the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

The Maryland MVA is the worst. Plan on a 45 minute stay, or longer, whenever you walk in the place.

Yeah, not my experience.  Maryland MVA>>>Emergency room.

[ice grillin you]

immigrant md contractors >>>>> elder MA md contractors

[Rome]

How many shots could Dio do with us before he busted out the bubble gum Coke to make it the best tailgate ever?

[ice grillin you]

dio would urinate in our drinks before he ever did a shot with us....hed be brooding in the corner of the bar sipping on some awful scotch that he claimed none of us understood

[Rome]

IN

[General_Failure]

dio would urinate in our drinks before he ever did a shot with us....hed be brooding in the corner of the bar sipping on some awful scotch that he claimed none of us understood

I've seen Dio tailgate. I've seen T-hawk tailgate. I've seen most of the FanSince tribe tailgate. I've never seen you tailgate. Perhaps you're the hipster.

I even saw Sa-farging-toshi tailgate!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

How can you not have seen IGY tailgate?

[Sgt PSN]

Satoshi was real? 

[Diomedes]

I can confirm that.

[Sgt PSN]

Did you guys run errands together? 

[Diomedes]

A dame doesn't kiss and tell, sir.

[Sgt PSN]

Bloomsburg Fair starts today and I'm about ready to get a week's worth of entertainment, MA style. 

Today - Figure 8 Derby
Monday - Free fair admission for vets, going to try and gain at least 10lbs on fatty fair food. 
Friday - Jeff Dunham (Yeah, ventriloquists are awful and creepy and generally unfunny but this dude makes me laugh.  I just hope he's got some new jokes.)
Saturday - Demolition Derby

And the Monday after that, I'm going to visit family in Tennessee for a week.  I'm going to be surrounded by so many rednecks and hillbillies for the next 2 weeks, there's a strong possibility I come back ready to vote for Romney.     

[ice grillin you]

be sure to let them all know that mitt romney hates them

[hbionic]

A dame doesn't kiss and tell, sir.

But you're a dirty whore.

[Tomahawk]

Steamed spinach doesn't taste bad at all, but the texture makes it a step away from unpalatable. Must eat it with crunchier veggies to prevent gagging. Garbanzo loaf=delicious