the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SunMo]

it's a dumb name, but the government shouldn't care, farg them

[Diomedes]

great name for a girl

[NGM]

Thats like naming your daughter Candy or Dallas; they are guaranteed to be porn stars.

But by going one step further and naming your daughter Metallica, she is certainly going to be in tranny porn and S&M.

[Father Demon]

Couple fights to name baby 'Metallica'
"It suits her," Karolina Tomaro, 27, said Tuesday of the name. "She's decisive and she knows what she wants."

Even as a parent, it really irks me when parents think they know so much about their kid when they are 6 months old.

"Ooohh look.  He's playing with the race cars.  I bet he's going to be a great driver!!"

[Sgt PSN]

Couple fights to name baby 'Metallica'
"It suits her," Karolina Tomaro, 27, said Tuesday of the name. "She's decisive and she knows what she wants."

Even as a parent, it really irks me when parents think they know so much about their kid when they are 6 months old.

"Ooohh look.  He's playing with the race cars.  I bet he's going to be a great driver!!"

Dude, that part of the article made me want to stab myself in the eye with a spork.  Farging nitwits thinking they just gave birth to a prodigy or something.   

Luckily, this girl will have that quote in print so when she's 15 and wants to run off to be a coke whore groupie for some lame Metallica tribute band and her parents try to stop her by saying "You're only 15, you don't know what you want yet" and she can just wave that in their face. 

[Seabiscuit36]

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

it's a dumb name, but the government shouldn't care, farg them

sums it up pretty good - winn4r

[Rome]

Without reading the article I assumed the group Metallica was suing the parents for unauthorized use of their name.

I certainly wouldn't put it past those pussified flags.

Imagine my disappointment.  Or not.

[rjs246]

Gimme some salad. FRUIT!

[PhillyGirl]

what. the. farg.

Tue Apr 3, 7:24 PM ET

Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

[rjs246]

I have snorted Wasabi and Tabasco. And Bread. And pixie sticks. And dirt. I'll bet my burnt up dad would be a lot easier to deal with than wasabi.

[General_Failure]

I'm sitting here in the office alone with a shot glass of vodka. I used it to clean the thermal paste form my chip and heatsink. The chip was overheating constantly, restarting on its own, and even burned a little. I'm using my laptop while I let the pc do lots of things to make it hot. If it keeps restarting, I think I'm farged.

[Seabiscuit36]

I have snorted Wasabi and Tabasco. And Bread. And pixie sticks. And dirt. I'll bet my burnt up dad would be a lot easier to deal with than wasabi.

I've snorted Smarties, naproxen sodium, and a ton of other medical ones, but never a family members ashes

[Diomedes]

I have snorted Wasabi and Tabasco. And Bread. And pixie sticks. And dirt. I'll bet my burnt up dad would be a lot easier to deal with than wasabi.

Did your brain suppress the vodka snorting memories, by way of self protection?

[rjs246]

Apparently.