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[SunMo]

I once peed on my girlfriend when she was sleeping for no reason. When she woke up, she thought she had peed the bed.

good times

[rjs246]

Along that same vein...

i peed in ryan's butt. im not sorry and i sang while i did it

[SunMo]

i told my little brother that there was no such thing as santa claus. he cried a lot. i pretended i was sorry, but really it makes me laugh. i hate that spoiled little punk. i'm going to tell him there is no such thing as god.

[rjs246]

I listen to porn movies in my headphones while my roommate is across the room oblivious. He is such a christian moron, and he never leaves the room for me to masturbate. I want to punch him in the face everytime he laughs watching anime....yeah keep laughing you ignorant douchebag.

Before sex one time, my girlfriend was trying to be sexy and decided to take some butter and melt it to put it all over me. I thought it would be nice and romantic but as soon as she put the butter near my meatcicle...and actually melted the butter onto it. I sorda punched her in the face near her nose. Now shes in the hospital for 4 months wit ha broken eye socket and a bruised cornea.

[rjs246]

People always be stabbing me and telling me to get away from their kids.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I listen to porn movies in my headphones while my roommate is across the room oblivious. He is such a christian moron, and he never leaves the room for me to masturbate. I want to punch him in the face everytime he laughs watching anime....yeah keep laughing you ignorant douchebag.

roommate = NB?

[SunMo]

I have HIV and I have sex with people who don't know this.

good people

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I have teh "ninja" and I have sex with people who don't know this.

good people

Fixed.

[Wingspan]

One time my sister and I skipped school and hid up in our attic. We both had to poop really bad, so we found an old plastic bag and did "our business" in the bag. We then threw the bag out the attic window onto the roof of our neighbor's house. It's still there.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm 25. A few nights ago me and my friend spitroasted a 50 year old woman. He was in her mouth. I was in her ass. We didn't wear condoms. I stole her panties. They were black lacy French knickers. I sniff them when I jerk off.

[Wingspan]

I kicked my bestfriend in the balls while he was sleeping on the floor when he was passed out drunk. I kicked so hard. Right after I kicked hime I ran to my room and pretended that I was asleep. He did not know who did it since there were a bunch of people there. He still does not know that it was me. One of his testicles was ruined. When ever I need a laugh I just think of that and I laugh so hard. I am laughing now. I am a fleshpop! But I just dot care. I like a good laugh.

this has to be rjs

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm staying at my best friend's house for the summer. Eventhough I've known her for 10 years, I think she is getting crazier and crazier every year. She ironed cotton tshirts for 4 hours today. For no reason. She is annoying me. I love her, but, I think I might punch her in the neck.

This could be rjs also.

[hbionic]

I'm 25. A few nights ago me and my friend spitroasted a 50 year old woman. He was in her mouth. I was in her ass. We didn't wear condoms. I stole her panties. They were black lacy French knickers. I sniff them when I jerk off.

Now, I can't be the only one who found that arousing.

[MURP]

is there any confession that couldnt be RJS?  hmmmmmm

[Wingspan]

is there any confession that couldnt be RJS?  hmmmmmm

i am fairly certian this this one isnt him....

I am sick of being the sensitive male type.

but all the rest...absolutley....especially this one:

I'm letting this guy use me for sex because I like him so much