Couch to 5k

[charlie]

i'll be running a 5k this weekend with a 9 month old while the other half runs for time.

[Diomedes]

Cool.  Your kid?

[charlie]

Yep. First time using the jogger stroller though. I plan on rolling over on my own foot more than once.

[General_Failure]

And looking like you stole someone's baby.

[charlie]

or if i am slow enough, looking like i am trying like hell to give one back.

[General_Failure]

Look around in a panic and ask people if they know who the baby belongs to.

[PhillyGirl]

i'll be running a 5k this weekend with a 9 month old while the other half runs for time.

awesome. We have a BOB double jogger. Thing weighs a ton but the only time you feel the weight is when you're pushing it up hill LOL

Good luck!

[Sgt PSN]

I won't win.

We already know that.  But it's not a lack of speed or effort that will keep you out of the winner's circle.  It's just that no matter how fast you run, you'll never be able to reach up and break the tape as you cross the finish line, thus never officially winning.  You can however, come in at a very close 2nd. 

[Munson]

It's the little victories that count, Sarge.

[Diomedes]

Look around in a panic and ask people if they know who the baby belongs to.

Tell the police investigators it was all part of a prank from an extremist website for jerks and losers.

[General_Failure]

Salon.com?

[Diomedes]

The one I'm thinking of is similar, but with shorter runners on average.

[General_Failure]

Saron.com?

[Diomedes]

You think I don't know that's just the Asian address for Salon?

[General_Failure]

If I could have quickly found a smiley with buck teeth and a coolie hat, I'd have used it. Sometimes subtlety isn't the right way to go.