the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Phanatic]

Vaginal Peanut butter...

[Seabiscuit36]

Beermonkey now has two videos and two or 3 photos of that cow..hilarious

Holy shtein, just checked them out. She's like flesh-colored version of the princess from Shrek. She has mitts like a coal miner.

haha, my buddy got a message the day after, no pics for a bit, lady issues... barf

[DH]

I wonder if said lady knows that her picture went from the dude she sent it to, to his live friend, then to a bunch of made up dudes on an ontranet message board.

Poor broad.

[Father Demon]

There was no special occasion for the Ferrari.  Just the sales dude I was meeting for lunch had to bring it to work that day because his wife had the "road car."  He actually has two of them - the 360 Spider and a 300.  I don't know what he's selling, but I need some of that action.

Sarge - it was tough getting in it, but I wasn't passing up that ride to drive my 99 Grand Prix.  No farging way.  Pull the feet up, taste the knees, and duck the head - it was worth every contortionist moment.

[BigEd76]

that 13-yr old British kid that was supposedly the father of a 15-yr old's baby.......he is NOT the father [/maury]

[rjs246]

I went 4 consecutive days without drinking any alcohol this week.

I haven't done that since I was a teenager.

[Sgt PSN]

converting to mormanism so you can be adopted by the reids?

[Seabiscuit36]

ha, i went over a week when i was sick.  Same thing man, the last time i could recall not drinking in a week was when i was 18 and spent a week at the State Police academy

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Not that I go without for very long periods of time, but the fact that you haven't done it at all in over a decade leads me to believe that you are an alcoholic.

Actually, I'm an alcoholic.  You're like a super alcoholic.

[shorebird]

I just went four consecutive days... or maybe I should say nights, getting sloshed.

I will probably do it again tonight.

[rjs246]

I sort of decided to take it easy this week after getting the stomach flu and a gross cold in the pan of 6 days. I was assuming that my immune system had been evacuated from my body along with everything else.

But now I'm bored and drinking again. It's like coming home.

[rjs246]

As for being an alcoholic, I figured that that was well established at this point. I got two bottles of semi-nice whiskey (not even scotch) for Christmas. I was the only person who drank out of either of them and both of them were gone before mid-February, in addition to my regular Miller Lite consumption. I don't think that's impressive in any way, but I wish I had some left right now.

The key is that I am a functional alcoholic. Well, compared to most of the Boston population anyway.

[Sgt PSN]

i've met you.  you're not that functional. 

[rjs246]

I managed to get my middle finger up for you. I consider that a herculean feat of coordination.

[Seabiscuit36]

my entire family is functioning alcoholics, im proud.