Grouphug

[Quasimoto]

   

sometimes a get an erection while im on a bus 2-5 minutes before my stop, it always goes ROCK HARD and a feel as if i should just get up and poke the person next to me in the face whith it. Also once i cummed in a letter and sent it to a random person.

[Feva]

I'm a 23 year old grad student in film. I've got tons of friends and people generally like me. I've only had two girlfriends in my life. I'm single now and feeling lonely. The only things I want to do are make a movie, meet a nice girl, and do a rail of coke and then beat a newborn baby seal. I'm healthy, right...

[Rome]

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I think i'd make a great hitman.

I'm methodical and think laterally.

I'd even get a tattoo of a barcode on the back of my head if it helped.


I play too many videogames

[Quasimoto]

i like to stick my meatcicle in fans but just to tease the tip of my meatcicle. I really enjoy putting my meatcicle in donuts, ecpecially boston cream donuts. Then i like to call my best friend and make chicken noises to his mom. When his mom says i know who this is, i call her a donut boy farger.

[rjs246]

Whenever I fart near people, I think to myself "yeah, you f****rs, smell my fart"

[Rome]

My dad is a member of Al-Quaida, living in the USA, and I can't turn him in even though I think some of the things he believes are horrible.

[SD_Eagle5]

My dad is a member of Al-Quaida, living in the USA, and I can't turn him in even though I think some of the things he believes are horrible.

You know damn well that's being investigated

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Whenever I fart near people, I think to myself "yeah, you f****rs, smell my fart"

You shouldn't be allowed to post your own grouphug comments.

[General_Failure]

How else is he going to bump this thread every few months?

[rjs246]

Sometimes I just gotta be sneaky about my issues.

[rjs246]

Worth posting in two threads...

I am a bald patent attorney in the DC area. Although I am married, I am constantly having gay sexual trysts with nameless faceless strangers that I pick up in gay bars. I love it when several men run a train on me! I am really into giving oral and receiving anal. Of course my wife doesnt know, but I am just not attracted to her or any woman really. I only married her so people wouldnt think I am gay. One other thing: I tell everyone that I am a taterskins fan, but deep down, I love the Dallas Cowboys

[mussa]

 

[phattymatty]

i think i know that guy.

[Dillen]

I'm gay and have serious issues. I have had a boyfriend for several years and we had finally planned to be married this fall. The thing is, i dress in drag and he thought i was a woman. I get off at the through of others in pain so i planned my move for the honeymoon. After we were married we were off to las vegas, since he grew up in a family that preached abstinence this would be his first time. He was so excited until he found out i had a huge penis. I laughed my ass off and got a divorce later that month.

Sometimes I think the only thing that prevents me from killing myself is my laziness.

[rjs246]

my roomates always use my hand towel in the bathroom. so i wiped my butt with it after i took a shower. now they wipe their faces with my butt.