the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[phattymatty]

oh my god i have dreams about that and i wake up soaking wet.

[DH]

for reals...how can i get that lucky - must have been one hell of a scene

[Yeti]

farg you Pandora.  Every farging thing I enter into your stupid "stations" I end up getting Sting or The Police.  Seriously.  I started entering random shtein just to stop hearing "Roxanne".  I punch up The Doors I get Sting.  I punch in Dokken I get Sting.  I punch in Lady Gaga, Frank Sinatra, Thin Lizzy, System of a Down, Enya, Rage against the Machine, farging Zamfir and his fargin pan flute and I get I get fargin Sting.

farg you Sting you lute playing butt pirate.

Sick of this shtein.  Somebody is farging with me, I know it.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Have you been giving his songs the thumbs down (in Pandora, not in real life)?

Somewhere along the line, I did a thumbs-up on the song, "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" (must've been in a mood), and now it comes up in 15 different variations. Ugh.

I do wish I could run Spotify directly on my iphone. I can't install and run it on my work PC, and I would love to have it as a music option.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I imagined Yeti getting the song and then giving it a real life thumbs down and I laughed.

[Rome]

It's comments like that that assure me that I'm not the only one that spends way too much time on the internet.

[PhillyPhreak54]

lol

is there anything dumber and more pointless than this farging planking thing?

What is remotely appealing about someone laying down on random objects like a goddamn board?

[Rome]

Someone sent our office a suspicious letter with a "white powdery substance" in it this morning.

The entire headquarters has been evacuated and the HAZMAT team is on-site conducting tests.

[BigEd76]

is there anything dumber and more pointless than this farging planking thing?

What is remotely appealing about someone laying down on random objects like a goddamn board?

I think the whole thing is stupid, but the dog one makes me laugh

[PhillyGirl]

lol

is there anything dumber and more pointless than this farging planking thing?

What is remotely appealing about someone laying down on random objects like a goddamn board?

I don't get any of those things at all...and the worst part of it is the sheer number of people who do it.

It really makes me think we are far closer to the movie "Idiocracy" than we all think. 

[General_Failure]

Or you're old and forgot how stupid you were as a kid.

[DH]

any of you dummies ever try "da bomb final answer" hot sauce? holy farging shtein, ive never been in so much pain from a sauce before..i put one drop on a potato chip and was in crazy pain for 20 mins..my buddy I work with was dry heaving for a while.

[PhillyPhreak54]

any of you dummies ever try "da bomb final answer" hot sauce? holy farging shtein, ive never been in so much pain from a sauce before..i put one drop on a potato chip and was in crazy pain for 20 mins..my buddy I work with was dry heaving for a while.

Nope, but no way I'd enjoy something that crazy. I like a little kick - but nothing that nuts.

We tried some "H-Bomb" wings from a wing joint when I was younger and the chick gave us a warning about the ulcers it can cause. It had the same effect as you're describing. It burned my buddy's skin

[PhillyPhreak54]

lol

is there anything dumber and more pointless than this farging planking thing?

What is remotely appealing about someone laying down on random objects like a goddamn board?

I don't get any of those things at all...and the worst part of it is the sheer number of people who do it.

It really makes me think we are far closer to the movie "Idiocracy" than we all think. 

Exactly!

yo GF - its not just kids who do it though...we're talking grown folks here, man.

[Sgt PSN]

farg you Pandora.  Every farging thing I enter into your stupid "stations" I end up getting Sting or The Police.  Seriously.  I started entering random shtein just to stop hearing "Roxanne".  I punch up The Doors I get Sting.  I punch in Dokken I get Sting.  I punch in Lady Gaga, Frank Sinatra, Thin Lizzy, System of a Down, Enya, Rage against the Machine, farging Zamfir and his fargin pan flute and I get I get fargin Sting.

farg you Sting you lute playing butt pirate.

Sick of this shtein.  Somebody is farging with me, I know it.

You could always make a complaint.....maybe send them a message in a bottle or something.