Grouphug

[rjs246]

I woke up one morning and discovered I somehow had "messed" myself, I mean I shtein myself. This had NEVER happened before, but I didn't clean everything up right away either, because it felt good. I went back to sleep and when I woke up everything was encrusted and when I took a shower the warm water reactivated the smell and I passed out. When I woke up I realized I had hit my head and was bleeding quite a bit, and the shower was still running and everything. Eventually I went to the hospital and they had to shave the area and give me stitches. Although, I almost wouldn't have changed a thing, that feeling was incredible. If only it hadn't stunk so badly washing up.

[Sgt PSN]

I am ugly, I am overweight, I am 18, and I have acne. I am never going to get a boyfriend. I had my first kiss last night from a guy... but he's gay. Go. Me.

[Sgt PSN]

Today's a good day for grouphug.  This might be my favorite ever. 

Ok, I couldnt help it, it was so tempting. I mean you'd do it too if you could. When she came to me, she aked me for a favor, I just thought I would help her out...I five starred her in her vagina.

[rjs246]

I keep watching "School of Rock" and having sexual fantasies about the little girl who plays the bassist Katie. She's so pretty, and has such a hot look on her face, like she could rock your farging world, even though she's only like 10. The girl who plays Summer is cute too...I'd definitely molest her if given half a chance, but Katie is the kind of girl you'd kidnap and chain in your basement. I know it's perverted, but my first sexual experience was with a 10 year old cousin when I was 17. She was experienced even then, she was the best, and I always seek to recapture that.

Not that I ever have.

Except for the one girl that time. And she was 14, and already a super-slut.

[Wingspan]

Today's a good day for grouphug.  This might be my favorite ever. 

Ok, I couldnt help it, it was so tempting. I mean you'd do it too if you could. When she came to me, she aked me for a favor, I just thought I would help her out...I five starred her in her vagina.

I don't know what that means...but it's got to be funny.

[rjs246]

When I was a senior in highschool, I dated this freshman and she was really hot.
One time when we were having sex, she said if I wanted to I could stick it in her ass.

Well, I did and she screamed and started crying. I pulled out and that was the last time I have ever tried anal sex. It was scary.

[Sgt PSN]

i've slept with more guys than you think:
c
b
k
a
n
p
and i've messed around with:
m
a

it's all in the past, but i'll never tell you because we are getting married and no one wants to marry a slut.
ps - one of those was your own brother, and his dick is bigger than yours. i'm sorry

[rjs246]

My adopted brother James has a REALLY fat ass. When he dies, I wanna get it stuffed and hang it on my wall.

[rjs246]

I was riding a friend's bike on the journey home, which is like 20 minutes, and its saddle was really hard and painful to sit on. Long story short, after checking in the mirror i can confirm i have a blister right next to my anus.

Thanks for listening!

[Seabiscuit36]

That one about the School of rock was scary

[Sgt PSN]

i once rolled a joint with a page i ripped out of the bible

[Sgt PSN]

I really have nothing to do today but read and post grouphug confessions.  In fact, I've already found a new all time favorite. 

Everytime I'm away on business and staying in hotels, I bring porn mags with me. That's not the confession. The confession is that I tear pages out and hide them in the Gideon bibles placed in the bed side drawer. I like to think I'm giving people the inspiration they're looking for.

[mussa]

I woke up one morning and discovered I somehow had "messed" myself, I mean I shtein myself. This had NEVER happened before, but I didn't clean everything up right away either, because it felt good. I went back to sleep and when I woke up everything was encrusted and when I took a shower the warm water reactivated the smell and I passed out. When I woke up I realized I had hit my head and was bleeding quite a bit, and the shower was still running and everything. Eventually I went to the hospital and they had to shave the area and give me stitches. Although, I almost wouldn't have changed a thing, that feeling was incredible. If only it hadn't stunk so badly washing up.

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[Seabiscuit36]

i once rolled a joint with a page i ripped out of the bible

I think almost every pothead who went to Catholic HS did that

[rjs246]

i have small teeth. my eyes are the same color as my skin. i have 7 and a half toes. i teach drivers ed and i feel that my students do not respect me because of this.