the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Dillen]

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[SD]

Someone sent our office a suspicious letter with a "white powdery substance" in it this morning.

The entire headquarters has been evacuated and the HAZMAT team is on-site conducting tests.

I see you got the package I sent

[SD]

any of you dummies ever try "da bomb final answer" hot sauce? holy farging shtein, ive never been in so much pain from a sauce before..i put one drop on a potato chip and was in crazy pain for 20 mins..my buddy I work with was dry heaving for a while.

That shtein ain't no joke. Dipped a toothpick in it to see how hot it was and my mouth was on fire the rest of the night.

[MMH]

any of you dummies ever try "da bomb final answer" hot sauce? holy farging shtein, ive never been in so much pain from a sauce before..i put one drop on a potato chip and was in crazy pain for 20 mins..my buddy I work with was dry heaving for a while.

That shtein ain't no joke. Dipped a toothpick in it to see how hot it was and my mouth was on fire the rest of the night.

I went to a place called the Flying Burrito in Chapel Hill back in the early 90s.  They had the Ultimate Burrito on the menu, the hottest burrito in America, so I ordered it.  The waitress said "Are you sure?"  That should've been a clue.  It was a beef and habanero burrito with refried beans, coated in about 1/2" of chili powder.  After about half of that, my body stopped hurting and just became numb.  But here's some pharmacology for ya:  capsaicins, the stuff in peppers that make them hot, aren't absorbed from the GI.  I spent the next day at work pissing napalm from my ass.

Moral of the story, when a waiter or waitress calls you out, don't be the tough guy.

[General_Failure]

http://www.google.co.jp/ - go there and press play on the logo.

[SD]

I've been on a 3 day bender at cannstatter which is this Labor Day German beer festival off Academy Road. My parents told me my Grandparents used to go there 50 years ago so shteins been around forever. Holy shtein what a good time. Food and beer is farging great. Pulled a ton of ass there too.

[Munson]

Some guys at the bar didn't pay their tabs, then threw bottles at the bartender when he went outside to confront them. Then screamed stillupfront and spook at the black manager who also went outside, so the manager knocked one of the kids the farg out. The bartender was pissed too, kicked in the car door of the group.

One of the other kids was still screaming spook after his boy got knocked out, and he's lucky the bouncer (huge black dude) didn't rip his head off.


Gotta love the boothwyn/chichester area

[SD]

How much you wanna bet they vote Republican?

[Munson]

My friend that was with me told me he went to high school with them. Private, rich catholic school. And racists on top of that? No doubt they vote Republican

[Diomedes]

more likely they don't vote at all

[shorebird]

My friend that was with me told me he went to high school with them. Private, rich catholic school. And racists on top of that? No doubt they vote Republican

Least your friend didn't end up like them. Most Catholic schools are full of rich brats. Theres a big one in my area, and I know some friends who were thinking about sending their kids there because they thought it would be less exposure to drugs and such. I told them that the school they're talking about has more drugs than any public school in the county. I know this for a fact from my ex-baby sitter who went there. The kids have more money so theres more drugs. I guess that the teachers might be better, but it does no good unless you have a kid who actually wants to learn.

[Munson]

What's funny is that friend and I regularly argue about the value of his education vs. mine. Constantly telling me he got a better education because he went to a private school, and public schools are nothing but drug addicts and trash, etc. If anything, those schools are more drugged out then the public schools because those kids use mommy and daddy's wallets to fund their drug habits.

[MMH]

My friend that was with me told me he went to high school with them. Private, rich catholic school. And racists on top of that? No doubt they vote Republican

Least your friend didn't end up like them. Most Catholic schools are full of rich brats. Theres a big one in my area, and I know some friends who were thinking about sending their kids there because they thought it would be less exposure to drugs and such. I told them that the school they're talking about has more drugs than any public school in the county. I know this for a fact from my ex-baby sitter who went there. The kids have more money so theres more drugs. I guess that the teachers might be better, but it does no good unless you have a kid who actually wants to learn.

Since the private schools are completely unregulated, I'm willing to bet the teachers are in fact not better.

[Eagaholic]

In this picture we see the startling use of contrasting scale to demonstrate dimension, and portray just how deceptively small filippino's really are.

[Diomedes]

no no no no no no no no no no white shirt long hair maybe, I need a closer look no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no and no

yes to alligator skin car seat covers