Random Bitching Monologues

[MURP]

I was at blockbuster waiting in line and the blond bimbo customer in front of me  was debating with the clerk  (only one person working in the entire store) if the Superman movie in the new release section was the New or OLD superman.   holy farg.   

[Sgt PSN]

Sounds like my kind of girl.  You didn't happen to get her # did ya? 

[Susquehanna Birder]

I think he bent her over the counter and gave her the Krypton special.

[Butchers Bill]

I was in Dicks Sporting Goods yesterday because I had a $10 coupon and they had a really good sale on Eagles sweatshirts.  To use the coupon, you had to have one of their "Score Cards".  The bitch in front of me also has this coupon, but gets into an arguement with the cashier dude because she doesn't have her card with her.  Cashier dude is friendly and nice, and repeatedly tells her she can't use the coupon without the Score Card, but if she brings back her receipt they'll credit her the $10 back.

Of course, the bitch wants to talk to a manager, while people in the next line over pay for their shtein and leave while I am standing there in total disbelief.  So finally the manager comes over and tells the bitch the exact same thing the cashier dude already told her.  Bitch gives up and pays for her shtein.  Before she leaves the register I hand the cashier my Score Card and coupon and he says loud enough for the bitch to hear, "Thank you for presenting your Score Card with your coupon...some people just don't get it."

Ha!

[Seabiscuit36]

We have a cafeteria at my work.  I was waiting in line for the ice machine to fill my cup behind this woman who was singing gospel as loud as she could.  Finally when shes moving on out of my way, this crazy looking lady flies in front of me and gets ice i just stood there looking down at her and when she turned aroudn gave her the old "THANKS for Waiting" I really wanted  to punch her in the cvnt

[Rome]

I went to Target yesterday for a few last minute Christmas presents and stuff and decided to pay off the wife's credit card while I was there.  A woman got into a heated argument with the poor clerk behind the counter over something concerning a cash refund.  She paid by credit card and wanted a cash refund instead.  They went back and forth for like five minutes before the bitch gave in and took the credit card refund.

The total amount refunded?  $5




Further proof that human beings are a highly overrated species.

[Sgt PSN]

Regardless of the amount of the refund, that dumb bitch should know that you don't get cash back on a return when the orignal purchase was made by credit card. 

[Wingspan]

i was in a jewelery store yesterday. and by no less than 4 clerks, i was asked to buy an extended warranty. an extended warranty!?

i asked what that covers. they said if it breaks. so i asked "should i expect your stuff to break that easily? maybe i should go to a store that wont break so easily?"

i did not get the warranty.

[Geowhizzer]

Regardless of the amount of the refund, that dumb bitch should know that you don't get cash back on a return when the orignal purchase was made by credit card. 

The weird thing is that several times I've had to return things to Wal-Mart in the past year, and I always get a cash refund, even though I always pay by debit card.  Heck, I don't even care where the refund goes - they don't even ask, just give you the cash.

[Sgt PSN]

Regardless of the amount of the refund, that dumb bitch should know that you don't get cash back on a return when the orignal purchase was made by credit card. 

The weird thing is that several times I've had to return things to Wal-Mart in the past year, and I always get a cash refund, even though I always pay by debit card.  Heck, I don't even care where the refund goes - they don't even ask, just give you the cash.

When you use your debit card, do you run the transaction as a debit or credit?   When I use my check card I always select credit, so if I have to return something I never get cash back.  If the purchase was made as a debit then maybe that's why you get the cash back instead. 

[Rome]

Who makes a special trip back to a store to return a five-dollar item?  The bitch who made the return probably spent more than $5 in gas just getting there.

My point is, people are retards and what this planet could use is a good, old-fashioned pandemic to cleanse the global gene pool.

[Father Demon]

Yeah, but it would have to be a pandemic that only effects stupid people to be effective.

[mpmcgraw]

The guys posting on an internet message board definitely have the best chance of surviving something that threatens the human race.

Definitely. 

[Rome]

Yeah, but it would have to be a pandemic that only effects stupid people to be effective.

Stupid people wouldn't get the vaccine.  The end.

[Geowhizzer]

Regardless of the amount of the refund, that dumb bitch should know that you don't get cash back on a return when the orignal purchase was made by credit card. 

The weird thing is that several times I've had to return things to Wal-Mart in the past year, and I always get a cash refund, even though I always pay by debit card.  Heck, I don't even care where the refund goes - they don't even ask, just give you the cash.

When you use your debit card, do you run the transaction as a debit or credit?   When I use my check card I always select credit, so if I have to return something I never get cash back.  If the purchase was made as a debit then maybe that's why you get the cash back instead. 

Good point.  I do usually use debit.