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Seabiscuit36

#14415
March 27, 2009, 07:12:28 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 27, 2009, 05:54:07 PM
i cant wait for sb to drink his four 40's in a tailgate...definitely the most exciting part of the upcoming season
its gonna be a fun tailgate.  I'll be using Clint's pops portapotty non stop. 

I pretty much do the same DieHard, come home and pour a glass of JW Red.  I'm throwing down a few glasses before we hit the bar tonight, gotta save money.
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#14416
March 27, 2009, 07:14:25 PM
I been drinking lots of bourbon lately. 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#14417
March 27, 2009, 07:33:20 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 27, 2009, 07:01:55 PM
yeah, you might say that.  if you had nothing left to live for and were looking for someone else to do your dirty work. 

Evidently Sassy hasn't heard that I work for the gubment now so the statement above, although funny, is fairly redundant.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#14418
March 27, 2009, 09:59:40 PM

Sgt PSN

#14419
March 27, 2009, 10:23:07 PM
Quote from: Rome on March 27, 2009, 07:33:20 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 27, 2009, 07:01:55 PM
yeah, you might say that.  if you had nothing left to live for and were looking for someone else to do your dirty work. 

Evidently Sassy hasn't heard that I work for the gubment now so the statement above, although funny, is fairly redundant.

i think you got your gubment job shortly before my departure.  i'm actually surprised you havent offed yourself yet.  wtf r u waiting 4?

General_Failure

#14420
March 27, 2009, 10:26:13 PM
I've got to stop watching Futurama before I go to sleep. I had a dream last night that I took up smoking cigars just so I could blow smoke in peoples' faces, but then I lost the cigars and got stressed out and needed to smoke.

The man. The myth. The legend.

MadMarchHare

#14421
March 28, 2009, 12:45:25 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 27, 2009, 07:12:28 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 27, 2009, 05:54:07 PM
i cant wait for sb to drink his four 40's in a tailgate...definitely the most exciting part of the upcoming season
its gonna be a fun tailgate.  I'll be using Clint's pops portapotty non stop. 

I pretty much do the same DieHard, come home and pour a glass of JW Red.  I'm throwing down a few glasses before we hit the bar tonight, gotta save money.

Walker Red?  Why don't you just drink gasoline?

Scotch is ass until you spend at least 45-50 bucks a bottle.  Then it's heaven.
Anyone but Reid.

Seabiscuit36

#14422
March 28, 2009, 01:25:36 PM
sorry im not a research scientist, i'm only spending TARP money. 

31 bucks for a big ass bottle works for me and my tastes
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Rome

#14423
March 28, 2009, 01:37:10 PM
lol @ scotch snobs.

MadMarchHare

#14424
March 28, 2009, 01:46:58 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 28, 2009, 01:25:36 PM
sorry im not a research scientist, i'm only spending TARP money. 

31 bucks for a big ass bottle works for me and my tastes

I'll say it again, no one makes money as a research scientist.  I drink scotch when I get a bottle for Xmas, I never buy it.
Anyone but Reid.

Father Demon

#14425
March 28, 2009, 01:54:06 PM
It's true.  MMH makes his money the old fashioned way... by whoring out his body.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

ice grillin you

#14426
March 28, 2009, 01:59:07 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 27, 2009, 07:14:25 PM
I been drinking lots of bourbon lately. 

if you are in connecticut still you should shuffle into nyc and get some hudson bay baby bourbon...my brother who lives in the city got me some a couple xmas ago and its good stuff...its the only bourbon distilled in ny state and as of a few years ago the only 100% corn bourbon in the country...its a really neat little distillery up near new paltz...plus the bottles are really cool



i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Sgt PSN

#14427
March 28, 2009, 02:07:28 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on March 28, 2009, 01:54:06 PM
It's true.  MMH makes his money the old fashioned way... by whoring out his body.

and then he spends it buy paying homeless dudes to take him back to his hotel.....where he then charges said bum for secks.  it's a vicious cycle. 

PhillyPhanInDC

#14428
March 28, 2009, 02:27:48 PM
Surprise bumsecks?
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Seabiscuit36

#14429
March 28, 2009, 02:57:01 PM
He really should drink gasoline and eat a match
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons
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