Random Bitching Monologues

[hbionic]

farg that shtein. I would have put the dog to sleep. I don't care if he's a 'puppy'. The only shtein I'll put up with a dog is if it pisses or shteins in the house until trained. If its not a quick learned, I don't care how farging adorably cute the mother farger is, its gone.

[Dillen]

He runs around pretty much as much humanly (canine-ly? No idea.) possible. He pisses off my yellow lab because he is always chewing at him and stuff like that even after they've been running around for an hour.

My yellow lab was 120 pounds. From the amount of time he's had to spend playing with the puppy, he's lost 20 pounds in 3 months. He plays enough.


And once again I was thinking about something else. I thought "kennel" meant like the shelters for dogs when you go on vacation and that shtein, not the cage. Nah...he definitely wouldnt like the cage. Most of the destruction is during the day when no one is home, and I'd rather not have him in a cage the entire day.

bionic....nice to see you're an animal person.

[Wingspan]

In general, I hate kennels and everything about them. The last time I took either dog was to get the puppy neutered and dont plan to go for awhile. I'm sure a few of you saw the post I had near November although you wont probably wont remember. So to answer your question, not really.

The Bitter Apple Spray is a real good idea. Wish that I thought of it sooner. Unfortunately, there's not much to be saved anymore other than another couch. He'll still rip up the ground and everything, but I'll probably buy a bottle.

lol..i think they mean crating your dog in the house....

We have a 10 month old. She's crated when alone. And she's rammy and destructive alot of the time. Howver, as long as you crate from early on, it's not punishment to the dog. And dogs prefer small confined places. It's not considered mean at all.

[Dillen]

And once again I was thinking about something else. I thought "kennel" meant like the shelters for dogs when you go on vacation and that shtein, not the cage.

I'm aware.

[SD_Eagle5]

I've raised 4 dogs, 3 of them had chewing problems when we first got them. The 3 with the problem were fixed within 2 weeks of kenneling. It's a little cruel, but very effective.

[Seabiscuit36]

Crating works for us, but yeah, it stinks at first.  If you leave the doors open its not a punishment but rather the dogs own space. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Our dogs love the crate/kennel.  They hang out together and fall asleep.

[Wingspan]

our dog loves her crate too. she goes in there voluntarily now. she knows it's her space.

we've been putting her in there since we brought her home, and never as a punishment spot.

dogs often love confined small spaces.

[Susquehanna Birder]

We started ours out with the crate. He would actually go into it himself without any prompting. Last winter, though, Mrs. Birder felt bad for him, and started the "let the dog sleep on our bed" thing. The crate ship has definitely sailed, so I put it away.

He still goes onto the pad that used to be in the crate.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm about sick and tired of the cold weather and the goddamn snow/ice bullshtein. It was 80 degrees two days ago. Now I am freezing my balls off again. farg this shtein.

[Drunkmasterflex]

  The thing that sucked though was that last night I decided to put some icy hot on.  I guess when rubbing it on my legs I got too close to my balls, because they burned horribly for about 45 minutes.  I will never do that again.

Lets be honest, you got a little curious and wanted to see what it would feel like.

I wish.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm about sick and tired of the cold weather and the goddamn snow/ice bullshtein. It was 80 degrees two days ago. Now I am freezing my balls off again. farg this shtein.

You moved to Pennsylvania, where you bitch about the weather, from Texas, where you bitch about the inbreds.


You can't have it all, slugger.

[General_Failure]

Unless you move to the mid-south part of PA, right by the border. Then you can have the inbreds and the bad weather!