the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

my favorite Farley :  http://youtube.com/watch?v=sJhh5RKXjRY

Great, but Matt Foley is the best Farley ever.

[Seabiscuit36]

Black Anchor turning white, and it's not Harry Hairston

[Butchers Bill]

I just spent that last 30 minutes listening to my idiot co-workers argue about why one of them has trouble getting out of bed in the morning.

Half an hour of two people beating around the bush and avoiding the obvious answer. When you're 5'6" and weigh almost 300 pounds its got to be farging hard to get out of bed. Put down the fork, tubby.

What was the fattys excuse? 

[rjs246]

Thyroid. Every fatass has some excuse as to why they're fat. For 90% of them the answer is farging simple: You eat too much and never exercise. It isn't farging rocket science.

Just once I want to hear someone say "I'm a lazy piece of shtein who doesn't care about my health or appearance." At least then I'd know they were telling the truth.

[SunMo]

one of the women i work with made "cookies" and brought them in to share today.  i put "cookies" in quotes because they looked like cookies, they felt like cookies, but when i tasted them, they were nothing like cookies.  they were not sweet at all, apparently this recipe did not call for sugar, and it did call for tabasco sauce.  they were terrible.  they were dry, bland, with a slight aftertaste of tabasco...not what a cookie should taste like.  that being said, i've spent the rest of my day, figuring out what office she was in, and going in with a cookie and making the person she was talking to try one and then watching that person having to try and act like they were enjoying the cookie while the woman stood there and looked at them with each bite.  it's been farging fantastic each time.

[ice grillin you]

thats awful when people make dishes for a party but make them to suit THIER dietary needs or wants...this woman in my office is allergic to glutin so she makes mac n cheese with rice noodles instead of pasta...and she does this for the whole division (like 150 people)...

it was so nasty but more than that its so friggin rude to expose 150 people to your nasty ass cooking...keep that shtein in your own kitchen...i wanted to shove her face in the tub of it and not let her up till she suffocated on the slop

[Sgt PSN]

thats awful when people make dishes for a party but make them to suit THIER dietary needs or wants...this woman in my office is allergic to glutin so she makes mac n cheese with rice noodles instead of pasta...and she does this for the whole division (like 150 people)...

it was so nasty but more than that its so friggin rude to expose 150 people to your nasty ass cooking...keep that shtein in your own kitchen...i wanted to shove her face in the tub of it and not let her up till she suffocated on the slop

Yeah, I get it when people have special dietary needs or even preferences (like vegitarians or whatever) but I hate it when they make shtein in bulk and expect everyone to eat it.  We're having our office xmas party on Thursday and everyone is supposed to bring in a dish.  There's a bunch of civilians that work with me and I guess one of them is lactose intolorant so she expects every dish to be catered around her weak ass digestive system......as if there won't be plenty of dairy free dishes to choose from to begin with but she wants them all to be dairy free.   

Since I'm one of the only single guys in my office, I'm not expected to bring in anything more than chips, drinks, condiments, etc.  But just because of the way this biatch has been whining about it for the last few days I'm going to bring in a cheese cake and a giant bottle of egg nog so we can wash it down. 

[Diomedes]

Thyroid. Every fatass has some excuse as to why they're fat. For 90% of them the answer is farging simple: You eat too much and never exercise. It isn't farging rocket science.

Just once I want to hear someone say "I'm a lazy piece of shtein who doesn't care about my health or appearance, or the effect is has on other people." At least then I'd know they were telling the truth.

Glad you said that, I agree.

Fat is lazy, fat is weak.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. 

[General_Failure]

The women at the IRS loved my pork ribs slathered in BBQ sauce. I was deemed an honorary black man. Or  honorary black woman. They also loved the brownies, muffins, and corn bread I made.

[Diomedes]

Brownies?   

[PhillyGirl]

Britney Spears' 16 year old sister is pregnant.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20167059,00.html

[BigEd76]

runs in the family

[PhillyGirl]

klassy

[Diomedes]

nm

[PhillyGirl]

She's 16.

I'm not.

LOL