Grouphug

[rjs246]

Not a real group hug, hippies.

sometimes i think abut how beautiful lena really is. she's apples. when i see apples i become aroused, because it makes me think of lena, and how they call her apple. i sometimes have to excuse myself quite frequently as i work in a fruit store. when i'm doing the apple stock-take, i feel close to orgasm. i might leave my job if it gets worse.

[MURP]

that place never gets old. 

[Wingspan]

someone posted this a long time ago...i coulda sworn it was you

[rjs246]

A bunch of them were posted in the collection of best links, not sure if I ever started a whole thread dedicated to grouphug. If I didn't I should have. It's thread worthy.

[Wingspan]

HA!

this may be a  first....a repeat post by the same poster

[stillupfront]

940596710  I'm gay but act totally straight. The irony is that I despise the homosexual lifestyle because of the way I was raised. I'm a conservative, straight-laced, southern, Republican college student. I despise the idea of living with a man however, especially a flaming homosexual.

Sarge??

[SunMo]

I masturbate to shemales.

[rjs246]

I've called in sick for the past three days because I have a stronger desire to drink than to deal with that shtein. I've been on a bender and I'm not ashamed. I go back tomorrow and can't wait to lie and said I had the flu. farg you all, idiots!

sometimes i like to get lots of toilet paper to catch my turds
before they hit the water. then i can give them a good examine.

Whoa.

I really really want to cum on a girls face.

Any girl really, but prefferably one with glasses.

You know, for eye protection.

[SunMo]

After my 17 cousin taught me about sexual intercourse when I was 14, I started grinding on her 12 year old sister. By the time I was 17, her sister and I were grinding on one another naked. It was one of the most fun times I ever had.

i call shenanigans

[Wingspan]

My girlfriend just broke up with me and I think all of the reasons why she broke up with me made perfect sense. I don't care about the relationship, I can't hold a steady job, I don't know the meaning of hard work, and I am as dumb as a door knob. Im sorry that she wasted her time on a worthless sack of crap like me.

[rjs246]

my mates mum is so hot i call at his place even if hes not there .i talk to his mum then i ask to go to the toilet and wank over her she has such big tits anyway the other day im in his toilet wanking when the door comes open and his mum is standing there and is freaked out by catching me wanking but i loved it and i have wanked 20 times a day since she caught me farging brilliant

Ha.

[SunMo]

WEll, i was at work the other day and, i masturbated furiously in the coffee pot because there is this one guy i like at work (i'm a guy) and i want him to taste my cum, does this mean i am gay?

I let my dog eat me out.. I regret it but it felt so nice. Sometimes I have to fight urges to do it again.

My girlfriend wouldn't stop snoring so i fingered her to see if it would make her stop.

It didn't.

[rjs246]

We were discussing tornadoes in school one day. The teacher asked the class if anyone knew the ingredients needed for a tornado to form. Being a smartass, I replied that it took the right combination of cool air, high pressure front, and trailer park chock full of losers. My crack was met with raucous laughter. 2 people were not laughing, and they were the brother and sister who were new to our school and lived in the town trailer park. I am why poor people hate the moneyed.

i love the word asshat.
it makes me overly happy.

i never farged my cousin goddamnit! we were just kids. so farg you phil.

[SunMo]

i'm going to confess that I love RJS for posting this site

[rjs246]

it turns me on a little bit to sort of rub my pets' genitalia while i am petting them and see that they like it.