Grouphug

[General_Failure]

That farger wrote the endings for the Halo and Half-Life sequels.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Reading some of these will really cheer an Eagles fan up after last night's debacle.

[henchmanUK]

I wish attractive women would rape me. It'd be a helluva lot easier than dating.

[rjs246]

I farged the bosses secretary in a patient exam room on the examination table.

She smelled bad.

[rjs246]

you know when you do a turd too big to fit down the toilet and it wont flush? and you know when you do a turd and it floats and wont flush? well i just did a turd that forfills both of those. the farger is way to big to fit down the hole AND it's floating. its gonna have to sit there and get soggy for a bit cause after 4 flushes it's still there

[rjs246]

I'm supposed to start med school and even though I know I'll get to see people naked, it's going to blow.

I think what I'm supposed to do is live in my parents' basement, trying not to masturbate.

[rjs246]

I'm kind of heartless and don't really cry at anything, even bereavements. However, whilst watching the end of Ice Age, on a plane - having not slept for a couple of days - there was a tear in my eye.

I'm not even sure why this made me laugh. But it did.

[rjs246]

I am a moderator on IGN. I have ALOT of posts on the boards there. Everyone think i'm a female but im actually not. I first started the name as a joke but people believed i was a girl and then I was eventually modded. I'm so lame.

HA! I farging KNEW it! Dudes pretending to be chick online. I've been trumpeting this for years. SheEagle! PG! The gig is up!

[Sgt PSN]

And Murp still doesn't know the truth yet.  Or..............maybe he does.   

[Tomahawk]

I invited the girl who lived with her parents next door to me out and after a couple of dates, got into her pants.

I managed to convince her that we shouldn't "go out" with each other even though she was desperate to class me as her boyfriend.

It was the most fantastic set up. I would text her when I had the horn (usually after a session in the pub) and she would come round for sex, then go back next door leaving me to sleep in peace. This went on for a few months

I have now moved to a different house (less than a mile away)and I just stopped contacting her. I keep seeing her and her parents around town and do my best to pretend i havent seem them.

I try to justify treating her like shtein because she wouldn't suck me off.

If that's not a good enough reason, then one doesn't exist.

[JTrotter Fan]

I am a moderator on IGN. I have ALOT of posts on the boards there. Everyone think i'm a female but im actually not. I first started the name as a joke but people believed i was a girl and then I was eventually modded. I'm so lame.

HA! I farging KNEW it! Dudes pretending to be chick online. I've been trumpeting this for years. SheEagle! PG! The gig is up!

I think you are secretly Stewie from Family Guy.

[hbionic]

I think you are secretly Stewie from Family Guy.

I think Dio fits that mold alot better.

[WEST is GOD]

i told my little brother that there was no such thing as santa claus. he cried a lot. i pretended i was sorry, but really it makes me laugh. i hate that spoiled little punk. i'm going to tell him there is no such thing as god.

wow 

[WEST is GOD]

ok ones

i have spent the last hour reading confessions on this website. I should be working on a paper that was due today but i'm don't care anymore. I decided that i'm going to drop out of college and make a living out of smoking pot and drinking my self to sleep every night. i hate college.

i had sex with my boyfriend just one day after meeting him. i felt like such a slut. i couldn't stop crying, but yet i still do it. but my boyfriend doesn't know that i am pregnant. i haven't told him, but he's going to start noticing my pregnancy. i feel like i wanna die. that's my confession... i just had to let it out

So I was masturbating in the computer room and I thought nobody was home so I didn't have to worry about that.

I realized that I couldn't masturbate where I was because it was daylight and there were no blinds on the window, my neighbors could see right in, so I full screened the porn and stood up by the door, where you couldn't see from the window.


Anyway I was just about to jizz and my little brother walked in and I stared at him and both our mouths were open from shock of seeing the other and I jizzed right in his mouth.

i've tried to get a firearm to kill myself since i was 12.
all the useless fargs i knew wouldn't help me. i didn't tell anyone i wanted to die.
it was ok for them to rob me & force me to perform sexual acts on them, but they wouldn't help me leave this world.
i was happy when i turned 18, because i thought i could finally blow myself to infinity.. and then i found out that the legal age in our state is 21.
i don't want to jump off a building, because i could end up deformed.
i'm almost 20 now. that time is almost here.

I told a girl I met at school how I felt about her online tonight. She told me that she isn't dating and doesn't do anything with people she talks to online. She said it was a compliment, but I don't believe her. I love how I can always screw something up when I don't mean to. I am a total farg up, and I hate the fact that I will end up dying cold and alone. Everyday of my life is worse than the last. Girls never recognise me, or think im attractive. I end up sitting in my dorm room and listening to music, contimplating on my existence in this world. I wish I could just leave this place and move somewhere no one I know would bug me. I need to leave America. Americans are nothing but a bunch of self-centered, egotistical iceholes that only care about there personal gains. I just want to leave these iceholes behind.

....And yes, I am an American.

Bipolar?

i like to jack off at one of the person's avatar in a forum

an hbionic?

I have this lump on my stomach and I dont want to go to the doctors about it. Its seems to have got bigger but it doesnt hurt.

I really dont like pakies. They smell and take money from our goverment to support there families.

I used to like ot hook up with random women and still like to go out and meet women and get them to give me blow jobs and I dont even feel bad not telling them about my genital warts

[rjs246]

Dear WEST_is_GOD,

Please stop posting in my threads.

Thank you,

rjs246