the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Munson

#25950
February 26, 2013, 11:39:04 PM
Not a big fan of the dead fish stuff
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Tomahawk

#25951
February 27, 2013, 08:15:39 AM
Really? That's weird

Diomedes

#25952
March 04, 2013, 09:37:21 AM
It will no doubt please you sonsofbitches to know that I have been ankle deep in vomit and diarrhea for three days now.  Geysers of foul fluids exploding out of our asses and shooting out our mouths.

Misery here.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#25953
March 04, 2013, 09:46:24 AM
Sounds like the Norovirus.  Have fun with that. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#25954
March 04, 2013, 09:49:00 AM
I think so.  I haven't been so sick since I don't remember when.  I'm a little worried about my son..he's not holding anything down.  My wife just took him to the doctor, hoping she doesn't shtein herself or vomit all over the car. 

I'm home with the 8 month old.  She's the only one who doesn't have it.  I'm ready to accept Jesus if he can prevent her getting it too.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#25955
March 04, 2013, 10:01:48 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 04, 2013, 09:49:00 AM
I'm ready to accept Jesus if he can prevent her getting it too.

lol. 

Munson

#25956
March 04, 2013, 01:16:35 PM
won $415 playing craps last night, not bad at all
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

PhillyPhreak54

#25957
March 04, 2013, 09:31:16 PM
Delaware Park?

SD

#25958
March 04, 2013, 09:52:22 PM
Rape basement

General_Failure

#25959
March 04, 2013, 09:53:05 PM
And they were mostly rape dollars.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

#25960
March 04, 2013, 10:29:16 PM
lol

Are they like the tickets you win playing skeeball on the boardwalk?

Stuffed Eagle - $75 rape dollars
Dinner with MDS - $640 rape dollars
Dinner and Flyers game with MDS and igy - $1700 rape dollars

General_Failure

#25961
March 04, 2013, 10:36:40 PM
Yes, but all the tickets are penises in your butt.

The man. The myth. The legend.

MDS

#25962
March 04, 2013, 10:52:08 PM
what is the correlation of rape dollars to pesos
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

#25963
March 04, 2013, 10:55:10 PM
100 rape pesos to one rape dollar

Eagaholic

#25964
March 04, 2013, 10:58:20 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 04, 2013, 10:36:40 PM
Yes, but all the tickets are penises in your butt.

Not sure I'm getting this. Is it like if you win $1700 rape dollars you have choice of dinner with igs and MDS and a Flyers game or 1700 penises in your butt? And would it include a Bryzgalov autograph? (With the penis option?)
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