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April 06, 2005, 04:29:53 PM Last Edit: August 30, 2011, 10:01:06 PM by Yeti
The board is slow since Murp and PG left.  I will try to pick up the slack a little.  That's the kind of team player I am.  Hbionic tryed this a while ago and got roasted.  I admired his courage.  Today is my turn.  Ask me anything.  Fire away.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Wingspan

#1
April 06, 2005, 04:33:51 PM
Why do websites seem to become no use at all as soon as they are bookmarked?
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hbionic

#2
April 06, 2005, 04:35:58 PM
If the only choice after death was to go into the afterlife, but to do this, you had to choose a pill from either God or Satan, ...and with the choice of pills, they either made you lose your man cherry to KoRn or lose your gag reflex to Sarge...which would you choose? And, would you be bothered that God and Satan would be laughing their asses off for giving you such a farged up choice?
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Yeti

#3
April 06, 2005, 04:36:01 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on April 06, 2005, 04:33:51 PM
Why do websites seem to become no use at all as soon as they are bookmarked?

It's a conspiracy by "the man".

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

NGM

#4
April 06, 2005, 04:43:05 PM
Yeti,
      How do I get Jessica Biel to love me?  She apparently likes playing keep away...you know restraining order and all.  Thanks for the help
                                           New Green Monster
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Yeti

#5
April 06, 2005, 04:44:50 PM Last Edit: April 06, 2005, 04:49:17 PM by Yeti
Quote from: hbionic on April 06, 2005, 04:35:58 PM
If the only choice after death was to go into the afterlife, but to do this, you had to choose a pill from either God or Satan, ...and with the choice of pills, they either made you lose your man cherry to KoRn or lose your gag reflex to Sarge...which would you choose? And, would you be bothered that God and Satan would be laughing their asses off for giving you such a farged up choice?

An interesting question.  Being the rebel that I am I would sell my soul to the devil in trade for you to take my place in both scenarios.

Thanks for the question.




"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

hbionic

#6
April 06, 2005, 04:45:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2005, 04:44:50 PM
Quote from: hbionic on April 06, 2005, 04:35:58 PM
If the only choice after death was to go into the afterlife, but to do this, you had to choose a pill from either God or Satan, ...and with the choice of pills, they either made you lose your man cherry to KoRn or lose your gag reflex to Sarge...which would you choose? And, would you be bothered that God and Satan would be laughing their asses off for giving you such a farged up choice?

An interesting question.  Being the rebel that I am I would sell my soul to the devil in trade for you to take my place in both scenarios.

Thanks for the question.




Thanks for the question.

See....it's not as easy as it looks but I applaud you finding the loophole! :evil
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Yeti

#7
April 06, 2005, 04:48:14 PM
Quote from: NGM on April 06, 2005, 04:43:05 PM
Yeti,
      How do I get Jessica Biel to love me?  She apparently likes playing keep away...you know restraining order and all.  Thanks for the help
                                           New Green Monster

Be aloof.  Chicks dig a guy who acts like he could care less.  And play the waiting game with Jessica.  In 20 years she will be a washed up actress with a drinking problem.  If you have a warm place to sleep and a bottle of Jack Daniels she will be all yours.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

MDS

#8
April 06, 2005, 05:05:44 PM
Can you give me the midget supermarket cashier's phone number?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

mussa

#9
April 06, 2005, 05:17:13 PM
Can I get your wifes cellphone number?
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Yeti

#10
April 06, 2005, 05:26:19 PM
Quote from: MDS on April 06, 2005, 05:05:44 PM
Can you give me the midget supermarket cashier's phone number?

I do not have her number so I can't give you something I don't have.  I can, however, give you a picture of a girl who looks a lot like her.

Enjoy

Thanks for the question.

"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

hbionic

#11
April 06, 2005, 05:27:42 PM
lmfao :-D :-D :-D
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Yeti

#12
April 06, 2005, 05:27:48 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 06, 2005, 05:17:13 PM
Can I get your wifes cellphone number?

Yeah, like you don't have that already.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Father Demon

#13
April 06, 2005, 05:51:54 PM
MURP and Mrs. MURP seem to be on line a lot more than I expected these last several days.  Shouldn't they be off consumating somewhere?
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Yeti

#14
April 06, 2005, 06:00:28 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on April 06, 2005, 05:51:54 PM
MURP and Mrs. MURP seem to be on line a lot more than I expected these last several days.  Shouldn't they be off consumating somewhere?

A honeymoon is just another vacation if you ask me.  I would assume the kids have wireless capabilitys and are spending some of their "vacation time" keeping in touch with their Eagles Fans friends.  GO EAGLES!



Thanks for the question
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic
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