the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Tomahawk]

Even green-bottled beers deserve a taste before getting the  .

Plus, this one is very, very good:

Grolsch sucks some ass unless if it's the Summer Blonde (or maybe Blonde Ale) which is pretty good; however, it comes in a clear bottle.

kicks ass.

[Quasimoto]

The only strip club I ever went to was in West Virginia.  You can imagine why I haven't been to one since.

[Phanatic]

Very little.

[rjs246]

Night Shift in Baltimore is worth the road trip as far as strip clubs go. The girls are farging ridiculously hot in there.

[Diomedes]

Maybe that will be the first strip club I go to then. 

[mussa]

I just got my macbook pro today and hooked it up. Got the dual screen going. This is so cool.

[mussa]

I can't get over how awesome mac's OSX 10.4 is. The widgets alone are amazing. I found a widget for Vonage address book. I can search for a name in my address book, find the number and click on it. It calls my phone, then calls the number I selected instantly. So much for looking up the numbers via my cell phone. Dopeness

[Dillen]

Caught alive.  He was hiding out in the pantry when she saw him.  We had to chase him down with a broom from behind the stove because he escaped my fool-proof plan to "just catch him with my hands."

I went in to grab him, he jumped on my hands, I shrieked like a little girl, and he ran under the stove.  Once my wits were back about me, I cornered him with a cup.  A St. Louis Blues Manny Legace cup.  One of the few saves he made this year.

I have no idea what your story is about because I didn't read the page before, but I have a  good story about hiding out and shtein like that.

One of my friends lives in like a farmhouse. It's a normal house, the "barn" is just their garage now. There's a couple of big storage sheds further back in his yards. Okay, so here's the story. There were a couple of other farmhouses around. One of his neighbors storage sheds was never used. So about 5 years ago in the winter, there was a girl who had ran away and was missing for 2 weeks or so. My friend's neighbor went to clean out the shed that they never used. The mother was just cleaning around, throwing some stuff out, turns and sees a girl curled up in the corner of the room staring straight at her wide eyed. She was extremely pale and didn't say a word. It was the girl that ran away two weeks earlier, she lived off of cans of coke for the entire time. Could you imagine being the person who's just cleaning around and you see a girl curled up, extremely pale, with her eyes bulging just staring at you? Jesus christ.

[rjs246]

She lived off of coke for two weeks? I'm surprised she didn't leap from the shadows and eat the woman alive. (Which, by the way, would have made a much more awesomer story.)

[Father Demon]

Caught alive.  He was hiding out in the pantry when she saw him.  We had to chase him down with a broom from behind the stove because he escaped my fool-proof plan to "just catch him with my hands."

I went in to grab him, he jumped on my hands, I shrieked like a little girl, and he ran under the stove.  Once my wits were back about me, I cornered him with a cup.  A St. Louis Blues Manny Legace cup.  One of the few saves he made this year.

No more fugitive mice!  We just caught the last one, alive.  Again, my wife is the one that found it, which amuses me to no end.  After a few minutes of building walls around the furniture (those little bastiches are faster than I ever would have imagined), we coaxed him into a zoo bucket.

Everyone is safe, and now we can all sleep at peace.

[Sgt PSN]

I remember reading one of those dumb crook stories about a guy who broke into someone's house while they were away on vacation, loaded up his bag with loot and then attempted to exit through the garage.  The "automatic" garage door malfunctioned and the door leading back to the house locked when he pulled it closed.  He was trapped in the garage for a few days and lived off of soda and dog food.  

I believe he also sued the home owners and won.  

[Rome]

"The Mouse Hunter"

[Dillen]

She lived off of coke for two weeks? I'm surprised she didn't leap from the shadows and eat the woman alive. (Which, by the way, would have made a much more awesomer story.)

Agreed, would have been much better.

If it makes for better story, the parents were always involved with drugs and her brother killed himself.

Damn though...what a messed up family.

[Father Demon]

"The Mouse Hunter"

I'm kind of sad.  The great saga is over.

[Geowhizzer]

I remember reading one of those dumb crook stories about a guy who broke into someone's house while they were away on vacation, loaded up his bag with loot and then attempted to exit through the garage.  The "automatic" garage door malfunctioned and the door leading back to the house locked when he pulled it closed.  He was trapped in the garage for a few days and lived off of soda and dog food.  

I believe he also sued the home owners and won.  

I take it he never thought of pulling that little rope thing that disengages the opener?