Reno - punt returner

[rjs246]

Ryan Moats?

[General_Failure]

Brian Mitchell.

[jeffreyjpa]

And, Reno cut his Fair Catch percentage from 33% of the punts he's fielded down to 31%.   

[DutchBird]

Most telling is that he has outgained punt-return-god Dante Hall by 45 yards (245 vs 200) in with almost half as many returns... (18 vs 35), and has an average 2.42857 times better then that of Hall.

[rjs246]

Most telling is that he has outgained punt-return-god Dante Hall by 45 yards (245 vs 200) in with almost half as many returns... (18 vs 35), and has an average 2.42857 times better then that of Hall.

I think that's the least telling stat ever. It only serves to show how worthless being the 'league leader' in punt returns is. Honestly. Is there a single Eagles fan that would rather have Mahe returning kicks than Dante Hall? If you say yes I will fly to Amsterdam, smoke all of your weed and firebomb your face.

[fansince61]

Most telling is that he has outgained punt-return-god Dante Hall by 45 yards (245 vs 200) in with almost half as many returns... (18 vs 35), and has an average 2.42857 times better then that of Hall.

I think that's the least telling stat ever. It only serves to show how worthless being the 'league leader' in punt returns is. Honestly. Is there a single Eagles fan that would rather have Mahe returning kicks than Dante Hall? If you say yes I will fly to Amsterdam, smoke all of your weed and firebomb your face.

What the stat. shows is that there is a need for him on this team..at least this year

[QB Eagles]

You guys are way too rough on a player having his best NFL season ever. Personally I think Reno has a place with the Eagles next year. The Gatorade at Lehigh doesn't carry itself.

[rjs246]

You guys are way too rough on a player having his best NFL season ever. Personally I think Reno has a place with the Eagles next year. The Gatorade at Lehigh doesn't carry itself.

The bar was set rather low for that accomplishment.

[Feva]

Most telling is that he has outgained punt-return-god Dante Hall by 45 yards (245 vs 200) in with almost half as many returns... (18 vs 35), and has an average 2.42857 times better then that of Hall.

I think that's the least telling stat ever. It only serves to show how worthless being the 'league leader' in punt returns is. Honestly. Is there a single Eagles fan that would rather have Mahe returning kicks than Dante Hall? If you say yes I will fly to Amsterdam, smoke all of your weed and firebomb your face.

Dammit.... I swear I hate it when people try to inject logic into a conversation.

[stillupfront]

I still think the world of Reno. He never loses a fumble. You guys are retards if you think Reid will dump a smart guy for a flash guy. It would be real tough to cut a Pro Bowler.  By the way, how do you type Probowler? I think Pro Bowler is a guy who bowls for a living. Someone who plays in the probowl would be a probowler, no?

[Rome]

Another "funny" from Bowen's Philly.com article. 

"It may not be as meaningful for you," said running back and NFL-leading punt returner Reno Mahe. "For us, it's meaningful. It's our job. We've got a scheduled game, and we've got to go out and play it... we have to take pride in our job."

HEY JACKASS... I SAID MORE CHEESE SAUCE NOW GODDAMMIT!   

[Diomedes]

If you say yes I will fly to Amsterdam, smoke all of your weed and firebomb your face.

Jesus Christ, man.  You need therapy.   That's just lousy.

[rjs246]

Is it just me or is somebody taking something I say a little too seriously... chill out dude. I'll leave some squeef for you.

[phattymatty]

Greetings Dunph, What's happening? I got your letter today, Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can't believe they make everyone work alot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of shtein Funderturd to shove it. You didn't want to go there in the first place. He'd shtein man. Today you should have seen me and Mousy today at school today. We got cocked on a pint of blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus. We we're farged. This teacher Mr. Rivera goes 'What's wrong with you Delaney?' I go, 'I'm totally farged man!' Everybody laughed like a bastich. Oh, man you should see this song I'm listening to, man. It's called 'Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend.' I think its by a group called...... This is a couple of hours later. Must have nodded out, man. I gotta go, cause I probably definitely gonna nod out again. You want me to send you some squeef, or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught. Cocked in Rhode Island. Drugs

P.S. Mousy says he stink-fingered Bunny Cote

[Don Ho]

Sure.