the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

If she's stealing food, over-eating, over-weight but still fighting it with bulimia that would be pretty sweet.

[Butchers Bill]

over the last couple of months, all of these lunches have been getting stolen from the freezer, mostly lean cuisines and shtein like that.  i laugh every time an email goes out.  but some people were starting to get pissed, i guess it adds up eventually.  anyway, this chick was finally caught,  i'm not sure how though. it ended up being one of the admins who had an eating disorder,  she had been heating them up in the microwave, taking it to the bathroom and eating it and then barfing it back up. 

Thats farging funny.   

[phattymatty]

nah she was skinny as a rail.  women kept finding leftover puke in the toilets.

i don't even think she got fired for stealing lunches, but because she got knocked up and now she has to have some kind of supervision so she doesn't barf while she's preggo.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

She sounds needy enough to be a giver in the sack.  Hit.

[Cerevant]

Obviously someone already figured that out.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Probably matty.  That whore.

[Susquehanna Birder]

He lured her to bed with a Lean Cuisine.

[Sgt PSN]

On snap!  Sus with a witty penis pun. 

[Munson]

Britney Spears' 16 year old sister is pregnant.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20167059,00.html

Damn. I remember being 17 and thinking "her sister is gonna be hot when she gets older"

Then she gets pregnant. And it's not from me. WTF.

I just wanted an excuse to see this picture on my computer screen.

[Sgt PSN]

Don't lie.  You just wanted to share your wallpaper with the rest of us. 

[General_Failure]

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ - 18 for me. This number is low compared to the average male my age.

[Diomedes]

27

[rjs246]

26. shtein.

[Feva]

I'd take out 26 of those fargers too.

[phattymatty]

I also got 26.