the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Rome]

Phrases to know when abroad

The bellboy won't score me any coke.

Le groom refuse de me procurer un petit peu de came.
El mozo se niega a venderme cocaína.
Der Page will mir kein Koks bringen

[General_Failure]

Stephen Harper eats babies. Stephen Harper eats babies. Stephen Harper eats babies. Stephen Harper eats babies.

[ice grillin you]

just read this golden nugget in the paper this morning from jewel....

'Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems. Whoever said drinking doesn't help lied. You live, and you learn.'


war jewel

[Susquehanna Birder]

That chick has been whining so much through her career that I'm surprised she hasn't offed herself already.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I suppose I'd knock her teeth straight if given the opportunity.  Either the easy way or the hard way.

[phattymatty]

i'd hit jewel with the quickness

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i'd hit jewel with the quickness

Again... the definition of "hit" is open to interpretation, right?

[ice grillin you]

after that comment id do whatever she told me to

[Geowhizzer]

alcohol should be banned[/igy]

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

after that comment id do whatever she told me to

Yeah, and I'm sure you'd have left her begging before that, stud.

[ice grillin you]

i would have gotten her fugly drunk to the point where shed even mount you if i told her too

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Burns left and right today on !  We're on fire!

[phattymatty]

the ten commandments

that guy cracks me up

[ice grillin you]

is this old news?
anyone else seen this?

http://www.moola.com/moopubs/content/about/about_moola.jsp

[Father Demon]

I became an ordained minister on the Internet today.

So I guess that makes me Father Demon.

And, I get a free pass into heaven, which is cool.