send a bill.

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[Yeti]

How many words in English can you make out of the letters Y, E, T and I?

7

29 in all languages

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[Yeti]

NGM called himself Little Miss Muffin Ass awhile ago, and I seem to be the only one who remembers.  That was some funny shtein.  Why didn't that nickname stick?  More broadly, what makes a nickname stick?

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Good question.   Most times nicknames are given out by friends.  Usually the best ones deal with a physical characteristic.  If it gets a laugh and the nicknamee doesn't start swinging, it tends to stick.  I think that answers both questions.

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[Yeti]

When did you lose your gag reflex?

Also, I've got a question about Spanish names on tax returns ...

I didn't.  I have three gag reflexs but seldom use them.  Not much gets past my teeth.

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[Yeti]

who are you?

I am many things.  I am not, however, Ron Mexico.

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[Wingspan]

where did i put my sneakers?

[Yeti]

where did i put my sneakers?

Just a guess, check the balcony.

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[Wingspan]

where did i put my sneakers?

Just a guess, check the balcony.

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i dont have a balcony.

you took my sneakers, DIDN'T YOU!?

[SD_Eagle5]

Who invaded Spain in the Eighth Century?

The Moors.  There is a small fee for helping with your homework.  I'll send a bill.

Thanks for the question.

Oh no - I'm so sorry, it's the Moops. The correct answer is the Moops.

[Yeti]

where did i put my sneakers?

Just a guess, check the balcony.

Thanks for the question.

i dont have a balcony.

you took my sneakers, DIDN'T YOU!?

No.

Thanks for the question.

[Yeti]

Who invaded Spain in the Eighth Century?

The Moors.  There is a small fee for helping with your homework.  I'll send a bill.

Thanks for the question.

Oh no - I'm so sorry, it's the Moops. The correct answer is the Moops.

So sorry.  I'll waive my fee.

[Wingspan]

seeing that you sideswipe all of your answers. will you actually answer any of these questions?

[Yeti]

seeing that you sideswipe all of your answers. will you actually answer any of these questions?

The name of this thread is Ask Yeti, not confuse or provoke Yeti.  Yes I will answer any questions to the best of my ability.  No I do not have your sneakers.

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