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Started by rjs246, November 11, 2005, 04:04:54 PM

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hbionic

Quote from: mussa on October 10, 2007, 07:53:21 PM
QuoteI jammed my finger in my ass the other day and i got a boner. So i wanked at the same time. Being gay cant be that bad.

chuggie?



It's called 'pointing at yourself'.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Sgt PSN

That explains why your hands are darker than the rest of you. 

rjs246

Quotei just recently sharted, it sucked
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

Quoteive been hooking up with a girl for a while. i like hooking up with her, but she only lets me farg her in the ass. i think im gonna break it off.

Um, what's the problem here?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

i think he means his dick, he's going to break his dick off...in her ass
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: rjs246 on October 11, 2007, 11:10:48 AM
Quoteive been hooking up with a girl for a while. i like hooking up with her, but she only lets me farg her in the ass. i think im gonna break it off.

Um, what's the problem here?
Gimmie that girls #
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

I dated a chick like that in college..she thought it meant she was still a virgin. 

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Zanshin

Quote from: Diomedes on October 11, 2007, 11:16:36 AM
I dated a chick like that in college..she thought it meant she was still a virgin. 



I knew a couple of girls like that.  Sooooo hilarious.

Diomedes

The only time in life you can burst a chick's bubble without bursting her bubble.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

mussa

i always get the angry dolphin
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rjs246

QuoteI'm the guy who busts down the stall doors in mens bathrooms.

I can't shtein in a perfect square.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#326
Quotei once farged a wild panda bear when i went to china

Quote"..Eddy.

your a loser

Jade"

Jade, you stupid farger, it's "you're." As in, YOU ARE a farging loser for misusing a possessive noun as a verb.

^ I confess that stupid people like Jade piss me off to no end. You have no business insulting someone in a language you can't even use correctly. Go back to grade school or die, I'll cheer either way.

QuoteI think Hansel is so hot right now

QuoteSometimes, when I poop, I think about stuffing it back up there.

Alaskan pipeline?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

reese125

QuoteIs it wrong I taught my dog how to masturbate?

I am so alone

Sgt PSN

QuoteI dumped my ex boyfriend because I didn't like his attitudes about sex. However, if I could farg just one person right now, dear God, it would be him.

Sgt PSN

QuoteI have been told that I forced my female cousin to kiss me when I was a little girl.


I dont remeber it in the slightest bit.
I dont remeber a lot of things about my past.