the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I prefer the ladies shaved anyway.

[Father Demon]

Or at the very least, neatly trimmed.

I once kicked a hooker outta my room because the skank had the amazon rain forest going on down there.

True story.

[NGM]

Fine, be like that.

[Diomedes]

I've never been to a strip club, much less farged a hooker.

Good for you.  Bitch should take her job seriously.  God knows I stress over mine.

[SD_Eagle5]

Doesn't all beer that doesn't come in a green bottle get a  by default until proven otherwise?

Not a fan? One of my favorites.

[SD_Eagle5]

I have to say I was pleasantly surprised by the State of the Union. I thought the propaganda was kept to a minimum, maybe Bush realizes he has to start kissing some Democratic ass to get anything done. 

Dikembe Mutumbo stole the show

[NGM]

I have to say I was pleasantly surprised by the State of the Union. I thought the propaganda was kept to a minimum, maybe Bush realizes he has to start kissing some Democratic ass to get anything done. 

Dikembe Mutumbo stole the show

That was Mutumbo?  Funny, I thought it was Feva. 

[rjs246]

I've never been to a strip club, much less farged a hooker.

When I went to my first strip club at the age of 20 I thought I was the oldest male on earth to have never set foot in one. How do you live this long without ever having had a lap dance?

[Drunkmasterflex]

I got a lap dance once from a chick with a stank twat.  It was hilarious and disturbing at the same time. 

[Father Demon]

One of the funniest "gifts" I got for a buddy of mine was back in the USAF, stationed in Okinawa.  A couple times a year, we would go to the Philippines for a little R & R.  Anyway, one trip we didn't go atthe same time -- I went, and he went a couple weeks later.

So I'min a bar, playing pool, drinking too much, and farging around with the women.  One of the "entertainers" had a stubby right arm, with little lobster claw fingers on the end of it.  So, I bought the services of crustacean-girl for my buddy in advance, and made her write down his name and all.  I get back to Okinawa, tell my buddy to make sure he looks up Winnie (or whatever her name was), and introduce himself.

He returns, and I ask him how his trip was.

"God damned strangest hand-job I ever had."

He said he enjoyed it.   

[ice grillin you]

I've never been to a strip club

i went to my first one two years ago...have been to one other since...and ive only been cause my boy has a nfl draft party every year and after the draft they all generally go to a strip club...i tagged along only because i was to drunk to drive home

i abhore them

[Susquehanna Birder]

Unless they provide some means to...well...finish things off, strip clubs are just a huge source of frustration.

[Seabiscuit36]

Lou Turks is the best Club on earth    My buddy and i hit that shady place up every time were heading back from flyers games.  I went to my first when i was 18 at Show and Tell.  Last year i went 6-8 times, both my brother and my buddys bro's turned 21 so we took them out to Oasis and philly bars. 

[Sgt PSN]

I'd say I go to nudie bars maybe 2-3 times a year, usually because we're celebrating something.......like a birthday or a friend returning from Iraq or because it's Thursday. 

[Diomedes]

I figure strip clubs must be like casinos..reality VERY different from imagination, and not in a good way.