Random Bitching Monologues

[Sgt PSN]

Good point.

Maybe $2 is too rich for the sticks.  But generally speaking, I think bartenders should be tipped better.

Feel free to stop by the bar I work at any time.  Some nights, especially on nights just before payday I'm lucky to get tips at all. 

[Seabiscuit36]

Its also a whole diff game if your friends w/the bartender, you get free drinks and return the favor when its time to pay the bill 

[ice grillin you]

or if youre going back

theres a few bartenders at my local bar that i cant stand but i hook them up cause i know im the one whos gonna pay in the long run

[Susquehanna Birder]

When I was in A.C. last week, I had some free drink coupons to use in Ceasar's. I got my drinks and gave the guy a buck a drink for a tip (once three bucks for two drinks because it was busy, and he made sure that I was served). He was vocal about saying thank you for the tip. I bet most of the skinflints that get those free drinks don't even think to tip.

[Geowhizzer]

I never tip bartenders. 

[Diomedes]

It takes just as much time for them to pour your milk as my beer, you cheap bastich.

[hbionic]

Like rjs said, Dollar a beer if not, 20% standard for tabs and dinners.

$2 dollars per beer is too much. All they did was pour. Making a drink takes more time/effort. I could pour my own beer if they'd let me. Actually, most times, you could grab a clean or dirty mug, and reach over the counter and pour it myself. If it was a hot bartender chick who flashed her rack at me, then maybe I'd think about $2. But even then...that goes against my principals.

People I can't stand are those that have to 'calculate' 15%. farging cheap bastiches.
Or when you're in a group dinner and the tab comes (and you didn't split the tabs beforehand)...there's always a muther farger putting in EXACTLY what he ordered. farg you!

Also, I can't stand cheap motherfargers who don't buy a round of beers...or are inconsiderate in the fact that someone else just bought you a beer/drink and you don't even offer....the least you can do is keep tabs on his drink and offer to get him the next beer once he's almost done. If you are this person you deserve to get raped by elephants.

[Wingspan]

$2 dollars per beer is too much. All they did was pour. Making a drink takes more time/effort. I could pour my own beer if they'd let me. Actually, most times, you could grab a clean or dirty mug, and reach over the counter and pour it myself. If it was a hot bartender chick who flashed her rack at me, then maybe I'd think about $2. But even then...that goes against my principals.

besides that, if it's bottled...why would i give a guy $2 for popping a cap off the bottle?

[Diomedes]

You'd give that because life ain't cheap and bartenders live on tips.  Because it's a good idea to be generous to the person feeding you the vital fluid. 

And as we've discussed already, because NYC is mad expensive.

[ice grillin you]

bartenders dont work for the money tho...they work because they think it makes them cool and better than you and to get snatchola from drunk girls...try for just five minutes to not be a total a-hole and maybe ill cake you off a little...but until then get me my drinks and get them without calling me chief...man or boss

[hbionic]

I wouldn't mind tipping $2 at all...if they didn't charge $10 at the door, just to get in to buy their refreshing libations!

Nothing pisses me off more than cover charges. Cheap mother fargers!

[Diomedes]

vigy, you be drinking at the wrong joints

chuggie...I NEVER pay a cover.  why do you?

[hbionic]

Neither do I, which is why my girfriend thinks I'm cheap. I just don't go in. I go to the real(free) places to hang out. I don't like being charged for the privilege of buying a beer at their establishment. There's zesty music anywhere, there's ugly drunk whores everywhere. Am I supposed to be impressed because you've got some horny asian chick flirting with the bald headed thug (aka bounce) and your bar's/club's name is in neon? farg you!

I ban paying cover charges.

[hbionic]

. Am I supposed to be impressed because you've got some horny asian chick flirting with the bald headed thug (aka bounce) and your bar's/club's name is in neon? farg you!

Check that, I don't go to clubs.

[Wingspan]

And as we've discussed already, because NYC is mad expensive.

Someone deciding to live in NYC is not my problem to deal with. They will take my $1 and like it.