the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Yes.  He walks and everything.

[SunMo]

it's amazing with sewing thread and tylenol will do for you these days

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Quite.

[Susquehanna Birder]

[Geowhizzer]

Wrong.  He's now zero because he's dead.

Wasn't there a law on the books in the 1800's that counted black men as 3/5 of a person?

Does Feva or stalkercrackhead work with you, Beermonkey?

It was actually in the Constitution.

[Beermonkey]

Wrong.  He's now zero because he's dead.

Wasn't there a law on the books in the 1800's that counted black men as 3/5 of a person?

Does Feva or stalkercrackhead work with you, Beermonkey?

The .6 is one of our bisexuals. It's either clam diggers, capris or koolats for him.

[mussa]

if muslim nations have the burka, well i say american women should be forced to wear this.

[phattymatty]

Overheard at KFC:

Fat lady: I want your 21-piece bucket of chicken.
Rude employee: Is that for here, or to go?
Fat lady: You think I can eat this whole thing by myself?
Rude employee: I don't know your life. Bitch!

[Diomedes]

Overheard by who?  You?

[phattymatty]

i wish

[reese125]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1VmGjJJFrc&search=drunk%20police

I dont know if its old...but funny as hell....and makes me real thirsty for a Heineken Light

[MDS]

I was at Blue Bell Inn today with the Bubby, and there was the hot ass waitress. She wasnt serving my table, but I kept looking at her serve this table of Japs. This is all.

[Drunkmasterflex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1VmGjJJFrc&search=drunk%20police

I dont know if its old...but funny as hell....and makes me real thirsty for a Heineken Light

, what are the odds of hitting your head twice like that.  Man I don't even know if I have ever been that drunk.

[Tomahawk]

I was at Blue Bell Inn today with the Bubby, and there was the hot ass waitress. She wasnt serving my table, but I kept looking at her serve this table of Japs. This is all.

You sat at a table she was supposed to serve, but after seeing you she tricked her co-worker into taking your table.

[MDS]

Probably. We got some guy who looked like he just returned from a 24 hour Everquest marathon. But seriously, this girl was amazing.

What crimes have you committed?" "Have you raped a baby?"

-Jenna Elfman

Not exactly taken out of context, but it was in reference to people making fun of Scientology. She loves Xenu, apparantly.

Also, Mother of the Year candidate Britney Spears was buying some thongs for her fat ass at Victoria's Secret, and changed her baby on the floor next to the register. She even tried to hand the poopy diaper to one of the employees. That kid, I feel bad for him. With the parental rolemodels he has and the enviornment hes living him, I give him 13 years before he starts doing acid and getting prince alberts.