the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

Don't make me axe you again

April 03, 2007 12:00am
Article from: Reuters

A DANISH woman whose teenage son locked himself into her car and refused to get out borrowed a policeman's axe and smashed open a window to make the boy change his mind.

A spokesman for the police in Flensburg near the Danish border said the 15-year-old locked the doors after his mother left the car to go shopping and refused to come out.

"She called police asking for help," the spokesman said, but the youth still refused to budge when an officer arrived.

"So she borrowed his axe and smashed open a window. It was a rather unusual way to resolve the matter."

It was not clear what the boy wanted.

Ha!!  Maybe being a parent isn't all that bad?

[Geowhizzer]

Except here the parent would be arrested for some kind of child abuse.

[Diomedes]

Under the Patriot Act, for making Terroristic threats.

[Father Demon]

what. the. farg.

Tue Apr 3, 7:24 PM ET

Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

Nothing wrong with doing a little coke with your dad.

[Zanshin]

I've snorted nothing of note, and I'm pretty okay with that.

[mussa]

maybe thats your problem

[rjs246]

I drunkenly sent this to PPinDC last night after he asked if there was an Ignore Feature on the site (King Cole's stupidity had finally gotten to him)...

I farging wish.

I think it's pretty farging nonhetero to use something like an ignore feature, but the truth is that you can only prove someone wrong so many times before you realize that they just don't understand.

Something in their makeup doesn't understand shame. They think that even though they are obviously wrong, and clearly dumber than even the lowliest of house pet, that they should keep posting and posting and posting because the world cares about their wild, idiotic fantasies.

King Cole and Munson personify that level of stupidity. The world would be better without them.

Not a bad rant, really.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I've never seen a rant with so much truth be so uninspiring.

C-

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I was, and still am, shocked at the clarity a heavily inebriated RJS can put foward. I give it a drunken A.

[NGM]

I was, and still am, shocked at the clarity a heavily inebriated RJS can put foward. I give it a drunken A.

I'm shocked RJS butchered a line from Half Baked earlier on this page.  And no one called him out on it.

[rjs246]

I'm so ashamed.

[SunMo]

your face is ashamed

[rjs246]

oh snap?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Your mom is ashamed as well.  Burn!

[Geowhizzer]

what. the. farg.

Tue Apr 3, 7:24 PM ET

Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

Nothing wrong with doing a little coke with your dad.

Richards:  I was joking.