Random Bitching Monologues

[Diomedes]

My old lady, despite initial indications otherwise when we were first together, can't bear loud rock and roll. 


WTF am I doing with this person?  farg

[Father Demon]

farg her in very imaginative way.  Then dump her.

No disrespect intended.

[Diomedes]

farg.  Bitch can't handle half an hour of loud rock and roll without complaining.  I fell for some kind of goddamned church mouse.

[Father Demon]

Happens to the best of us.  When I first started dating my wife, she was a good ol' drinker, just like me.  That lasted until about 2 years into the marriage.  She's not all anti-alcohol, but she does not quite fit-in with me and my group like she used to.

[Geowhizzer]

Happens to the best of us.  When I first started dating my wife, she was a good ol' drinker, just like me.  That lasted until about 2 years into the marriage.  She's not all anti-alcohol, but she does not quite fit-in with me and my group like she used to.

Don't you hate it when women suddenly grow up and get all mature on you? 

[Father Demon]

Stoopid women.

[MadMarchHare]

Well that's rather redundant Demon.

[Geowhizzer]

Two things most of you don't have to worry about:

1.  Mowing on Dec. 23.
2.  Sweating like a pig while doing it.

[General_Failure]

What the hell is with the SUV-sized baby strollers? I see these things on the sidewalks and in the malls. Farging things are four times the size they were when I was a kid. I saw one the other day that was completely enclosed in black fabric. What is it, a hearse? Jesus.

[Diomedes]

Child worship bro, join the fun.

[General_Failure]

They pad them now and put them on giant wheels to go everywhere, but in five years they'll happily buy the little shteins a trampoline and a skateboard, and then not watch them.

[Feva]

What the hell is with the SUV-sized baby strollers? I see these things on the sidewalks and in the malls. Farging things are four times the size they were when I was a kid. I saw one the other day that was completely enclosed in black fabric. What is it, a hearse? Jesus.

L'il Feva was in a tank for about his first 6-8 months.  After that though, we went straight lightweight.  It was hell lugging that thing in and out of the truck every time we had to stop somewhere.  I feel you on that one.

My thing is... why do people leave their kids in strollers until they're 15?  Look dumbass, when you're kid's feet are dragging on the ground and you keep running them over with the front wheels... it's time to make that spoiled mutherfarger get his ass out and walk.  And for God's sake, take the farging pacifier out of his mouth.  He'll be driving next year.

[Diomedes]

I'm sick and tired of hearing how hard it is to be a coach in the NFL, or any other sport for that matter.  The stress, the long hours..waaaaah.

Bill Parcells and all the rest of the perennial "is it worth it" guys can all eat bullets.

[rjs246]

I hate it when unintelligent people don't realize that they are stupid. I know, I know. Everyone thinks that they have something profound to say and there's no convincing people that they are idiots. But I take a great deal of pride in making people feel like iceholes when they can't keep up in a battle of wits. So when I constantly clown someone and they keep coming back with more and more moronic repetative nonsense without simply slinking away like they should, it really gets under my skin.

[rjs246]

Also, people who don't tip well. Cheap farging pricks.