the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Geowhizzer]

From today's News of the Weird:

In St. Paul, Minn., in May, an unnamed man, working out a community-service sentence by cleaning up for the next day's "graduation" at the St. Paul Police Department's dog training school, was caught with drugs by the senior canine "instructor," Buster. According to a report in the (Minneapolis) Star Tribune, the worker had brought six small bags of marijuana with him, even though assigned to the dog school. "I was going to smoke it when I was done working," he said. [Star Tribune, 5-26-06]

and one more:

In April, authorities at El Salvador's La Esperanza prison near San Salvador arrested visitor Lidia Alvarado for allegedly trying to smuggle an M-67 grenade to inmates by stuffing it inside her vagina.

[Sgt PSN]

I've blown up a Hoyda or 2 in my life but that's taking things to a whole new level. 

[The BIGSTUD]

http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html

fargin awesome stuff.

[Father Demon]

http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html

fargin awesome stuff.

I enjoyed that.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html

fargin awesome stuff.

Easily (and quite sadly) this is your best post ever on .

[Butchers Bill]

and one more:

In April, authorities at El Salvador's La Esperanza prison near San Salvador arrested visitor Lidia Alvarado for allegedly trying to smuggle an M-67 grenade to inmates by stuffing it inside her vagina.

indeed.

[MDS]

Lohan and...her gay friend



Bubble Boy loves that dude from Cruel Intentions

[Father Demon]

The little wench!

[Diomedes]

fake

[Feva]

The little wench!

That bitch should of told me she was gettin' on the "phone".

[Feva]

Ever wonder what Bumblebee the Autobot's been up to lately?

[General_Failure]

It wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't a daycare and two churches on that street.

[Father Demon]

Coulter, Carlin to face off on Leno Show

LOS ANGELES - "Tonight" host Jay Leno might want to consider wearing referee stripes on Wednesday's show when Ann Coulter and George Carlin are his guests.

Coulter, the acid-tongued conservative with a new book out, and Carlin, the quick-witted, antiestablishment comedian who's in the voice cast for the new animated film "Cars," were booked at separate times for the NBC late-nighter, a spokeswoman said Monday.

But the duo's meeting could produce serious fireworks for "Tonight," which usually limits its political fodder to Leno's bipartisan monologue jokes.

Coulter, author of "Godless: The Church of Liberalism," has drawn fire for attacking the four New Jersey widows who pushed for an independent commission to investigate the Sept. 11 World Trade Center attacks in which their husbands died.

In her book, Coulter accuses the women of "reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much."

An appearance by Coulter on another NBC series, "Today," led to a prickly exchange with host Matt Lauer over her comments on the widows.

Also scheduled for "Tonight" Wednesday is Scottish singer and songwriter KT Tunstall.

My money, and my hope, is that Carlin will tear this funhole apart in a debate.  That is, if they happen to be on air together.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I hope so too.

And the word funhole is nice as well. I will try to use that at least twice tomorrow.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Underwear Photo Ripped From N.J. Yearbooks
By Associated Press
Tue Jun 13, 5:06 PM

PHILLIPSBURG, N.J. - The 2006 edition of the yearbook at Phillipsburg High School showed a little bit more than school spirit, and now is a tad thinner for it.

School officials ripped a page out of hundreds of students' yearbooks because it contained a photograph that showed a student's underwear.

The picture on page 224 showed a female student wearing a skirt and sitting on a desk during a play; a bit of her underwear could be seen.

"The picture was questionable," said school superintendent H. Gordon Pethick. "It's the best way I can describe it."

Pethick said a relative of the student asked for the picture to be removed, so officials took it out of hundreds of copies of the yearbook.

Pethick said the page was being reprinted without the questionable picture and students will receive the replacement within a month or so.

Some students at the Warren County school were upset by the removal of the pages, The Express-Times of Easton, Pa., reported in Tuesday's newspapers. Besides the offending photo, seven other drama pictures and nine pictures from a pep rally that were on the same page and its other side were removed.

"First of all, people paid for these. They belong to the students," Phillipsburg High School senior Katie Rockware told the newspaper. "They are expensive. It's like them saying, 'Excuse me, can I just destroy your personal property?' I thought it was so ridiculous."

OHMYGOD! You could totally see her underwear!! Let's pile up all of the books and set them on fire like Hitler used to do.

Why is our country so goddamn pussified these days? You can't see a boob or an underwear shot without some jerkoffs getting all pissed off.