the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

I got two bottles of semi-nice whiskey (not even scotch) for Christmas. I was the only person who drank out of either of them and both of them were gone before mid-February, in addition to my regular Miller Lite consumption.

I just reread this and laughed at myself. "It only took me a month and a half to finish two bottles of whiskey!" Hahaha, what a clown.

I like beers.

[ice grillin you]

i cant wait for sb to drink his four 40's in a tailgate...definitely the most exciting part of the upcoming season

[DH]

I had a stint where I was drinking a glass of scotch every night when i got home from work...bottles were usually gone in 2 weeks. I love me some scotch.

[rjs246]

I had a stint where I was drinking a glass of scotch every night when i got home from work...bottles were usually gone in 2 weeks. I love me some scotch.

Essentially what I was doing. Only it was rye, which tastes like open sores compared to scotch.

[ice grillin you]

wow i must be a mongoloid because scotch is one of the worst tasting things ive ever had and i love me some rye

old overholt is the shtein

[rjs246]

I like both, frankly, but good scotch is farging heaven.

[Rome]

What does a flag football team composed of comedians do when they fail to convert on third down?

They pun it away, of course.

[rjs246]

I hope that you and Sarge have a suicide pact and that Sarge renegs and rapes your dead body.

Then I hope that sarge gets hit by a train.

That's what I hope.

[Rome]

Speaking of suicides, what do you call MP-3 players that prompt listeners to kill themselves?

Die-Pods.

[Father Demon]

Be drinking some scotch and Splenda.  Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch!

[rjs246]

Thanks, Michael.

[Sgt PSN]

I hope that you and Sarge have a suicide pact and that Sarge renegs and rapes your dead body.

Then I hope that sarge gets hit by a train.

That's what I hope.

you stole that from romeo and juliet

[Sgt PSN]

Speaking of suicides, what do you call MP-3 players that prompt listeners to kill themselves?

Die-Pods.

that reminds me, i'm actively boycotting burger king until they stop this:



it wasn't funny 5 years ago when the started doing it and it certainly hasn't made any progress in the laughs department.

[Rome]

You might say that ad slogan is fried and true.

[Sgt PSN]

yeah, you might say that.  if you had nothing left to live for and were looking for someone else to do your dirty work.