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Started by rjs246, November 11, 2005, 04:04:54 PM

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rjs246

#300
February 23, 2007, 01:27:42 PM
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I did something bad :(
I accidently ejaculated on my cat then managed to shoot it 4 times and kill it, I then tried to bury the cat but ended up ejaculating on it again. I left it downstairs and run upstairs, where I've lived ever since. 6 years now.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#301
April 30, 2007, 04:13:48 PM

MDS

#302
April 30, 2007, 07:12:19 PM
Quotei fail at everything i try to accomplish. school, losing weight, making friends, keeping a job.

sometimes i really wish i would've gone through with suicide when i was ten, instead of chickening out.

QuoteI put my penis in a Goldfish's bowl once.

QuoteI'm not racist but everytime I see a black person I say stillupfront in my head and laugh to myself..I don't understand

Quotechinese democracy starts now
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#303
May 25, 2007, 04:59:10 PM Last Edit: May 25, 2007, 05:03:36 PM by rjs246
QuoteMy old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#304
May 25, 2007, 05:01:35 PM
QuoteI am about to go tomy uncle's birthday dinner, And i just cummed on my shirt.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#305
May 25, 2007, 05:05:09 PM
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I get anal tears from my oversized poos
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Wingspan

#306
May 25, 2007, 05:57:57 PM
Quoteyesterday, all my troubles were so far away

why she had to go, I don't know
she wouldn't say :(

:-D
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Diomedes

#307
May 25, 2007, 07:40:43 PM
this thread is top five worst evAr
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MDS

#308
May 25, 2007, 07:52:06 PM
You're a boring old man. Shut up.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#309
May 25, 2007, 07:57:55 PM
Dio just can't come to terms with his inner voyeur.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#310
May 25, 2007, 07:58:56 PM
QuoteI am asian yet my hair isn't cool.
What gives?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#311
May 25, 2007, 08:03:06 PM
QuoteI shave my pubic hairs and eat them.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#312
October 10, 2007, 05:46:44 PM
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one time i wanted a chicken parm sub so badly that I cried
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#313
October 10, 2007, 05:47:37 PM
QuoteOne time I punched a homeless guy in the face and told him I'd do it again it he didn't give me a blowjob. I came in his eyes too. I'm sorry for that.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

#314
October 10, 2007, 07:53:21 PM
QuoteI jammed my finger in my ass the other day and i got a boner. So i wanked at the same time. Being gay cant be that bad.

chuggie?

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