Reno - punt returner

[Rome]

Reno's Destiny:

I'm sure the HOF is always looking for qualified janitorial staff.

[Eaglez]

All I'm saying is watch Reno run. He doesn't have much shiftiness, he's slow out of his cuts, and he doesn't have great vision. A lot of his better returns came when he had wide open field in front of him. He can't make people miss and he can't explode through small creases.

I just would prefer a playmaking PR, and I don't think Reno fits that bill.

[LBIggle]

renos horrible.  his stats are inflated cuz he has less then half the returns of the other guys.  plus.. he's a vadge.  he has no sense where players are on the field which is why he can't break one, or know whether to FC or not. if he's kept on this team next year cuz of PR duties that would be a really nice waste of a roster spot for a team that needs a substantial amount of new talent brought in.

[fansince61]

renos horrible.  his stats are inflated cuz he has less then half the returns of the other guys.  plus.. he's a vadge.  he has no sense where players are on the field which is why he can't break one, or know whether to FC or not. if he's kept on this team next year cuz of PR duties that would be a really nice waste of a roster spot for a team that needs a substantial amount of new talent brought in.

He does a lot of things well enough to keep his job

[Wingspan]

why is a 3rd (originally 4th) string RB who's getting 5.1 ypc and hasnt fumbled away a punt ever getting so much shtein?

do you people beat up retarded kids too?

[fansince61]

why is a 3rd (originally 4th) string RB who's getting 5.1 ypc and hasnt fumbled away a punt ever getting so much shtein?

do you people beat up retarded kids too?

Because they don't know how to play football and "create a team"

[stalker]

why is a 3rd (originally 4th) string RB who's getting 5.1 ypc and hasnt fumbled away a punt ever getting so much shtein?

do you people beat up retarded kids too?

No shtein! If you really think about it, Reno has been our most dependable performer this year.

[Don Ho]

Well, according to Burger King birds are going to activate Bruce Perry on Tuesday.  Let's hope he's cured that fumblitis that palgued him all pre-season.  He keeps that up we'll be begging for more Reno.

Man I hope that Reno scores the last game of the year against the skins.  Linc will go balistic.

[General_Failure]

No, it'll go ballistic if Chad Lewis scores. They won't know what to do if Reno scores.

[Don Ho]

No, it'll go ballistic if Chad Lewis scores. They won't know what to do if Reno scores.

I tend to agree with you GF.  Crowd will probably drop dead of shock if Reno scores.  If Chad scores,  everyone should honor him with a stop, drop and roll in their seat - or at least in the aisle.

[jeffreyjpa]

I know you're far away from Philly and most likely haven't been to the Linc yet Don, but the rows at the Linc are narrower than the Vet (and I think the seats may be, as well...at least they seem that way).

At the Linc, it would be more like:

1. Stop
2. Try to drop, bang head on cup holder and neighbor's knee.
3. Bounce back up off of seat to full standing position, with a head-wound.

So, we could instead honor Chad with a "stop, bounce, and bleed".

[sallad selgae]

No, it'll go ballistic if Chad Lewis scores. They won't know what to do if Reno scores.

I tend to agree with you GF. Crowd will probably drop dead of shock if Reno scores. If Chad scores, everyone should honor him with a stop, drop and roll in their seat - or at least in the aisle.

LJ honors Chad frequently, except it's the ball that drops and rolls.

[Don Ho]

I know you're far away from Philly and most likely haven't been to the Linc yet Don, but the rows at the Linc are narrower than the Vet (and I think the seats may be, as well...at least they seem that way).

At the Linc, it would be more like:

1. Stop
2. Try to drop, bang head on cup holder and neighbor's knee.
3. Bounce back up off of seat to full standing position, with a head-wound.

So, we could instead honor Chad with a "stop, bounce, and bleed".

At this point in the season I'd honor the team with an Acapulco swan dive off that huge structure in the end zone.

[Don Ho]

No, it'll go ballistic if Chad Lewis scores. They won't know what to do if Reno scores.

I tend to agree with you GF. Crowd will probably drop dead of shock if Reno scores. If Chad scores, everyone should honor him with a stop, drop and roll in their seat - or at least in the aisle.

LJ honors Chad frequently, except it's the ball that drops and rolls.

So painfully true.

[MURP]

Guess who leads the NFL in punt return average now.