the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Zanshin


Geowhizzer

Quote from: Zanshin on April 04, 2007, 09:55:30 AM
I've snorted nothing of note, and I'm pretty okay with that.

That's pretty much the case with me as well.

Father Demon

Quote from: Geowhizzer on April 04, 2007, 09:41:01 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on April 04, 2007, 09:49:27 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on April 03, 2007, 10:54:46 PM
what. the. farg.

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Tue Apr 3, 7:24 PM ET

Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.


Nothing wrong with doing a little coke with your dad.

Richards:  I was joking.

Serioulsy, what would YOU say if you just leaked you snorted some of dear old dad?
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Father Demon

#4788
Most Gruesome/Bizarre Injuries

There is some nasty stuff in here, to be sure.....


edit:  I don't know how having your eye poked out of your skull isn't #1 every time...
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Feva

I saw #2, #4, #9 and #10 as they happened live.  I also saw the Tim Krumrie injury that they mentioned but had no video for.  That one is as bad or worse than any of them.

One video that I expected to be on there or at least mentioned that wasn't was the injury Napoleon McCallum had against the Niners on MNF.  That was farging disgusting. 
Still the most gruesome injury I've ever seen.
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ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

As if we needed further proof that LA sucks.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

The bottom blue dot on the NC coast is where I live and it represents approximately 40,000 Marines.  Seriously.  I hate it. 


PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 05, 2007, 12:38:15 PM
The bottom blue dot on the NC coast is where I live and it represents approximately 40,000 Marines.  Seriously.  I hate it. 

It sucks in J-ville, but if you head north about an hour, you're in Greensboro, ECU territory. Drunk college bitches galore.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Sgt PSN

Greensboro, Raleigh and Wilmington are all great places to score drunk college ass but it sucks that I gotta drive at least an hour in any direction to do so. 

PoopyfaceMcGee


Father Demon

I went to ECU for a year, then I flunked out.

Too much drinking, too many parties, and too many women. 

Great place.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN


ice grillin you

my train from dc to new orleans stopped in both greensboro and greenville and i saw no drunk girls
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons