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General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhanInDC

Black toilet paper? Kind of takes some of the fun out of braiding fecal rope, doesn't it?
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.


Feva

Quote from: FFatPatt on June 14, 2006, 12:49:43 PM
Wrong.  He's now zero because he's dead.

Wasn't there a law on the books in the 1800's that counted black men as 3/5 of a person?

Does Feva or stalkercrackhead work with you, Beermonkey?

You gotta remember though... I got a louisville slugger so I actually count as 4/5ths.




:-D @ the filter.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews


General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

MURP


mussa

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mussa

Quote from: reese125 on June 14, 2006, 05:30:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1VmGjJJFrc&search=drunk%20police

I dont know if its old...but funny as hell....and makes me real thirsty for a Heineken Light

man that guy was wasted. how that cop keeps from laughing is beyond me. and DMF. I think I remember visiting you in college and hearing stories about you volunteering to run head first into walls. 
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phattymatty

bulldog was on sportscenter again this morning.  i don't like starting my day like that.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Father Demon

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on June 13, 2006, 11:44:38 PM
Coulter, Carlin to face off on Leno Show

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LOS ANGELES - "Tonight" host Jay Leno might want to consider wearing referee stripes on Wednesday's show when Ann Coulter and George Carlin are his guests.

Coulter, the acid-tongued conservative with a new book out, and Carlin, the quick-witted, antiestablishment comedian who's in the voice cast for the new animated film "Cars," were booked at separate times for the NBC late-nighter, a spokeswoman said Monday.

But the duo's meeting could produce serious fireworks for "Tonight," which usually limits its political fodder to Leno's bipartisan monologue jokes.

Coulter, author of "Godless: The Church of Liberalism," has drawn fire for attacking the four New Jersey widows who pushed for an independent commission to investigate the Sept. 11 World Trade Center attacks in which their husbands died.

In her book, Coulter accuses the women of "reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much."

An appearance by Coulter on another NBC series, "Today," led to a prickly exchange with host Matt Lauer over her comments on the widows.

Also scheduled for "Tonight" Wednesday is Scottish singer and songwriter KT Tunstall.

My money, and my hope, is that Carlin will tear this funhole apart in a debate.  That is, if they happen to be on air together.

What a waste of time.  Carlin went on first, did an old bit.  The he stayed for Coulter, and didn't say a freaking word to her about being a jackass.

I felt really dirty for:
1) Watching Leno again. What a vanilla motherfarger.
2) Watching Ann Coulter spew all sorts of bullshtein about how great it is to be her.

Her agenda is farging dumb. It's like she believes in some big-ass war between Conservatives and Liberals -- as if at some point, Liberals will unveil a level 10 leviathan with multiple attacks per round on the conservative juggernaut.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

I find it amusing that Coulter's schtick is that she's an attractive female conservative, and that that is somehow groundbreaking.

The truth is that she is not attractive and may actually be a man. A busted ass, cross-dressing dude as a conservative? Now THAT'S groundbreaking.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on June 15, 2006, 01:43:50 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on June 13, 2006, 11:44:38 PM
Coulter, Carlin to face off on Leno Show

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LOS ANGELES - "Tonight" host Jay Leno might want to consider wearing referee stripes on Wednesday's show when Ann Coulter and George Carlin are his guests.

Coulter, the acid-tongued conservative with a new book out, and Carlin, the quick-witted, antiestablishment comedian who's in the voice cast for the new animated film "Cars," were booked at separate times for the NBC late-nighter, a spokeswoman said Monday.

But the duo's meeting could produce serious fireworks for "Tonight," which usually limits its political fodder to Leno's bipartisan monologue jokes.

Coulter, author of "Godless: The Church of Liberalism," has drawn fire for attacking the four New Jersey widows who pushed for an independent commission to investigate the Sept. 11 World Trade Center attacks in which their husbands died.

In her book, Coulter accuses the women of "reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much."

An appearance by Coulter on another NBC series, "Today," led to a prickly exchange with host Matt Lauer over her comments on the widows.

Also scheduled for "Tonight" Wednesday is Scottish singer and songwriter KT Tunstall.

My money, and my hope, is that Carlin will tear this funhole apart in a debate.  That is, if they happen to be on air together.

What a waste of time.  Carlin went on first, did an old bit.  The he stayed for Coulter, and didn't say a freaking word to her about being a jackass.

I felt really dirty for:
1) Watching Leno again. What a vanilla motherfarger.
2) Watching Ann Coulter spew all sorts of bullshtein about how great it is to be her.

Her agenda is farging dumb. It's like she believes in some big-ass war between Conservatives and Liberals -- as if at some point, Liberals will unveil a level 10 leviathan with multiple attacks per round on the conservative juggernaut.

did u actually think something was going to happen on such a PC show as Leno.
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MDS

Leno is a joke. The ratings were actually down a bit from last night for his show, so clearly know one cares about Coulter spewing her hate-filled agenda. The fact that Coulter is the talk of the town annoys me. If we stop talking about her and no one buys her zesty book, she will go away. The same goes for O'Reilly, Tucker Carlson, Limbaugh, Franken and all these other douches. They know what to say to piss people off and get a bunch of either far-left or far-right on their side so they have a loyal fan base.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.